The Official Plane Crash Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Swim Cantore, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Redav

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    I'd like to hear their theories on where their loved ones have been for a year and a half.
     
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  2. Georgia_Nole

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    I still hold true to my theory that Desmund forgot to hit the button and caused the plane to crash.

    The Malaysian 6 will show up with one hell of a story to tell.
     
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  3. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Because Asian
     
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  4. Jork

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    These are the same people buying rhino horns because they think it will make their dicks hard. Logic isn't even in the fucking conversation.
     
  5. Nole96SC

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    Its sad and Im sure its hard not having a body to bury and have a funeral and all that but at some point you have to accept they're dead without 100% proof. Even if you think the plane was hijacked and they were taken hostage and landed in some remote place, they would be dead by now.
     
  6. Tobias

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    guys they could still be alive you just have to believe
     
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  7. HatterasJack

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    It's like no one has seen the movie Cast Away.
     
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  8. Jork

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    Hey, BRO, I don't HAVE TO do shit. I'm an Ameeeerican. :usasmug:
     
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  9. je ne suis pas ici

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    saw another quote some lady said they landed in siberia
     
  10. je ne suis pas ici

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    There is no guarantee that the piece of debris found on Réunion Island actually originated from the missing Malaysia Airlines MH370 aircraft, French experts said, according to a report published earlier this week in the French newspaper la Dépêche du Midi. Investigators have been studying the debris, which comprises a piece of plane wing known as a flaperon; it was the first supposed trace of the plane since it mysteriously disappeared on March 8, 2014.

    The flaperon was sent to France for examination, since Réunion Island falls under French jurisdiction. But after nearly a month of tests, experts there have been unable to definitively link the barnacle-covered flaperon to the Malaysia airliner. They have not, however, ruled out the possibility that it may, in fact, have originated from the plane.

    “The Toulouse experts of the Directorate General of Armaments have finished the survey of the flaperon found on Réunion,” la Dépêche reported, according to the Inquisitr. “Nothing permits it to be 100 percent certified as belonging to MH370!”

    Experts said the wing was consistent with that of a Boeing 777, but that the investigation cannot yet be concluded.

    Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak declared earlier this month that analysts had determined the plane debris was from MH370, though a French prosecutor urged caution.

    If it is determined the flaperon did not originate from the missing airliner, it would be a major upset in an investigation that has so far turned up little evidence. Despite a multinational search for the whereabouts of the plane, no traces turned up until late last month. The finding on Réunion Island has reenergized and rerouted the search for the missing airliner.

    If the flaperon is determined to have originated from the plane, some have speculated that it might indicate the plane is still sitting intact on the Indian Ocean floor. Zaaim Redha Abdul Rahma, who took part in the initial search for the plane, said the state of the debris indicated that the plane likely landed in the ocean and floated for some time before sinking, rather than crashing violently into the water. The flaperon's condition indicated it likely sat for some time at the bottom of the ocean with the plane before detaching and being pulled to shore by currents, he added.
     
  11. Jork

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    Does that last paragraph even make sense to anybody else? At 15,000 feet, that's a psi of like 7,000. So, the flaperon supposedly just netflix and chilled on the bottom of the ocean without imploding from the pressure, rose back up 3 days later and then lazy rivered it's way to Reunion Island?

    :shu:
     
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  12. je ne suis pas ici

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    it would make sense if they just ran out of fuel...
     
  13. Nole96SC

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    A month later and these faggot French still cant figure out if a piece of a 777 wing actually belongs to the only missing 777 in the world.
     
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  14. Barves2125

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    Well, I mean, it's not like it re-entered the Earth's atmosphere and plummeted 300 miles to the ocean in that condition either.
     
  15. spagett

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    Booooo
     
  16. Redav

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    I mean, what other place could it be from? I really appreciate them not positing how it could possibly come from another plane
     
  17. Lemmy Caution

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    There are factories that manufacture that part along the Indian coast. Some of the parts that don't pass QA end up in the Indian Ocean.
     
  18. Redav

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    Ah, ok. See that makes sense
     
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  19. Jork

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    Running out of fuel explains a flaperon staying airtight under 7,000 psi of pressure?
     
  20. Voodoo

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    Did you just make that up or are you serious?
     
  21. Jork

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    Everybody knows that massive flaperon factory in the Maldives is their plan to flat all their islands to the Mediterranean to chill. :cmonson:
     
  22. Barves2125

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    I think he was saying if they had a water landing then it could've broken off from the wing and not actually sank but instead floated to where it was found.
     
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  23. Lemmy Caution

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  24. Jork

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    Read the last sentence again.

    I agree that it could have broken off and floated away. I just have a big problem with the idea it sat at the bottom of the ocean without being crushed by pressure and thus unable to float to the surface let alone thousands of miles away. Although I'm sure it's a very sturdily constructed airtight compartment, it just doesn't seem possible.
     
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  25. Barves2125

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    Yeah, I agree with that. I had read his post hours ago and didn't go back and reread it before responding to you. The way I see it is that there was a water landing and one or both of the wings broke off after catching an wave in a fashion similar to the hijacked Ethiopian Airlines flight in the early 90s. (Video below)
    Then it sank quickly but maybe a few pieces of debris like the aileron floated off.

     
  26. je ne suis pas ici

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    ah my b, thought you meant pressure up in the atmosphere not under the ocean.
     
  27. DollarBillHokie

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    It would suck to fly around on a hijacked plane, safely land in the middle of the ocean, and sink to the bottom and drown. At least with a crash landing there is some hope of a quick death.
     
  28. Arkadin

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    I bet there's at least one other missing 777 :warn:
     
  29. dallasdawg

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    :warn: Shu :warn:
     
  30. Jork

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    Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense, right? Hard to believe anything else somebody with such a stupid theory says.
     
  31. Redav

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    What makes you so sure it would have been crushed at depth? If it slowly filled with water, it might not have been crushed.
     
  32. Jork

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    I'm talking about the flaperon. If it slowly filled with water, it couldn't float to Reunion.
     
  33. je ne suis pas ici

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    (CNN)A piece of debris that washed up on the shore of Reunion Island in July was part of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, the Paris prosecutor's office said Thursday, backing up a statement that Malaysia's Prime Minister made weeks ago.

    Following the analysis of the debris, it is "possible to say with certainty that the flaperon discovered on the Reunion Island on July 29 2015 corresponds to the one on MH370," the prosecutor's office said in a statement.
     
  34. Jork

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    Really? It took a month to cross reference the numbers on the part?
     
  35. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Frenchmen working with spaniards, there was maybe an hour of actual work done in that month.
     
  36. Jork

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    It was August as well, which roughly translates into "fuck off month" in the romance languages.
     
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  37. Barves2125

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    "a Boeing subcontractor, Airbus Defense and Space"
     
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  38. Barves2125

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    Still nothing.
     
  39. kezarmyaj

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    http://www.express.co.uk/news/world...SKELETON-and-Malaysian-Airlines-colours-found

    PLANE wreckage with the Malaysian flag painted on the side linking it to lost aircraft MH370 has reportedly been found in the Philippines.
    The man whose nephew made the 'find' has also made the extraordinary claim the aircraft part contained skeleton remains in the pilot's chair with the seatbelt fastened.
    The pair were said to be hunting for birds when they spotted the wreckage in Mindanao, the second largest island in the country.
    The uncle, named as Jamil Omar, an audio visual technician in his 40s, said he discovered the human bones in the alleged Malaysian Airlines cockpit, before leaving the area with the flag emblazoned plane piece.
    He has now contacted police in Malaysia.
     
  40. kslim

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    Fuck yeah
     
  41. Jork

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    If MH370 crashed in the Philippines then we know nothing, Jon Snow. Stating the obvious, but this sounds like complete bullshit.
     
  42. kezarmyaj

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  43. dallasdawg

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  44. Kirk Fogg

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  45. je ne suis pas ici

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    shit. so if there was an electrical failure that fucked with pressure or oxygen levels, and the pilot wasnt involved as a suicide, why would the plane turn around and change course (without electrical aspects)
     
  46. Jax Teller

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    Yea does the report explain why the plane turned around?
     
  47. Bruce Wayne

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    Perhaps try to return to Kuala Lampur
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Did they turn around after last radio contact? Maybe they were having electrical problems (including comms) so they turned around, then it got worse?
     
  49. Jork

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    They originally thought they purposely turned off their transponder. Seems like this is an alternative theory. I'll wait for someone not called daily beast to report it though.
     
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  50. Fidelio

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    Daily beast has some top notch journalists. It's legit