The GOUT 16: We deal in vibes and cousin business is boomin

This conference is fucking wild.

Advil, Pedialyte, scrambled eggs and a gallon of Texas Pete Hot Sauce

 

I made this a month or 2 ago. Was enjoyable.

 

Breakfast tbd.

 

Sprouted grain bread, egg whites, roasted pepper salad, lemon vinaigrette
Cold brew drank black

 

Skipping breakfast because last night I gourged on brisket quesadillas, honey chipotle chicken crispers, jalapeño cheddar sausage, fries and loaded mashed.

 

I’m bulking for a spring cut to get abs on my pecs.

 

I’m hoping to get a six pack on my dick

 

we did it fam

 

Real sicko hours posting that three times

 

premature postulation

 

Hey Big bros check this out

 

Name P. Redacted aka lil dicki

 

Pretty sure that's hardcorekickball

 

This is the yornark I know and love

 

I'm not Name P. Redacted

 

Thank god because then who would I be

 

But I did have my first pediatric abuse patient about a month ago. Took her from Gardner to children's mercy downtown running hot in rush hour traffic. They intubated the baby before we even cleared the hospital. Kiddo was decoreticate posturing in route to the hospital. Little girl died the next day. Traumatic subdural bleed. GCS of 3 on scene, Children's told us to give narcan, so i gave her 1 cc in each little thigh; she didn't even flinch when the needle went in. Never regained consciousness.

 

Another hot piece of manamal

 

Thank you for the pleasant story

 

The fuck?

 

Hey, just checking in to inform you all of another code blue that was triaged black. Code blue at 2230 in a quiktrip bathroom on the eve of the birth of our lord and savior. Worked her for about half hour before we triaged black. The fire medic and I couldn’t even IV access on either of her arms due to her drug use. Even the IO that we got was flowing super slow. Nothing like overdosing on an opioid on Christmas Eve in a quiktrip bathroom

 

Their bathrooms are pretty clean though

 

And then the 4 month old that we worked for almost an hour at 0400 on the 26th that we triaged black. Happy birthday jesus!

 

Oh man, it was super clean. It even had a nice fresh scent

 

Was hoping for some pop tart content

 

Guys, I don't think #UCF Knights is up for basketball in this conference

 

We knew this

 

Tbf we weren’t up for basketball in the American athletic conference.

 

Be better

 

We have a 5 star committed!

 

So a one and done?

 

I'm just going to assume he gets poached or we finally grow a pair and fire Dawkins (and then he decommits).

 

I guess that's a start

 

We had a one and done last season.

We still sucked.

 

Congrats?

 

Thanks. We try to break barriers here at UCF. Missing the tournament with a lottery pick on your roster demands a real commitment to sucking.

 

But like, what if Kansas State is REALLY fucking good, you guys? You just never know.

 

I started UCF in 2007 and we have played in 1 NCAA tournament

 

Pretty sure that game is a fluke. We're going to get right back on that horse

 

Not exactly a winning attitude

 

more and more people are saying this

 

One and dones haven’t worked out since Carmelo

 

:)

 

Ucf? More like ugly cock fuckers. Which reminds me of the 74 year old dementia patient that ripped out his urinary catheter at 2 in the morning and I took a tiny lil peek to see if he was bleeding and he had a fucking hog in his pants.

 

You were saying? Bitch

 

Lol
First time playing Kansas I see