The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Mitch Cumstein

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    he doesn't look hurt. Believe it's a coaching thing right now. And Conte. Somehow this is his fault.
     
  2. Mitch Cumstein

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    okay, we gotta score, defensive stop then score again. That happens and i'm buying
     
  3. Mitch Cumstein

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    Great, we gotta rely on myers and huff. doomed
     
  4. Mitch Cumstein

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    bucs gimme the keys to this thread. I'm taking over.
     
  5. Mitch Cumstein

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  6. Mitch Cumstein

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    these scores need to be TDs btw
     
  7. stangd

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    no turnover winston...a FG is ok
     
  8. Mitch Cumstein

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    fucking bullshit. Refs stop the clock after have the defense set and jameis is ready. THen they restart with 10 seconds. disadvantage to the offense on that
     
  9. stangd

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    fuck...that's game
     
  10. Mitch Cumstein

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  11. swiz

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    Superman Jameis is an awful qb
     
  12. Hank Scorpio

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    It was a good run guys
     
  13. Mitch Cumstein

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    Alright. Two plays TD. 3 and out. Bucs end on a TD. It's fucking happening right NOW
     
  14. Mitch Cumstein

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    alright, one play left
     
  15. Mitch Cumstein

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    that one didn't count
     
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  16. Mitch Cumstein

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    should have been a TD
     
  17. Mitch Cumstein

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    awesome, two offensive penalties on one play. beauty
     
  18. FSUnole1988

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    Get the fuck outta here with grounding...
     
  19. Mitch Cumstein

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    how wasn't that illegal procedure on jameis?
     
  20. Mitch Cumstein

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    stop throwing to myers
     
  21. Mitch Cumstein

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    fuck everything
     
  22. Mitch Cumstein

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    Jameis throwing like Aguayo
     
  23. Nizz

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    Winston is going to be insanely good. But right now he is a 22 year old kid thinking he can make the play every play. He needs to mature
     
  24. Mitch Cumstein

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    If you're gonna onside kick you might as well have gone on 4th down on that last series. I AM SO MAD
     
  25. fsutony

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    He kicked the onside with 3 timeouts And 2 minutes?
     
  26. Mitch Cumstein

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    see you guys next season
     
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  27. fsutony

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    Dirk can take that big stick and shove it up his own ass. He calls games like a pussy
     
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  28. Mitch Cumstein

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    you won't have mitchy cumstein to kick around anymore.

    unless you go into pretty much any other thread.
     
  29. bucs

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    well that sucked
     
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  30. Nizz

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    I'm optimistic we had a decent year, a promising future and need to make sure to have a smart and good draft
     
  31. bucs

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    at least our punter is good
     
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  32. Sterling A

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    Jameis Winston, Mike Evans, Brate Approach Buc Records



    Most Passing Yards, Player's First Two Seasons, NFL History


    Winston is on the verge of becoming the first quarterback in league history to open his season with two consecutive 4,000-yard seasons. He needs 70 yards on Sunday to accomplish that feat, and if he gets to 267 he will break the league record for most yards in a player's first two seasons.


    Player

    Seasons

    Yards


    1. Andrew Luck

    2012-13

    8,196


    2. Jameis Winston

    2015-16

    7,930


    3. Cam Newton

    2011-12

    7,920

    4. Peyton Manning

    1998-99

    7,874

    5. Blake Bortles

    2014-15

    7,336



    Most Touchdown Passes, Player's First Two Seasons, NFL History
    Winston's rookie season is also in that list above, giving him 49 total touchdown passes through his first two NFL seasons, with one game to play. That's the fifth-highest total in NFL history.

    Player

    Team

    Seasons

    TDs

    1. Dan Marino

    MIA

    1983-84

    68

    2. Derek Carr

    OAK

    2014-15

    53

    3t. Peyton Manning

    IND

    1998-99

    52

    3t. Russell Wilson

    SEA

    2012-13

    52

    5. Jameis Winston

    TB

    2015-16

    49



    Most Passing Yards, Single Season, Buccaneers

    Most of the year we've discussed Winston's passing yardage total in terms of the "pace" he was on, per game, and how that would translate to an end-of-season total. Now, with one more game to play, it's simply a matter of what he does on Sunday, and he'll head into the game with a chance to break the Buccaneers' single-season record in that category, too. Winston has 3,888 passing yards, so he needs 155 yards to top his own mark from last season and 178 to set a new franchise standard. Winston had 277 passing yards on Saturday in New Orleans and he's averaged 259.2 per game this year. The Bucs' Week 17 opponent, Carolina, has allowed a league-high 290.6 gross passing yards per game this season.


    Player

    Season

    Yards



    1. Josh Freeman

    2012

    4,065


    2. Jameis Winston

    2015

    4,042


    3. Jameis Winston

    2016

    3,888


    4. Brad Johnson

    2003

    3,811

    5. Josh Freeman

    2011

    3,592


    Most Touchdown Passes, Single Season, Buccaneers
    Obviously, with Brate and Evans hauling in so many touchdown passes, quarterback Jameis Winston has to be faring well in the same category. In fact, his two scoring tosses on Saturday pushed his 2016 total to 27 to tie the franchise's single-season record. Winston will have a chance to break that mark in Sunday's season finale against Carolina, and he has thrown at least one TD pass in 13 of 15 games this season and 26 of 31 in his young career.

    Player

    Season

    TDs

    1t. Jameis Winston

    2016

    27


    1t. Josh Freeman

    2012

    27

    3. Brad Johnson

    2003

    26

    4. Josh Freeman

    2010

    25

    5t. Brad Johnson

    2003

    22

    5t. Jameis Winston

    2015

    22



    Most Touchdown Receptions, First Three Seasons, NFL History



    Evans had three touchdowns in 2015, giving him 26 in his brief career. That's already tied for the 10th highest TD reception total a player has ever recorded in his first three NFL seasons.


    Player

    Team(s)

    Seasons

    TDs

    1. Randy Moss

    MIN

    1998-2000

    43

    2. Jerry Rice

    SF

    1985-87

    40

    3. Rob Gronkowski

    NE

    2010-12

    38

    4. John Jefferson

    SD

    1978-80

    36

    5. Odell Beckham, Jr.

    NYG

    2014-16

    35

    6. Daryl Turner

    SEA

    1984-86

    30

    7. A.J. Green

    CIN

    2011-13

    29

    8. Sammy White

    MIN

    1976-78

    28

    9. Dez Bryant

    DAL

    2010-12

    27

    10t. Mike Evans

    TB

    2014-16

    26


    10t. Isaac Curtis

    CIN

    1973-75

    26

    10t. Joey Galloway

    SEA

    1995-97

    26

    10t. Terrell Owens

    SF

    1996-98

    26

    10t. Andre Rison

    IND/ATL

    1989-91

    26



    Most Touchdown Receptions, Single Season, Buccaneers
    Wide receiver Mike Evans, who caught his 11th scoring pass on Saturday, four days after learning that he had been selected to his first Pro Bowl. Evans, who set the team single-season record with 12 touchdown catches as a rookie in 2014, is the only player in franchise history with two seasons of 11 or more scoring grabs.


    Player

    Season

    TDs

    1. Mike Evans

    2014

    12

    2t. Mike Evans

    2016

    11


    2t. Mike Williams

    2010

    11

    4. Joey Galloway

    2005

    10

    four tied with…

    9




    Most Receiving Yards, Player's First Three Seasons, NFL History
    Evans is already the fifth player in NFL history to open his career with three straight 1,000-yard receiving seasons, as both he and Beckham this year joined a list that had included only A.J. Green, John Jefferson and Randy Moss. With one game left to play in 2016, he has the seventh-highest yardage total ever for a receiver in his first three seasons, with a realistic chance at bumping Hall of Famer Jerry Rice from the top five.


    Player

    Team(s)

    Seasons

    Yards

    1. Randy Moss

    MIN

    1998-2000

    4,163

    2. Odell Beckham, Jr.

    NYG

    2014-16

    4,078

    3. A.J. Green

    CIN

    2011-13

    3,833

    4. Torry Holt

    STL

    1999-2001

    3,786

    5. Jerry Rice

    SF

    1985-87

    3,575

    6. DeAndre Hopkins

    HOU

    2013-15

    3,533

    7. Mike Evans

    TB

    2014-16

    3,513


    8. John Jefferson

    SD

    1978-80

    3,431

    9. Anquan Boldin

    AZ

    2003-05

    3,402

    10. Isaac Bruce

    LA/STL

    1994-96

    3,391


    Most Receiving Yards, Single Season, Buccaneers History

    With his seven catches on Saturday, Evans moved into second place on the Buccaneers' single-season receptions list. He's unlikely to catch the team record in that category but has an outside shot at the receiving yardage standard, set by Mark Carrier in 1989. He would need 167 yards to grab that record, a number he has reached only once in a game in his three-year career, but he has hit 150 or better four different times.

    Player

    Season

    Rec.

    1. Keyshawn Johnson

    2001

    106

    2. Mike Evans

    2016

    91


    3. Mark Carrier

    1989

    86

    4. James Wilder

    1984

    85

    5. Keenan McCardell

    2003

    84


    Most Reception Yards, Single Season, Buccaneers History


    Player

    Season

    Rec.

    1. Mark Carrier

    1989

    1,422

    2. Vincent Jackson

    2012

    1,384

    3. Joey Galloway

    2005

    1,287

    4. Keyshawn Johnson

    2001

    1,266

    5. Mike Evans

    2016


    1,256


    Most Receptions, NFL

    Evans led the Bucs with seven catches for 97 yards in Saturday's game at New Orleans to push his season stat line to 91-1,256-11. He joins Pittsburgh's Antonio Brown and the Giants' Odell Beckham as the only players to rank in the top five in the NFL in all three categories.

    Player

    Team

    Rec.

    1. Antonio Brown

    Steelers

    106

    2. Larry Fitzgerald

    Cardinals

    102

    3. Odell Beckham, Jr.

    Giants

    96

    4. Doug Baldwin

    Seahawks

    92

    5t. Mike Evans

    Buccaneers

    91


    5t. Jordy Nelson

    Packers

    91


    Most Receiving Yards, NFL


    Player

    Team

    Rec.

    1. T.Y. Hilton

    Colts

    1,353

    2. Odell Beckham, Jr.

    Giants

    1,323

    3. Julio Jones

    Falcons

    1,313

    4. Antonio Brown

    Steelers

    1,284

    5. Mike Evans

    Buccaneers

    1,256



    Most Receiving Touchdowns, NFL


    Player

    Team

    Rec.

    1. Jordy Nelson

    Packers

    14

    2. Antonio Brown

    Steelers

    12

    3. Mike Evans

    Buccaneers

    11


    4t. Davante Adams

    Packers

    10

    4t. Odell Beckham, Jr.

    Giants

    10


    Most Combined Touchdown Receptions, Buccaneer Teammates, Single Season

    Evans and Brate are just the second pair of Buccaneer teammates to each catch eight or more touchdown passes in the same season. Their 19 combined TD grabs are the most ever by a pair of Tampa Bay teammates.

    Season


    Player

    TDs

    Player

    TDs

    Total

    2016

    Mike Evans

    11

    Cameron Brate

    8

    19


    2012

    Mike Williams

    9

    Vincent Jackson

    8

    17

    2010

    Mike Williams

    11

    Kellen Winslow

    5

    16

    1981

    Kevin House

    9

    Jimmie Giles

    6

    15

    1988

    Bruce Hill

    9

    Mark Carrier

    5

    14

    1989

    Mark Carrier

    9

    Bruce Hill

    5

    14


    Tight end Cameron Brate left the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' game on Saturday with a back injury, but not before he caught his eighth touchdown pass of the season. If Brate is able to play in the Buccaneers' season finale on Sunday, he'll have a shot at a franchise record and a notable NFL accomplishment.

    In fact, Brate already tied the team's single-season standard for touchdown receptions by a tight end, matching the total Ring of Honor member Jimmie Giles put up in 2016. Brate and Giles are the only tight ends in franchise history to have more than five touchdowns in a season.

    Most Touchdown Receptions, Single-Season, Tight Ends, Buccaneers


    Player

    Season

    TDs

    1t. Cameron Brate

    2016

    8


    1t. Jimmie Giles

    1985

    8

    3. Jimmie Giles

    1979

    7

    4. Jimmie Giles

    1981

    6

    5t. Calvin Magee

    1986

    5

    5t. Dave Moore

    1999

    5

    5t. Kellen Winslow

    2009

    5

    5t. Kellen Winslow

    2010

    5


    Brate also took over the NFL lead in scoring among tight ends with his eighth touchdown on Saturday. If he can hang onto that edge for one more week it will mark just the second time a Buccaneer player has led all NFL tight ends in TD catches; Giles also did it in his eight-touchdown campaign in 1985.

    Most Touchdown Receptions, Tight Ends, NFL, 2016


    Player

    Team

    TDs

    1. Cameron Brate

    Buccaneers

    8


    2t. Hunter Henry

    Chargers

    7

    2t. Delanie Walker

    Titans

    7

    4t. Martellus Bennett

    Patriots

    6

    4t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    6

    4t. Jimmy Graham

    Seahawks

    6

    4t. Kyle Rudolph

    Vikings

    6


    According to Statspass, Brate is just the fourth undrafted tight end in league history to have at least eight touchdown catches in a season. Future Hall of Famer Antonio Gates has met or exceeded that total eight times.

    Most Touchdown Receptions, Single Season, Undrafted Tight Ends, NFL


    Player

    Team

    Season

    TDs

    1. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2004

    13

    2. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2014

    12

    3. Paul Coffman

    Packers

    1983

    11

    4t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2005

    10

    4t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2010

    10

    6t. Paul Coffman

    Packers

    1984

    9

    6t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2006

    9

    6t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2007

    9

    9t. Cameron Brate

    Buccaneers

    2016

    8


    9t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2009

    8

    9t. Antonio Gates

    Chargers

    2008

    8

    9t. Marcus Pollard

    Colts

    2001

    8






    Additional Stat Shots

    - Linebacker Kwon Alexander led the Buccaneers with 10 tackles on Saturday, a week after setting a 2016 NFL single-game high with 21 stops in Dallas. Alexander has tallied 135 tackles this season, as compiled by Statspass using press box totals, which ranks fourth in the NFL. His 102 solo tackles lead the league.
     
  33. Sean Connery

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    Martin not at practice today, excused absence.

    He gone.
     
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    Violated the league's drug policy
     
  36. Nizz

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    Has Martin been like that? Maybe I haven't paid close enough attention but this all feels random
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

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    Lol glad we just gave him that nice new contract. Although iirc we're pretty well protected after either yr 1 or 2
     
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    It was after 2 years. But this violation voids all future guaranteed money so can cut him with no cap hit now.
     
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  40. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Frees up more cash for non joke positions like OL and S
     
  41. Love Tractor

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    The suspension voids Martin's guarantee of 7 mil for next year.

    Do they cut him?
     
  42. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Yeah, he gone af
     
  43. LetItSoak

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    I'd rather invest in the OL in fre agency than pay $7M to Martin. Draft a rb rd3 and get a real #2 WR in free agency.
     
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  44. kslim

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    Lol already. Jesus
     
  45. LetItSoak

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    Good start but need to improve that TD % in the red zone
     
  46. Nizz

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    Let's just lose for a better draft pick
     
  47. Hank Scorpio

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    Nice on the PA guy to ice Gano like that
     
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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    God damnit Winston!
     
  49. LetItSoak

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    Have to be more aware there Jameis
     
  50. Nizz

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    It's that thing where you don't care where someone went to college. Fucking Christ Jameis!!!