Tracy Jordan? Isn't that guy, I don't know, crazy? The important thing to remember is that he was never charged with a crime. It's not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbor's roof.
Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz! Apparently 30 Rock is leaving Netflix and I'm not happy about it
“I want to go to there” or when calling my kids a bastardized version “come to here” that or “no thank you please”
Love this show. A parent is the one person who is supposed to make their kid think they can do anything. Says they're beautiful even when they're ugly, [and] thinks they're smart even when they go to Arizona State.
You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished.
I’ve only ever seen this kind of thing in Operation Desert Storm. I actually wrote a report on it, but my superior refused to pass it up to Saddam.
We are an immigrant nation. The first generation works their fingers to the bone making things; the next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas. The third generation snowboards and takes improv classes.
30 Rock's turn in my "going to bed tv show" rotation. look out for a bunch of random bumps of this thread over the next few weeks
Orange and black decorations? Is it Halloween or Princeton parents weekend? I don’t know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin. It’s Halloween, sir. Proud it is.
I’ve supported the Baltimore philharmonic for years. Of course now it’s just a guy with a boom box in a crab suit. He gets shot out of a cannon at Ravens game. The city might not be thriving.
It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races. Milf Island reflects the drama of our human experience
Men were men back then. If you wanted to do something, it wasn't gay. It was just two men celebrating each other's strength.
"My fellow Blackmericans - " Hey Jack, can't I just say 'Black Americans'? There's no such thing as 'Blackmericans'. That's great, Tracy, that's why you're here! "My fellow Black Americans. Dr. King once had a dream. A dream we all share. To build a 200-foot wall to keep Mexico out. And he also hated the estate tax"
Black people, don’t vote. Just don’t do it. In the amount of times it takes you to vote, you can play three games of pool. Three! Not that’s fresh. I’m Tracy Jordan and I improved this message Paid for by the Committee to Re-Invade Vietnam
so for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, i have to answer trivia questions, despite having gone to middle school in an Exxon station? yeah, ready to play? BRING IT!
in light of the recent college admissions scandal, this line in "Standards and Practices" ep of 30 rock is even better. i just got to this ep in my rewatch The point is, I actually feel bad for Kailey. On the other hand, I know full well that this is an opportunity to destroy her. I could get her expelled. Send her off to some second rate boarding school. And then onto the last bastion of incompetent rich...USC Daniel Ocean
This morning I made love to my wife and she wasn’t awake so I didn’t have to be gentle. I am a prize in the gay community. I am a bear and I am a daddy. I’m a daddy bear.