Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. texasraider

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    With Norm Hitzges doing the play by play
     
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  2. fucktx

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    Where the fuck am I
     
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  3. El_Pato

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    Purgatory
     
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  4. Line 4 Guy

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    We are gonna fuck around and accidently get that 2nd wildcard
     
  5. fsugrad99

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    Fuck it, I’m all in

    One-legged Beltre gonna do the thing
     
  6. steamengine

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    Mad
     
  7. steamengine

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    You hate to see this sort of loser behavior from one of the all time great organizations in the sport. All those championships and you guys are reduced to talking about our beautiful stadium.
     
  8. steamengine

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    This thread doesn't get much action unless the Astros are being discussed, so I thought I'd let you hardcore baseball fans know your trash team just lost 11-2 at your trash stadium in your trash town.
     
  9. BayouMafia

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    You really hate to see posting like this
     
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  10. texasraider

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    Congrats on the silver boot
     
  11. fsugrad99

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    We’ve already got like a dozen
     
  12. Pokes

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    Just a really poor effort
     
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  13. fucktx

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    I may be moving to Dallas really soon
     
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  14. dump

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    Congrats
     
  15. a.tramp

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    All the meat sweats from eating my bbq
     
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  16. Emma

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    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
     
  17. dump

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    dead
     
  18. Emma

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  19. fucktx

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    :warn:
     
  20. Emma

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    I had a fleeting thought of your face and searched your recent posts to see if you're alive
     
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  21. fucktx

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    <3
     
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  22. fucktx

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    Sup dudes I'm officially dtx starting Monday
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    Fuck. Party at my house on Saturday are you sure?
     
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  24. fucktx

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    Yeah I'll be hotel living for a while but I'll be a Dallas resident. You're having a party this weekend? I'll have to meet everyone sometime. Especially Zombie Dump
     
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  26. dump

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  27. Zebbie

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    They need to blow it up & start over like Houston did
     
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  28. fsugrad99

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  29. * J Y *

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    Whats the current state of our farm system?
     
  30. texasraider

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    shit
     
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  31. * J Y *

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    Time for a controlled burn then. The Stros did it masterfully.
     
  32. fsugrad99

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    Early returns on last year’s draft are promising, but not much at the top
     
  33. Zebbie

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    Only reason they probably won’t (which won’t matter in the grand scheme of things) is because of the new ballpark opening up, & they don’t want to be losing 100+ in the first few years of being in there.
     
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  34. * J Y *

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    Yea I thought of this and I agree, which blows. I hate being stuck in the barely good enough to make the playoffs at best zone.
     
  35. Pokes

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    "This team sucks"
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  36. Pokes

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    They've got to cut down on strikeouts. It killed us this year. Odor had one of the worst seasons I've ever seen. That was a hole in the lineup every game from a dude that was given a shit load of money last offseason. Choo sucks, Napoli was terrible, and the bullpen was a dumpster fire all season long. I hate that we didn't get a ring for Beltre in our window :tebow:
     
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  37. BayouMafia

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    If we consider Elvis, Odor (woof), Profar, and Mazara long term position players, then the goal for 2018 should be to identify 2-3 more players who should be building blocks for 2019 and 2020. Calhoun? Mazara? Jimenez? Guzman? Otherwise go get somebody to fill those spots.

    I don't even know about the pitching. That's a shit show.
     
  38. Pokes

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    The fact that Brocail still has a job is mind boggling
     
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  39. dump

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    GALLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
     
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  40. Jake Scott

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  41. a.tramp

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    new fone who dis
     
  42. ColeTrickle

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    I am hoping Mazara gets a lot better at the plate this year.
     
  43. a.tramp

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    I take it you found the right thread
     
  44. Jake Scott

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    I sure hope so
     
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  45. texasraider

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    Gallo Elvis Mazara and Beltre are the only things worth getting excited about.
     
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  47. BayouMafia

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    Same question on why we picked up Nap’s option
     
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