Stern Nation

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  1. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    I'd trade Jackie for pretty much everyone other than Howard.

    I cannot understand how people didn't like him.

    Fucking Benji, Fred, and Robin all suck compared to him.

    Robin sucks compared to anyone
     
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  2. Fuck this

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    Stern is so fucking awkward on tv
     
  3. HotButteredGrits

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    I agree. He tries too hard. His voice even sounds different.
     
  4. Sir Phobos

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    he's heavily modulated now. go listen to very, very early stuff and you might not even recognize him.
     
  5. Wendel Clark

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    David Choe interview was so fucking awkard the whole time.
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

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    interviews like those make me so happy I have the option to switch over to Bubba on terrestrial radio.
     
  7. fish

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    David choe is full of shit, too. There is no way he has only had three losing sessions in Vegas over the last ten+ years.
     
  8. Trip McNeely

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    David Choe came off as a huge faggot, iyam.

    Who is this intern that heard DePace listening to music? "She" sounds extremely mannish. And are all the staffers the biggest bitches in the world?
     
  9. Wendel Clark

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    Ya going 4 times a MONTH and only losing 3 times. Give me a fucking break
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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    It was Scott Salem, not DePace. And yeah I thought she was a man too when I just heard the voice.

    He's in a situation where he has so much money that it would almost be impossible to lose if he stuck to his system. He probably breaks even or end up a couple hundred and that's it. He said he even hired someone to make sure he sticks with his system.
     
  11. Wendel Clark

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    I lost 12 straight hands at BJ this weekend. Say he started at $100 as his base.

    100
    200
    400
    800
    1600
    3200
    6400
    12800
    25600
    53200
    106400
    212800

    You got to remember the probability doesn't change with each hand
     
  12. Trip McNeely

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    Whoops, my bad.
     
  13. Wendel Clark

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    I actually felt like Courtney Cox was going to break down yesterday. She seems depressed and misses David.
     
  14. Wendel Clark

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    Has anyone heard WDM collection of the Artie Addiction Saga. Shit is amazing.
     
  15. phunkybuck

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    Yeah it's really well produced. Sad as shit to listen to but compelling.

    The Adrianne Curry interview this week was great. Would wife that crazy bitch in a heartbeat. She could sit on my face at the wedding.
     
  16. Wendel Clark

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    I wonder what this weeks special will be
     
  17. MODEVIL

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    Fred had me rolling a few times this past week. Busted out laughing when he played a drop after courtney cox had to hang up because of her shitty phone. Old Howard would have lost it at him.
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    :respek:
     
  19. fish

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    Can't wait for Howard's take on that.
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Lost it on this week's Artie vs. Crazy Alice retrospective on Mammary Lane.

    I PUT A 666 CURSE ON YOU! FUCK THAT FUCKER TO HELL!
     
  21. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    I have hated gubbs for 5 years now oac001 .
    MJJ ! JIGGA ! I thought we agreed not to let gubbs in the team board ?
    Our recruiting season is a bust without diggs , just terrible recruiting !
    I fixed the list deal ! ok ?:ohgosh: .
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    Go away.
     
  23. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    :clap::popcorn: .
    you only have alittle while to wait .
    are you gonna drink at the bar or smoke at the apartments ?
    you know were i will be , then junior day !:smuggyurban::fuckoff::yousoright: .
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    As usual, no one has any idea what the fuck you're talking about.
     
  25. Aaron Hernandez

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    did you know stern advocates gay marriage and is probably an atheist, gubbs?
     
  26. Wendel Clark

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    I did as well. I was dying last night driving back to Orlando listening to it
     
  27. eHo

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    Hiiii Fred.


    That shit always kills me.
     
  28. Boo MFer!

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    Hi Fred! Love you, Fred!

    I also lose it at her saying "Gay Howard" too. Alice is radio gold.
     
  29. Sir Phobos

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    WHO DIS?
     
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  30. phunkybuck

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  31. phunkybuck

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    nigha nigha nigha luv sweetnin don't he
     
  32. Wendel Clark

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    If you guys haven't heard this before. This might be the funniest thing I have ever heard on the show. I literally couldn't stop laughing.



     
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  33. fish

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    Not accurate. I'm hoping Howard was too tired from his San Fran ATG gig over the weekend to make it in today and live shows will resume tomorrow morning.
     
  34. fish

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    Next level trolling.

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    Raven Alexis faked having stage IV terminal brain cancer?

    Rumours are frothing up fast & furious that infamous adult-star (and ex-member of this very site) Raven Alexis faked her brain cancer. She went from claiming she’d be dead by Christmas (from Stage 4 liver cancer that spread to her brain), and accepting support, gifts, etc… to being “miraculously cured” via some alkaline-heavy mineral water, and back in front of cameras a month or so later.
    Personally, as someone battling my own cancer, this concerns and disgusts me, that someone would even consider faking a terminal brain cancer for attention/gifts/money, trivialising the severity of the disease and insulting every single person who has battled cancer, or had a loved one die from it.
    Now, obviously, I can’t confirm whether she did or did not have cancer, but the talk around the net is not looking very good for her.
    From forum discussions (NSFW site) to lots of different tweets from various friends and fans of hers saying how upset they are that she faked it all, there’s an almost constant stream of people that know her personally, saying that they know she faked it.
    Raven seems to be on the warpath to defend herself too, pushing to have this article published that goes on and on about how she’s a struggling single mum (she actually doesn’t have custody of her kids, and only has visitation to them, her ex-husband has them), and talking about how she’s struggling to make ends meet now that she’s given up the adult industry… even though she’s selling herself for $1700 a night, and is active on MFC.
    At the same time, she has tried to wipe every trace of her ever having cancer off the net.
    Her Facebook page has been deleted, which was the hub of her “I have cancer” interaction with fans… she had been sharing hundreds of cancer quotes, blogs, pictures of her with a shaved head, etc, bathing in the attention and pity thrown at her by legitimately-upset fans and friends.
    She wiped her Twitter account of all cancer-related tweets (but you can never really delete stuff off the net), then locked her Twitter account down. Her recently-ex-boyfriend very publicly broke up with her and kicked her out of the house, recently ranting on Twitter about how “she lied about everything”.
    These don’t seem like the sorts of things you do, if you’ve got nothing to hide.
    As a person currently going through my own battle with cancer, I understand how traumatic it can be, and people do some weird stuff with the inevitable PTSD that comes from chemo, surgeries, and facing your mortality. It’s just a really really disturbing thing to read, that hit home hard for me, as when she originally said she had cancer I was really feeling for her (she’s a friend-of-a-friend).
    If you really did have cancer Raven, PLEASE bury these rumours and just show everyone some proof. I know it seems cruel when people are spreading stuff about you, to have to defend yourself, but if that’s what it takes to shut them all up… just do it.
    On the other hand, if (and that’s a big IF) the rumours ARE true, and the whole thing was faked… well… fuck you.
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    Guess she got the poison out.
     
  36. Fuck this

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    robin has her own show :facepalm:
     
  37. colonelrascals

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    its been on for a while now, i have no idea why anyone would listen
     
  38. NYGator

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    Jonah Hill was awesome today. Seems like such a good guy.
     
  39. colonelrascals

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    yeah its always great to have a fan on the show. I got to listen to the show and wrap up show today while i was in the car back for baton rouge. This was a first time in a long time i have listened to it in full in my car:feelsgoodman:
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    I don't have HowardTV, but I enjoy watching the 60 second teases they post on YouTube. Has anyone seem Fred lately? He looks like an old lesbian.
     
  41. Bruce Wayne

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    I normally like when Richard & Sal come on but you can tell this was so fake and set up. Kinda pissed me off.
     
  42. Reggie Washington

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    This probably warrants its own thread but ever since Howard started talking about "voice fry" I've started noticing just about every girl i know does it. Its annoying the hell out of me. Once you start paying attention to it, you cant not notice it.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    Robin's done news stories on vocal fry on, like, three separate occasions. And each time, Howard acts like this is information he's never heard before.

    The constant AGT plugs are starting to wear a little thin with me. We get it; people yell funny things from the audience. Do we really need a two hour recap on the Tuesday after EVERY taping?
     
  44. w2b

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    she also does the Oprah, "mmhmmm, mmhmmm, mmhmmm" all the fucking time & of course nobody bothered to call her on it.

    i'm pretty sure she forgets that there's an audience & actually thinks Howard is only talking specifically to her.
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    She constantly does that. So fucking annoying.
     
  46. fish

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    You should have heard the show back in the day when he was filming his movie, it was relentless. But that's the show, he talks openly about his life and what's going on in it and we're just gonna have to deal with it.
     
  47. Bruce Wayne

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    Debbie today. Holy shit she needs to be heavily medicated.
     
  48. colonelrascals

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    yeah i sat out side of a starbucks listening to it. She is fucking nuts