Stern Nation

Looks like they’re dropping Barstool too.

 

oh no, not Barstool.

*Mike Walker fart*

 

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?

 

Good for Howard. Better for Sal.

 

I love that ETM couldn't do basic math.

 

He would've voted for Trump, right?

 

Hey Robin... sup?

 

surprisingly no, he said he voted for Obama both times but the reason he said is because the Republicans wanted to cut SSI which was his only source of income. he was raised by two hardcore conservatives who are no doubt Trumpers and he was vehemently homophobic throughout the years. if he wasn't dependent on SSI I'd almost guarantee you he'd have been a Trumper.

 

but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEVER SAW SOMETHING THAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

YEAH, I’M A DOG. RIGHT. WHATEVER, DU.

 

I thought it was Radu

 

I told you not to use the tapes!!

 

could you imagine some of the Wack Pack alive and well in the days of Cameo? ETM wouldn't have made shit because he was an unfunny, crab-clawed monster but someone like Riley would have made a small fortune. I'd have paid him $50 to bullshit me some Behavian fortune-telling or something for sure.

 

Oh kwa tanzi wan

 

it was brought to my attention that ETM was tweeting like Trump does long before Trump ever started down that road.

DUMB FUCK! I DID NOT LOSE THE ELECTION NOR DO I WEAR A DIAPER! GO TO HELL!

 

I never shit my pants at an A’s game. FUCK OFF NOW

 

Love and miss ETM so much, he carried the show especially in the post-Artie era.
A dumb exchange of theirs that cracks me up every time:
ETM: Hey Artie, it took your Yankees 14 innings to beat my A’s last night.
Artie: are you bragging about a loss?

 

Arite to Eric: Eric, every week you come up with a new way to look like a shit head boob.

 

Hey Eric, it’s KC Armstrong. How many touchdowns did the A’s make?

Football, baseball, my balls, what’s the difference, they’re all going in your mouth!

 

Artie had some absolutely amazing moments

 

Prime Artie was the best.

Now we have Ronnie.

 

Prime Artie was prime stern show for me. When he got his makeover and was drunk?? "Which one of you gay guys wants to fuck?

I miss bubba too. Thats when i first started listening and the bubba show was on point.

 

Listened in h.s (and watched the E! show) from ‘96 up until now, and the first few years on Sirius are my favorite.

Artie laughing hysterically during America’s Next Wack Packer when Bigfoot won will always make laugh no matter how many times I listen.

 

I’ll fuck you like a wild laminal, it is.

 

Bigfoot’s redizence

 

Or crazy alice

 

Arrivederci cocksucker.

 

Hi Fred.

 

Absolutely, positively FANTASTIC!

Everything that made Stern funny before Sirius (The Golden Age) is sitting at this table and they don't hold back much.

 

First contract at Sirius was incredible.

 

I did really like the Jackie and billy era. Although it’s weird that that entire conversation without Howard was dull and unfunny.

 

John the Stutterer always being so progressive just hits even better these days

 

06-08 to me are the best years ever.

The roasts were amazing... Cheesey DaBa, Richard getting waxed, Sal apology, Bigfoot and Mark the Bagger intros, Blue Iris, sybian, Riley Martin, Darth Nihilus, Latin Gravitas, and on and on

 

I I I I I I I I I I I....

 

Shut up Ralph you berry faced queer

 

I have rockstar hair!

 

This clip will never not make me laugh

 

Bigfoot got arrested for first-degree arson because, and this is the actual reason, he was mad at his neighbors for having sex.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.my...h-arson-after-admission-to-show-producer/amp/

 

They were fucking, it is.

 

Paper thin walls, it is. Lied to the cops, I did. Won't go to jail because I'm mentally ill, it is.

 

seriously can you imagine what a dream client Bigfoot must be for a public defender? just let him talk for 30 seconds and the judge sees he's clearly unfit to stand trial, he goes to a psych ward for like a week and then he's released.