SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. -Prime-

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  2. 20/20/20/20

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    There were many discussions about 'what do we do?'. Finally, we settled on holding a fucking press conference.
     
  3. GoodForAnother

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    I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come into my apartment with a bunch of cameras but it just keeps going
     
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  4. Lorne Malvo

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    Nice meeting everyone itt just now. We are all friends.
     
  5. mointegra90

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    Catfish the TV show just made alot of money. That I do know.
     
  6. ckl26

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    "there was a very vigorous discussion about what we should do internally" :roll::facepalm:
     
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  7. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Tim May‏@TIM_MAYsports

    Swarbrick said when Te'o said "we met" that he was referring to online meeting. But what about that face to face at Stanford?
     
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  8. IanBoyd

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    NCAA violations yo :loldog:
     
  9. Arkadin

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    this is getting more ridiculous by the minute
     
  10. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    He can't believe the shit he's saying about what the real motive was, can he?
     
  11. NYGator

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    Omg...trying to impact an NCAA violation or game outcome? Welcome to the pity party.
     
  12. Handcuffed

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    its a shame the greatest thread and story of 2013 happened in january
     
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  13. bcuga

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    An extortion request coming. Ok guys he was going to be a victim.
     
  14. Redav

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    How do you defraud someone when you fake your leverage's death?
     
  15. IT

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    we had no idea of a motive but then i saw dr. phil talking about a "internet practice" called "catfish", then it all made sense to me
     
  16. BellottiBold

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    MANIPULATING THE EMOTIONS OF A KEY PLAYER!?!?!?!?


    !@#()%@$T@#(_#%TEGY#%{Y#%
     
  17. Bruce Wayne

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    I thought they met after ND/Stanford '09?

    Literally everything this guy has said to try an exonerate Teo, Teo himself or his family have said something to the contrary at some time in the past
     
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  18. ckl26

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    "was there someone trying to manipulate the outcomes of football games by targeting a key player of ours" ARE YOU KIDDING ME:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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  19. Celemo

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    OMG Swarbrick called the shit "poop"
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

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    cliffs on where the gay thing comes in

    "he is catholic" and "he looks gay" are not acceptable answers
     
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  21. Babou

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    oh my god

    lolololol if teo actually "dated" someone for years without meeting them and "loved" some dude fucking with him

    still skeptical babou
     
  22. tne

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    nooooooooo go back
     
  23. Fuck this

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    Joe Schad@schadjoe
    A lot of vicious jokes and quips on Twitter. But what if Manti Te'o really was the victim of an elaborate, sad and cruel scam?

    SPIN IT
     
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  24. 20/20/20/20

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  25. Joe_Pesci

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    i, too, found that to be humorous
     
  26. Beagle

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    This shit is insane. Wow.
     
  27. fsutony

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    NO NO NO GO BACK TO THE PRESSER. FUCK U ESPN
     
  28. dallasdawg

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    what the fuck espn
     
  29. Arkadin

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    how many dick pics do you think teo sent "her"
     
  30. WolverineJack

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  31. IT

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    not allowed practice law anymore hahah what?
     
  32. TDCD

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    "Is it your knowledge that Manti and this woman have never met face to face?"

    Seeing as she's isn't real, I think I'd say yes.
     
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  33. Rothko

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    Wish a reporter would ask: "Jack, how long til Manti gives a tearful confession admitting he made the whole thing up?"
     
  34. Clown Baby

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  35. Todd Bonzales

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    Kelly(Brian) shoulda taken that Philly job.
     
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  36. IrishLAX2

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    Then he'd still be an embarrassment
     
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  37. jwpearl

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    HOLY SHIT

    ESPN saying that other guy claims Te'o invented the whole thing himself
     
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  39. GoodForAnother

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    there's only one person that can find manti te'o's girlfriend

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  40. dallasdawg

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    WHERE CAN I KEEP WATCHING DAMMIT
     
  41. ruteelrice

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    then he's just an idiot
     
  42. Fudd

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  43. Can I Spliff it

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    Sorry Joe, every possible iteration of what COULD be given what we have right now is absolutely hilarious
     
  44. Beagle

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  45. jwpearl

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    How do you guys feel about what just happened on my television?
     
  46. bcuga

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  47. 20/20/20/20

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    He was referring to when they met on a Stanford message board. Duh.
     
  48. Beagle

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    "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS?!?!" - George O'Leary
    1/16/13 7:26 PM
     
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  49. Cza

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    Props to MTV, that shit is on right now.
     
  50. A Black person

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    I couldn't imagine the Catholic Church lying and covering anything up. They seem like good folks. Lets trust them.
     
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