Seinfeld

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  1. Pokes

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    "The Bris" just started on tv a few minutes ago. Kramer just saw the pigman in the hospital :roll:
     
  2. brahmanknight

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    Just watched The Package, with Elaine trying to get her medical records changed.

    Her trying to leave in the elevator and getting caught by the doctors gets me everytime.
     
  3. laxjoe

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    holy shit the last half of page 7 just killed me. david puddy is the man - such a great character.
     
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  4. laxjoe

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    love this episode where elaine runs into puddy and thats what gets them back together
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  5. Nostradumass

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  6. Redav

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    I was going to pull the switcharoo.
     
  7. BellottiBold

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  8. Biff Bridges

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    What the hell's a gander anyway?
     
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  9. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    Love when Puddy is trying to sell Jerry the car

    "...finder's fee, floor mats, keys..."

    "Keys!?"

    "How you gonna start it?"
     
  10. skiedfrillet

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    yeah puddy's my favorite side character by far. in fact, i started watching venture bro's just because puddy does the voice of one of the characters. dude cracks me up regardless of what context. also that somewhat funny show Rules of Engagement with puddy, i watched that shit just because of him.
     
  11. FourClover01

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    High-Five
     
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  12. David Puddy

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    Puddy and Frank Costanza are the two best side characters by far. I really can't decide which i like more. It's a shame they never interacted.
     
  13. BellottiBold

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  14. FourClover01

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    He had a small role in the movie Ted, he needs to be in more movies.
     
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  15. orangeonmymind

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4
     
  16. BellottiBold

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    Kruger is awesome.

     
  17. Trip McNeely

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    On the flip-side
     
  18. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    The bump into always leads to the back slide.
     
  19. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    This is probably my favorite episode of the series, love it when George says either:
    All right, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know the name of that mechanic that walks around here. Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Moe? Sol?!

    and then

    One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar!
     
  20. Karl Hungus

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    this will probably get posted 15+ times before this thread dies and i will not care at all.
     
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  21. Lorne Malvo

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    Don't be such a dick man, give the guy a like.
     
  22. Redav

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    You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
     
  23. bags

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    From the baseball hall of fame wax museum

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  24. FourClover01

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    I figured it had already been posted, but I didn't feel like reading the last 7 pages.
     
  25. Trip McNeely

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    One of my favorite lines of the series.

    Another:
    Costanza: "You're really moving to California?"
    Kramer: "Up here, I'm already gone."
     
  26. Redav

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    Yea, it's prob my favorite. It really sums up the ridiculousness of the episode. Kramerica Industries
     
  27. oknole

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    Favorite episode is probably Man Hands/Bizarre World.

    "It's Feldman....... From across the hall"

    George: Can I come Elaine?

    Elaine: Sorry, we already have a George.
     
  28. Redav

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    Believe it or not George isn't at home. Please leave a messaaaaage, at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe or not, I'm not home.
     
  29. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    Those were the same episode?

    See, that's the thing about Seinfeld. I've seen every episode a dozen times, yet I always separate these storylines in my mind. Then, I watch a show and see the man hands storyline developing, and all of a sudden I start seeing the bizarro world storyline and I'm like "holy shit I didn't even realize this episode had both of these storylines."

    The writing is just incredible.
     
  30. oknole

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    I believe that's the same episode where Kramer goes to work for free at some firm and is stressed out all the time.
     
  31. Mix

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    Yeah its amazing how they packed so much into each episode. It feels like they did 300 eps really with all the stories you remember.
     
  32. Redav

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    I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go.

    But I don't even work here.

    That's what makes this so hard.
     
  33. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    Yep. Just turned on an episode and George is "just showing up" to a job and Jerry is getting terrible haircuts from Uncle Enzo. Any sitcom these days would be lucky to come up with one of these storylines at a time.
     
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  34. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
     
  35. Trip McNeely

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    Jerry: "What's in the briefcase?"
    Kramer: "Crackers."

    Also:
    Jerry: "What do you do there?"
    Kramer: "TCB. You know...taking care of business."

    And:
    Kramer: "I gotta be in at Brandt Leland by 9."
    Jerry: "What year is it? How long was I asleep?"

    Great episode.
     
  36. BellottiBold

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  37. Redav

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    The one where George is at Play Now and they are trying to get him to work is hilarious. He basically is getting into his office by crawling through the air ducts.

    There also was an earlier one where George had some job with an office and basically just showed up and watched the clock until 5 because he had no idea what he was supposed to be doing.
     
  38. Redav

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    Also love the one where George has the special project for Wilhelm but didn't hear what it was. By the end of the episode he is listening to the song "Downtown" for clues.
     
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  39. Kevintensity

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    Ah, yes. The Penske file.
     
  40. Seavie

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    You're not Penske material.
    We'll see about that. Ah Tah-Tah, Tahtel.
     
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  41. hudson

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    that's right folks, I just had three shots of hennigan's and I don't smell.
     
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  42. Karl Hungus

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    big error on my part.
    like i said, i'm not complaining. great scene.
     
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  43. FourClover01

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    Highfive
     
  44. orangeonmymind

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    "It's almost as if you have no business training at all."
     
  45. clemsontyger04

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    Went and saw the Campaign last night and heard the name Tim Whatley

    All I could think about after hearing the name was this:

     
  46. dcon79

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    Who goes to the super bowl with their mailman?

    Who goes anywhere with Newman?!
     
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