Seinfeld

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  1. CTownND

    CTownND Well-Known Member
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    Friend from high school started this twitter yesterday. Over 64,000 followers in 24 hours.

    Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday
    George responds to a Missed Connection that isn't about him because he thinks if he's confident enough about it, she'll just go with it.

    Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday
    Elaine has a bad waiter at a nice restaurant, her negative Yelp review goes viral, she gets banned. Kramer accidentally joins the Tea Party.

    Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday
    Elaine yells at her co-workers for loving Pinterest. Kramer becomes an @Uber driver. George opens actual jerk store on Etsy.

    https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
     
    #651 CTownND, Dec 10, 2012
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  2. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Hello, and welcome to Movie Phone!

    ....why dont you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

    I will always laugh
     
    #652 i am a bammer, Dec 10, 2012
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  3. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    sigh

    I hate myself
     
    #653 tne, Dec 10, 2012
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  4. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    hahah I started following that account today.
     
    #654 laxjoe, Dec 10, 2012
  5. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Pretty much my reaction
     
    #655 dcon79, Dec 10, 2012
  6. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    just followed
     
    #656 Pelican Grove, Dec 10, 2012
  7. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday
    Elaine is caught on video laughing at 9/11 memorial. @Gawker posts it & turns her into a pariah. Kramer claims to have invented the Snuggie.

    kramer claiming he invented the snuggie would be a fantastic arc
     
    #657 Weedlord420, Dec 10, 2012
  8. tne

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    Jerry discovers Newman is secretly an Internet famous fan fiction writer. George gets aroused reading 50 Shades of Gray, questions self.
     
    #658 tne, Dec 10, 2012
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  9. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    goat
     
    #659 tne, Dec 10, 2012
  10. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    #660 hudson, Dec 11, 2012
  11. Geordi La Forge

    Geordi La Forge Unsung hero

    That modern seinfeld account is so money
     
    #661 Geordi La Forge, Dec 11, 2012
  12. KeepingItRealSince1853

    KeepingItRealSince1853 We're Not Cocky, We're Honestly Just That Good
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    #662 KeepingItRealSince1853, Dec 11, 2012
  13. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    :laugh:

    Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday
    Kramer gives Ted talk full of nonsense words, gets a standing ovation. George discovers that there's a gay porn star named George Costanza.
     
    #663 Lorne Malvo, Dec 11, 2012
  14. Weedlord420

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    sigh fuck that guy
     
    #664 Weedlord420, Dec 11, 2012
  15. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    that being said the real magic is how Seinfeld weaved all of those divergent plots together
     
    #665 Weedlord420, Dec 11, 2012
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  16. CTownND

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    Man, Jack's been killing it. He's a sports editor for Buzzfeed now and majored in creative writing at NYU... wonder if he'll get a big time writing gig out of this.
     
    #666 CTownND, Dec 11, 2012
  17. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    the Kramerica episode is on
     
    #667 skiedfrillet, Dec 11, 2012
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  18. laxjoe

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    HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!

    was just coming to tell everyone. Good lookin out friedskillet
     
    #668 laxjoe, Dec 11, 2012
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  19. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    As far as I can tell your company is nothing more that a man in an apartment that may or may not contain a chicken!

    And with darrens help, we'll get that chicken!
     
    #669 laxjoe, Dec 11, 2012
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  20. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Eh, close enough
     
    #670 laxjoe, Dec 11, 2012
  21. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    watching seinfeld on tbs. episode ends, big bang theory comes on :feelsbadman:
     
    #671 John McGuirk, Dec 11, 2012
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  22. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Even more disappointing when you've had it on for a few minutes before you realize you are watching the big bang theory :feelsbadman: :feelsbadman:
     
    #672 Boom TittyMilk, Dec 11, 2012
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  23. Pancho

    Pancho Emptyin’ my bladder on a twenty foot ladder
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    The one where Jerry is afraid to kiss his girlfriend is on.

    "This tastes like bleach"

    "Wouldn't know anything about that."
     
    #673 Pancho, Dec 12, 2012
  24. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    #674 hudson, Dec 13, 2012
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  25. tne

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    two classics on TBS tonight

    Mandelbaum and the English Patient
     
    #675 tne, Dec 13, 2012
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  26. G46

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    God damn do I miss this show
     
    #676 G46, Dec 13, 2012
  27. laxjoe

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    how can you not like the English Patient? How bout...it sucked!
     
    #677 laxjoe, Dec 13, 2012
  28. 47 straight

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    #1 dad!
     
    #678 47 straight, Dec 13, 2012
  29. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    #1 signing off!
     
    #679 laxjoe, Dec 13, 2012
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  30. Pancho

    Pancho Emptyin’ my bladder on a twenty foot ladder
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    I'm not sure how official any of these rankings are.
     
    #680 Pancho, Dec 13, 2012
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I got a world's great dad cup which means I am better than just #1.
     
    #681 Daniel Ocean, Dec 13, 2012
  32. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    You've selected... Agent Zero!?
     
    #682 Redav, Dec 13, 2012
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  33. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I think I need to find a way to use the I dont think I can be with anyone who doesn't like the English Patient in a breakup.
     
    #683 Mix, Dec 13, 2012
  34. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
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    i've always loved the way jerry says "because he's my butler!" during the pilot episode (end of season 4). i too want to work it into a conversation but i highly doubt i'll ever have the opportunity to have some guy be court ordered to be my butler.
     
    #684 Karl Hungus, Dec 13, 2012
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  35. Mr. Bean

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    was watching "The Van Buren Boys" late last night when i recognized one of CFB's greats making a cameo appearance

    manziel.jpg

    [​IMG]
     
    #685 Mr. Bean, Dec 14, 2012
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  36. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    who, Davey?
     
    #686 hudson, Dec 14, 2012
  37. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    he was a candidate for susan's scholarship. is he a recurring character? i had never seen the character or the episode before; it is now one of my favorites.
     
    #687 Mr. Bean, Dec 14, 2012
  38. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    oh I know exactly what is going on, I was just saying he was in the movie newsies and named david, some, I think maybe just krutchy, called him davey. Coincidentally his real name is also david. His character name on seinfeld? Lomez Jr.
     
    #688 hudson, Dec 14, 2012
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  39. Principal McVicker

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    #689 Principal McVicker, Dec 17, 2012
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  40. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #690 Redav, Dec 17, 2012
  41. David Puddy

    David Puddy Yeah that's right
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    merv griffin episode is on. Scandals and animals!
     
    #691 David Puddy, Dec 17, 2012
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  42. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    No I mentioned the bisque.

    One of my favorite lines, I think because of how hot Elaine is delivering it.
     
    #692 Mix, Dec 17, 2012
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  43. Jpripper88

    Jpripper88 Chryst and Saban
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    Judaism for the jokes.

    "Not to mention the blacks and the Jews."
     
    #693 Jpripper88, Dec 17, 2012
  44. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    you're an anti-dentite!
     
    #694 laxjoe, Dec 17, 2012
  45. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    you anti-dentite bastard

    love saying that to people
     
    #695 phunkybuck, Dec 17, 2012
  46. Pancho

    Pancho Emptyin’ my bladder on a twenty foot ladder
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    Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools.
     
    #696 Pancho, Dec 17, 2012
  47. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
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    YOU TELL THAT SONOFABITCH NO YANKEE IS COMING TO HOUSTON! NOT AS LONG AS YOU BASTARDS ARE RUNNING THINGS!
     
    #697 Karl Hungus, Dec 18, 2012
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  48. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    "Oh well a lot of the stars from the 70's - they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV"
     
    #698 BellottiBold, Dec 18, 2012
  49. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    So hot.

    Love Elaine for many reasons, one of which being the fact that she is so open about her sluttiness.
     
    #699 Ray McKigney, Dec 18, 2012
  50. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    "What about a guest host?"

    "I'll pretend I didn't hear that"
     
    #700 CK D Floppin, Dec 18, 2012
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