See yall in hell

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, May 22, 2023.

  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    My last meal was a cajun seafood boil
     
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  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I had a delightful thai red curry burrito

    See you on the other side
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Well I outlived that two-year timeline by two months now. Sucks for y'all :smug:
     
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  4. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Did he delete the tweet?
     
  5. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    You must have asked for forgiveness
     
  6. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Stone Cold Steve Austin can you help spliff make this look like current news?
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Hes already dead
     
  8. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    But not from the vaccine. He died of autoerotic asphyxiation in the bathroom of a Birmingham Denny’s after finding out that the cast of Entourage has a podcast.
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Owned lmao
     
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  10. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    guess i’ll finally go get it
     
  11. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Milo's imo
     
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  12. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    If only that were true. I could finally get some sleep.
     
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  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    You can still shitpost in hell FWIW
     
  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    He wishes but you never know when the moment strikes
     
  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I got my first shot in April 2021, but was not aware of this post.

    Does this mean my clock already ran or that it starts now? (I’m not a virologist).
     
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  18. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    Clock has only recently been started to give the deep state enough time between the pandemic and viral genocide to have plausible deniability.
     
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  19. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    Sliced chicken breast, rice, and bagged salad…I wish I knew about this before I planned dinner.

    At least the chicken was dry brined for 6 hours, sous vide to 145*, and seared off over charcoal.
     
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  20. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    The clock resets every time you get a booster. Everyone knows that
     
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  21. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Country fried deer steaks, rice and gravy, salad, water drink
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    God damn i need to shit
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  24. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    Thanks for the invite.
     
  25. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    imagine how awful a survivng world would be where it's only the unvaccinated

    i'd rather kill myself
     
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  26. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
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    I’m currently posting from hell (Pascagoula, Mississippi) ask me anything.
     
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  27. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    I’m so ashamed that I didn’t take it seriously that the nanobots in the vaccine have an actual detonation date. :tebow:
     
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  28. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Joke is on her/whoever, the vaccine never worked

    big pharma wins again, thanks Obama
     
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  29. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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  30. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Big ol blackened fish burrito. Worth it.
     
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  31. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    So now the government has me hooked on this booster or I die, great!
     
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  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I’ll be long gone from the woke mind virus before the vaccine gets me
     
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  33. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Sorry to derail the thread, but is this true?
     
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  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  35. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    same here, so I guess I should eat and drink well each night just in case.
     
  36. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Souvlaki and broccoli
     
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  37. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Why the fuck can’t it just kill me now. Even the awful shit coming for me is disappointing in its timing
     
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  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    black beans and brown rice topped with cilantro, radishes, and purple mustard greens (the last 3 from my garden). It's been real
     
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  39. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Feels like we’re probably at the point when 65% or more polling of registered Republican voters disapprove of the way Obama handled Covid.
     
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  40. Phil Connors

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  41. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Do they have the Milo’s Mega meal down there?
     
  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Spaghetti and meataballsa
     
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  43. ats

    ats Well-Known Member

    I had the worst last day of meals ever

    coffee and hard boiled eggs after running late for work cause that’s the first thing I saw in the fridge

    Meetings all day, no lunch

    pre-packaged salad before I hit the door for baseball tonight

    thanks Fauci
     
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    OH YEAH
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Do I have time to punch the clown?
     
  46. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    I had a salad while watching Freeman beat the Braves. It can’t end like this. Surely.
     
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  47. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Salmon bowl with brown rice, avocado, cherry tomatoes, and baby cucumbers….covered in a sauce made with mayo, lime juice, adobo pepper sauce, sweet chili sauce, honey, soy sauce.
     
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  48. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Look who's going to hell happy
     
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    Last edited: May 22, 2023
  49. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I wonder what % of rwnjs could be convinced that they're actually dead
     
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  50. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Well past 2 years, only dead inside
     
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