School Shooting in Parkland Florida

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  1. 941Gator

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    which part? The last part is something I see entirely too often. Guy will get arrested for something and also have a gun. Now he also has possession of firearm by convicted felon (3 year min man.) His defense is simply that he bought the gun legally and had no idea he wasn’t allowed to own a firearm. I’m talking about complete morons obviously.
     
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  2. The Banks

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    Nah, every country has people fucked up or without a moral compass, yet we’re the only country with a school shooting epidemic. The number of guns is the difference. This is pretty simple stuff.
     
  3. LuPoor

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    Hey thanks Dan, it really means a lot to get the approval of a confirmed virgin like yourself.
     
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  4. herb.burdette

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    Turns out we really don't have a gun problem. It's really just an issue getting these four cities under control. Thanks for the clarification Aunt Herb.

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  5. fsudan

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    Lol I’m the size of an actual man, women love it
     
  6. LuPoor

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    Would really like to see where that information was sourced.
     
  7. herb.burdette

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    The Internet, duh.
     
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  8. The Banks

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    Off the top of your head, air all your grievances of Trump as president. Go
     
  9. Big Meech

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    I mean, this is all incredible wrong.
     
  10. Slash

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    Please explain then
     
  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Now I’m not saying FuckSudan is a homosexual, but I am saying that Mike Pence has given him some conversion therapy pamphlets.
     
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  12. Big Meech

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    I can't believe we are having to have this discussion, but here you go:

    Compare the damage an AR-15 and a 9mm handgun can do to the human body: “One looks like a grenade went off in there,” says Peter Rhee, a trauma surgeon at the University of Arizona. “The other looks like a bad knife cut.”

    These high-velocity bullets can damage flesh inches away from their path, either because they fragment or because they cause something called cavitation. When you trail your fingers through water, the water ripples and curls. When a high-velocity bullet pierces the body, human tissues ripples as well—but much more violently. The bullet from an AR-15 might miss the femoral artery in the leg, but cavitation may burst the artery anyway, causing death by blood loss. A swath of stretched and torn tissue around the wound may die. That’s why, says Rhee, a handgun wound might require only one surgery but an AR-15 bullet wound might require three to ten.

    https://www.wired.com/2016/06/ar-15-can-human-body/
     
  13. fsudan

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    :gbh:
     
  14. TC

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    Idk how large either of you are irl but doesn't it say something about you that you keep trying to bring physical size into an argument of words?
     
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  15. C A N E

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    Ah I see we have changed minds on what’s the best course of action
     
  16. fsudan

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    No, what does it say? He mentioned “compensation” and I just felt it was ironic enough to point out
     
  17. Arkadin

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    Always blows my mind how people look at these gofundmes kids families need after they're gunned down in school to cover medical bills and think "wow awesome I should donate to the nra"
     
  18. TC

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    The person who brings up size a lot is the one more likely to be overly fixated on it IMO. If 2Poor is 2Short irl it probably does annoy him when you bring it up but it also makes you look like you have body issues. Plus, we are matching wits on here. You can't just play your little cousin in Monopoly and beat his ass if he starts winning. Stick to the game
     
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  19. Bruce Bowen

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    yes
     
  20. fsudan

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    What are my “body issues” exactly? Am I secretly a short, pudgy cuck like TwoPoor, is that what you’re getting at?
     
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  21. TC

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    Haha idk dude, why are you so obsessed with the male body
     
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  22. C A N E

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    I’m pretty sure that’s Dan in his avatar
     
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  23. C A N E

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    Did you just assume twopoors gender? He’s not gonna like that
     
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  24. fsudan

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    Are you homophobic?
     
  25. TC

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    Gil Hicks: Who the hell did you see me kiss?

    Brodie: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed.

    Gil Hicks: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.

    Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger?

    Gil Hicks: I don't hate gay people.

    Brodie: So you love them?

    Gil Hicks: Yes. I mean no.

    Brodie: Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.
     
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  26. Merica

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    My favorite part of this dumbass theory is who the hell is they?

    The military? I'm pretty sure those guys aren't exactly gonna be thrilled about the gun ban and aren't gonna be too happy about going door to door to take away guns from people who might fucking shoot them.

    The cops don't work for the federal government so they aren't gonna do it either.

    The FBI maybe? They seem really well prepared for that task. :loldog:
     
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  27. LuPoor

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    Wow. We've now spent an hour on Dan's fixation with my body. Never really can tell what way threads on here are gonna go.
     
  28. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Wow, Dan. It all makes sense now.
     
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  29. -Prime-

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    yet you Still punked out of fight against a middle age out of shape man. Not very manly
     
  30. fsudan

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    He’s more obese than just out of shape
     
  31. fsudan

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    Hey you started the conversation about guys who compensate in other forums. Glass houses, cuck
     
  32. LuPoor

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    Form, not forum. There's that famous Dan reading comprehension.
     
  33. fsudan

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    The gun range could be called a forum, that’s where I was going with that. Keep up
     
  34. LuPoor

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    Do you often tell your roommates you're headed out to the forum to fire off a few rounds?
     
  35. fsudan

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    I don’t own a gun
     
  36. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Except for the two hanging off your shoulders, right?
     
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  37. fsudan

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  38. -Prime-

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    Doesn't change the fact that you pussied out
     
  39. LuPoor

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    Wow that's embarrassing. Do your roommates have one you can borrow, it do you just hang out at the forum with a hangdog look on your face until someone there gives you a turn?
     
  40. fsudan

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    I’m too embarrassed to talk about it. Thanks
     
  41. jokewood

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    Ford will have a banner year selling F150s and Mustangs.
     
  42. three stacks

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    yikes, looks likes it’s time for dan’s monthly meltdown
     
  43. fsudan

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    Yea big time embarrassed over here. Good to see the members of the lollipop guild have one another’s back though
     
  44. LuPoor

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    That sad moment when my preferred form of masculine compensation requires demonstration of competency, registration with the government and that I carry liability insurance.
     
  45. three stacks

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    lmao this is so embarrassing
     
  46. fsudan

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    Im sorry you’re embarrassed
     
  47. three stacks

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  48. fsudan

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    Glad three stacks jumped into this. He was clearly ready
     
  49. Redav

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    I had forgotten about that time Dan pussied out of fighting dblply.
     
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  50. fsudan

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    Lol redav come fight me, pussy