Thanks. I'm 5 x's vaxed and carry hand sanitizer with me at all times cuz i'm a germophobe, but here I am coughing to the point of breaking my neck. Oh well...gonna use this as an excuse to get hammered as usual.
Not sure if this was mentioned elsewhere but the Ohio State commencement speaker did this horrendous speech, trying to sell "Alpha Males" on the benefits of Bitcoin. Meanwhile someone fell from the upper deck and died right before the speech (which likely made the rest of the audience envious)
My dad got a new car and it was doing this shit when I was driving it and I couldn’t figure out what was happening.
The random shit people will lie about is always a fun one. One of my coworkers told me he is a jiu-jitsu "world champion." He looks like someone whose asscrack can be seen at a Magic: The Gathering convention
I had a coworker who’s dad (in Ohio) was Mr T’s limo driver, she was related to Ulysses S Grant, and was going to Duke on a basketball scholarship before a knee injury. Also was going to be a doctor
Kinda worried about the return flight because I’ll already be checked out of my hotel and not sure where I can change out of my normal clothes and back into my suit.
On the plus side if it’s a Boeing chances are it isn’t your wife who finally kills you and she gets that sweet sweet life insurance money.
28 hours round trip sounded terrible just to be somewhere and turn around and head back after a couple of hours.
In the movie “Pet Semetary” (original) when Gage cuts the Achilles of the old neighbor…..I checked under my bed for undead scalpel wielding toddlers for weeks.
Today marks the 200th anniversary of the debut of Beethoven's 9th symphony in Vienna. Crankin up some Ode to Joy, and finishing off with Egmont Overture just for good measure I urge you all to do the same
I would advise you don’t do this. I know someone who was banned from an airline for life for being intoxicated on the plane apparently it’s in their conditions of carriage or something
Flight attendant attempted to give me 3 double bourbons in 50 minutes More aggressive than my local bars
I got denied boarding once. I went back to the gate attendant and he booked me on the next flight. I drank at the bar another 2 hours then boarded that flight just fine.
My friend got DUI after a football game. (Hadn't drank since game started, slept in the car the whole game and thought he was fine.) Cop hands the keys to me and says "can you drive this home for him?" Internally I'm thinking hey I drank as much/more than him but externally I say "yes"
After what we learned a few pages ago about that Russian flight where the pilot's kids took down the whole plane, I am in favor