But not 16 for watching it twice since it was posted 2 or 3 posts before this Spoiler actually it probably is. That was crazy. But I needed to make the joke
My uncle loves NASCAR and has been to races and talked about how many times he saw girls flashing everyone.
So last night the neighbors dog was barking as usual. Around 11 it went for a straight hour nonstop. I went over and rang their doorbell. He answers it and just looks. Me: Can you please put your dog up Him: I’ll do my best Me: (looking at him like a dumbass) Its been this way for a year I’ve tried not to do this *walks off* Him: I guess I’ll have to put the dog down
I briefly hated dogs when we rented a place about 11 years ago in Austin that had paper thin old windows and a piece of shit neighbor that had a dog that barked constantly in his backyard (he never walked the dog so it was always antsy). He just told us to move. Come to find out he used to live in our place and got kicked out by his ex-wife. I think he got arrested again after we moved, hopefully he's dead now.