i wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it
And when you look at them side by side, the June 30 isn't even written in the same font as the rest of the invitation. And pixels.
DUDES, I MADE THE JPG. OF COURSE IT'S SHITTY. Just making a thick point about those Back to the Future dates being all over my goddam facebook feed.
This is not a meme either. Here is an email my dad sent me and my brothers today about my cat who isn't doing so good. He's been waiting a long time to kill my cat. Guys, We’re having all kinds of trouble with Tiger and I believe it’s time to put him down. He has been messing up the house barfing and crapping all over everything. He’s old and must be sick, because when he goes to the litter box, it smells up the whole house. For me, last night was the last straw. Mom went to bed early, so I went to lie down in Brian’s room until I got ready to go to sleep. I was reading something on my iPad and not paying attention to what was on the bed. I ended up laying in a pile of Tiger’s shit. That’s it, we can’t have Tiger making the house unlivable, so we’re taking him to the vet this week to be put down. Dad
Your dad clearly wants that cat dead and was looking for any excuse to kill him. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he just "accidentally" runs him over at this point since he probably doesn't want to waste money to off your cat.