Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Prospector

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    Rihanna and A$AP have named their son Riot
     
  2. Pasta88

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    Celebrities get a pass imo. The craziness is expected.
     
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    I was playing who wants to be a millionaire (phone app) and the question was “which of these celebrities is this their actual real first name?”
    The answer was Ke$ha (which I had eliminated due to it having a fucking dollar sign in it).
     
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  4. COVIDiskilingme79

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    That question is dumb because her actual name does not include the $.
     
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    For a second got Asap confused with Travis Scott and was even more :doge::gross:
     
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    Ryatt is on there
     
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    They get along great with their cousins Capo and Oktiv
     
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  9. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Better than Brixton
     
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  11. TC

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    Sorry if your name is Wade, but "Wade" is a pretty weird name.
     
  12. TC

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    ^ got rizzed up by Livvy
     
  13. mangler

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    Saw a social media post asking for when parents were seeing their kids coloring inside the lines. Here's every name mentioned in chronological order of post:

    Brock
    Khloe
    Jurnie
    Kenleigh
    Carter
    Coralie
    Wren
    Lilly
    Aubrey Kate
    Ryan
    Kenley
    Adam & Ricky (old man making fun of adult sons)
    Thea
    Aubree
     
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    Not sure how I'm supposed to feel seeing my name on the list
     
  15. EagleDuck

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    Quit complaining, Jurnie.
     
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    Jurnie?
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    I think it’s Kenleigh, goes by Ken.
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    The whites are at it again.
     
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    ngl that's kinda dope. But really only works well for a Celerity name.
     
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  24. DriveByBBQ

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    Overheard at the pumpkin patch today:


    Asher

    Oakley

    Harley

    Kerrigan

    “Deck-lyn”
     
  25. Irush

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    Oakley
    Harley

    might as well name a kid Kleenex
     
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  26. El Tiburon

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    No need to make Clown Baby feel bad about his fourth daughter.
     
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    A teen wearing a name badge at one today - Aspyn
     
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    I also think there’s a usage factor at play here in that parents who name their kids weird names call them by their names at a much higher frequency than more common names kids.

    Those were the only names I heard today and they were all unusual.
     
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    If it’s Declan, they’re probably Irish. It’s a saint’s name, so I put it into the ethnic category.
     
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    Trying to think of ridiculous names

    Y-lee
    Airykuh
    Jhimey
    Pyrit
    Yacksin
    Dextrose
    Leyum
    Randul
     
  31. mangler

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    Came across a Harleigh Raven today
     
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    Stripper?
     
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    newborn today, but you never know what the future holds
     
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    Every single one of those moms has had multiple pumpkin spice lattes and at least one fall family photo shoot in the past month.
     
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    We have a Trysthn in our school
     
  36. IV

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    Clithzby
     
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    I was trying to think of a worse spelling they could have gone with, but I'm pretty sure they nailed it for worst possible.

    I've seen quite a few Kelce name announcements recently so I would expect that trend to continue.

    Just got invited to a birthday party for a girl named Melroze, which shockingly is the first time I've seen someone go that route with a name.
     
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    Is Z becoming the new Y?
     
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    Just saw two lost high school ID cards
    One was 'Celexus'
    The other one 'Denzale'
     
  43. shaolin5

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    I have 2 students (both female) that have weird names imo.
    One is "Oakleigh" and one is "Tinsleigh". Saying the latter causes me actual physical pain
     
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    Girl on my son’s soccer team last year was named Oaklynn. Oakleigh is definitely worse though. And Tinsleigh makes me mad
     
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    Well I've got a real doozy for you TMB:

    Loven Seaman
     
  46. Celemo

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    Came across a Sidney today who spells her name Cydne
     
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    This is one of the things I am most crotchety old man about. Easily
     
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    Think I might use this for a future daughter, might need to modify it though, I think I like Easileigh better…
     
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