*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hogview, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    if I win I'm just going straight to vegas
     
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  2. Whammy Business

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    You should buy him a prosthetic pinkie.
     
  3. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Going to make it to a cool billion using the Shulette system, eh?
     
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  4. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Free money.
     
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  5. $P1

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  6. Whammy Business

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    The infinity pool sealed the deal, didn't it?
     
  7. Jork

    Jork Just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick
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    Don't sell your hair to a wig shop

    [​IMG]
     
  8. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    That plus the huge shower room.
     
  9. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    That huge door that opens up to the back porch/infinity pool is sick. Great for parties
     
  10. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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    I thought about this quite a bit yesterday. living in Illinois would net me a respectable $250 million after all taxes.

    - would take ~$50m for me, invest the other $200m
    - no more debt/bills
    - spread some cash around to certain family and friends
    - buy homes in Liverpool, France, this little property, and maybe another little place in Illinois/Cali.
    - also buy some kind of ranch on some acreage in Montana (hopefully with an airstrip or just a fuck load of open land)
    - buy a small cessna so I can fly back and forth from my ranch to my missile base

    would ultimately just travel back and forth between my homes. no more working ever would be pretty nice.
     
  11. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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  12. Arrec Bardwin

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    I would start buying up land across the southeast and then once weed is legalized I would start my weed growing empire.
     
  13. jltperson

    jltperson Making The Mainboard Great Again
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    this post was awesome
     
  14. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
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    Will it only have one headlight?
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. I <3 bama cock

    I <3 bama cock Sharks are born swimming
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    I have already started. We should merge corporations
    :grinch:
     
  16. oknole

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    I know a lot of people say the first thing they would buy would be a car, house, boat, etc.

    I'm more of a realist. I know that I'm running low on fabric softener, so that would probably be the first thing.
     
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  17. CocknBalls

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    Just add water. That's what the gypsies do to their paint.
     
  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    Deal, cause I don't know the first thing about growing weed.
     
  19. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    It might be cool to be in the office pool and that couple dollars is worth the funnies and comraderie (sp?) it brings about, but I would stay far far away from office pools, etc.

    People would go crazy over $500 million and act the fool - act like you only put in $3 when you really put in $5 or some other dumb shit.

    I buy about $3 - $5 worth of tickets. If I am meant to win, I will win on that.

    I also heard (if I remember this corrrectly - don't quote me on it) that the Mega Millions sold $600 million worth of tickets on Tuesday alone.

    You know they making bank.
     
  20. Nole96SC

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    I mean, what does it matter if you actually get there and dont like it? Way better than staying in a hotel till you find something you do like. And then when you find it you can turn that shanty into your guest house.
     
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  21. Nole96SC

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    Im not positive on how all office pools work but if I figure you have a set amount everyone throws in or they dont get in on it. That way there is no confusion as to who put how much in.
     
  22. bertwing

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    That's why you draw up a contract and have everyone sign it. In both of my office pools everyone entered in the same amount of money and will all be entitled to an even share of the winnings.

    Duh
     
  23. bertwing

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    and lol at comraderie

    <3 you big guy
     
  24. angus

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    You're buying shares. You get a percentage of what you put in.
     
  25. -Prime-

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    I don't know what I will do first but I know within a week or so their will naked tons of naked sluts on my yacht
     
  26. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I'm buying 500-1,000 acres somewhere Texas-westward, a small place off the square in Oxford, and taking a year to travel to find my next place.

    I will also purchase one of these:

    [​IMG]
     
  27. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    I mean I get the premise. But it seems like it could get messy. The best way I think would be everyone puts in the same and would win the same, etc.

    But I am just talking. It's you all's money, spend it how you please.

    I am kinda just warning about how people get stupid and greedy with that much money involved.

    Most of you seem pretty smart, so I am sure you all know that.
     
  28. UncleItchyBalls

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    I'll give myself about 1 million a year to live on and invest the rest. In about 50 years I'll build a huge skyscraper named after me.
     
  29. angus

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    Since I haven't seen the odds posted in case anyone wanted to know.

    [​IMG]
     
  30. Nole96SC

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    Also, no doubt Im buying a tour bus and making every FSU football game this season. As well as any other sporting events I've ever wanted to go to.
    I'll also make the Olympics this summer.
     
  31. angus

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    A chance I'm willing to take.
     
  32. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    I don't have firefox as my browser...so I don't get a red squigley line when I misspell something....and sometimes I don't feel like looking a word up just to spell it correctly on omething that may or may not even be read.

    I spell good enough for people to get the point, and I know how to use their/they're/there, etc etc.
     
  33. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    If I won, I would by one house close to where I am now. Maybe Jekyll, St.Simons, Sea Isand or somehwere a little farther north.

    Then I would just rent out houses when I wanted to travel. Fuck buying a house in Jamaica and paying utilities, prop taxes, etc etc (especially when I wouldn't stay there but a couple months a year) when I can just rent one for $5K a week.

    Probably buy 2 cars - a Porsche Cayanne and a convertible of some sort. Then who knows. Just travel.

    Pay off my parents bank notes.
     
  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    A Porsche Cayenne?

    It just keeps getting better.
     
  35. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    The hard part would be how to look out for friends and family....

    I have a few friends that I would buy stuff for, give $1 million dollars, and start them a $100-$200K business so they could self sustain.

    Extended family would be the hard part. Maybe break all the adults off with 20K a piece? And get a new phone number. Or pay off their houses....something.

    Maybe set aside a few million for extended family and give everyone an equal amount and once that is gone, it's gone.
     
  36. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    Fuck yeah. I have always wanted a Porsche. And I have always had an SUV - whatdaya get when you cross a Porsche and an SUV - a Porsche Cayenne.
     
  37. angus

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    Shu, if you win there will be a massive line of people that will take advantage of you.
     
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  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    Get a fucking Range Rover or some shit then. Cayennes are gay as fuck. Save the Porsche for your convertible.
     
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  39. Whammy Business

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    Terry Benedict will be at the front of that line.
     
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  40. HoosDaMan

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    180 million after taxes?(lump sum)
     
  41. DistantFactor

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  42. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I'm going to go all Nevin Shapiro on Ole Miss.
     
  43. Arrec Bardwin

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    I would pay Gene Chizik to process Jake Holland.
     
  44. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    You had best believe my ass would be on the sideline at every Ole Miss practice in full coaching attire.
     
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  45. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Same here. The football stadium would have my name all over that bitch.
     
  46. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I would just want to name one part after me. And I would try my damnedest to get kicked out of that part.
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    You can cut those odds in half by not playing recently hit combinations :twocents:
     
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  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Only if you wager a Porsche Cayenne...
     
  49. I <3 bama cock

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    I may or may not have had a multi plant operation my sophomore year of college
     
  50. $P1

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    http://www.usamega.com/mega-millions-jackpot.asp

    In Indiana it will be about $279M on lump sum, but that's at a 25% fed tax and your liability will be 35%. So another 10% off of the original $390M lump sum. would be due on your taxes at the end of hte year. So $240M cash after you've deducted the extra 10% you still owe that isn't automatically taken out.