*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hogview, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    I got 6 because I'm reckless with my money
     
  2. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Damn. You might win a billion!
     
  3. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Florida Gators

    Diversifying the hell out of that.
     
  4. scarlet_tacos

    scarlet_tacos Well-Known Member
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  5. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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  6. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    I bought 5 and didn't match one fucking number.
     
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  7. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    Arkansas RazorbacksAtlanta FalconsPGA

    So, who ever wins it has to buy TMB island correct?
     
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  8. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    I got one number. That's good I think.
     
  9. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
    Kansas City RoyalsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsWichita State Shockers

    Good effing Christ at $675 million. :rain::rain::rain:

    The best part? That's $418.5 million as a lump sum.

    Or $22.5 million every year for the next 30 goddamn years.
     
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  10. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
    Kansas City RoyalsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsWichita State Shockers

    At that amount, they'll be able to buy like Australia and plant TMB flag right in the middle.

    I also have dibs on SJU for my side bitch if I win.
     
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  11. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    Is that $418.5m before or after taxes?
     
  12. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
    Kansas City RoyalsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsWichita State Shockers

    After 39.6% federal taxes removed. So you get a nine-figure check that starts with a 4.
     
  13. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    It'll be much higher than that imo
     
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  14. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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  15. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Yeah I'd bet on it being closer to 800M than 700M
     
  16. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    25% federal
     
  17. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Not exactly. The annual payouts start lower and increase to an average of $22.5M by the end. E.g., Indiana's would start around $10M and ends around $40M
     
  18. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    Arkansas RazorbacksAtlanta FalconsPGA

    Hell, being paid 20 mil a year, I guess I could deal with that... I guess...
     
  19. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Always better to take the lump sum if you're not Brendan dassey slow
     
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  20. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    that's incorrect. The cash out option is 413M something. That's before 25% federal tax. cash after taxes is 309M.
     
  21. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    I would take the lump sum for sure but I would take either tbh. Invest half that money into something and watch your money return exponentially
     
  22. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Most states it's around 280-290
     
  23. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    yes, those with state income tax. Here in FL, such a bastarding commie thing does not exist.
     
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  24. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Virginia CavaliersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksWashington Football TeamChelsea

    Bought one this morning. Currently starting a spreadsheet to manage my winnings. To not do so would be irresponsible.
     
  25. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
    Kansas City RoyalsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsWichita State Shockers

    Maths are hard. I think I'd still take ONLY $280 mil.

    [​IMG]
     
  26. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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    Michigan State SpartansDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsTiger WoodsDetroit TigersSneakers

    There will be multiple winners
     
  27. oknole

    oknole MC OG
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersOklahoma City ThunderTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Looks like net payout for OK is $293m. I could get down with that.
     
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  28. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Virginia CavaliersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksWashington Football TeamChelsea

    Me buying my ticket this morning

    [​IMG]
     
  29. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    I think you're correct.

    crazy
     
  30. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    I'll settle for the piddly ass megamillions lousy 165M
     
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  31. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Every time I buy a lottery ticket I go through all of my friends/family and decide who will get how much
     
  32. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Iowa HawkeyesChicago CubsChicago BullsDallas Cowboys

    For Iowa the lump sum would be around 289,000,000. I think I could live with that. Invest $100 mil and then start on my shopping spree. I always said I would just give everyone of my family members that showed up at X-mas $5,000 so no one could bitch and after that pay off my in-laws to never bother me again.
     
  33. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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  34. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Virginia CavaliersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksWashington Football TeamChelsea

    Sounds foolproof
     
  35. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    My office is pooling money together now. We all want to quit.
     
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  36. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Forwarded to hr
     
  37. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    Head of HR threw in $10.
     
  38. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    I set up a crowd fund for this. If I get $584.4 million I'll buy the 292.2 million combinations to guarantee winning.
     
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  39. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    No state tax in TN. Lump sum of $309 million after federal taxes. I could live with that.
     
  40. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Won $20 off Tennessee cash last night cause I was too late to buy powerball tickets. Hope I didn't use up all my good luck.
     
  41. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    Oklahoma City ThunderCleveland BrownsOklahoma SoonersHouston Oilers

    Always pool with 3 college friends... we collectively won $2 last night on 20 lines :facepalm:

    Oh well, here's to Saturday
     
  42. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic
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    Duke Blue DevilsAlabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesNew England PatriotsMontreal CanadiensReal Madrid

    Why would anybody buy more than 1 ticket/line?
     
  43. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    You could invest 200 mil and still buy about whatever the fuck you want. I wouldn't go overboard with anything but would for the most part do what I want. I'd tithe my 10% probably more but do it by giving to those who need not to some megachurch (other than the one who we funnel cash to our players through). Would sponsor a ton of sports teams for youth who can't afford to play and can't afford quality training. Would give them all kinds of incentives to do well in school and be good kids. Most winners only bought one ticket. The houses I'd buy for my dad/sister I'd keep in my name but never give anyone straight cash (other than my dad but he'd be with me most of the time) to keep them from constantly coming and asking for it as they know it'd be a huge no.
     
  44. kslim

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  45. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    Fuck it, gonna buy 5 more. If I win, I'll take care of family, quit my job, and fuck some hot women with great tits while smoking some excellent weed. Game plan bitches.
     
  46. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    More chances to win.
     
  47. PhupaPhever

    PhupaPhever Well-Known Member
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  48. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    Threw down in office pool

    Did not win

    Idiot Tax works again!
     
  49. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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    Mississippi Rebels

    Somebody sent me that earlier, pretty funny.
     
  50. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    10 of us won $16 on Wednesday so we added to that pool.

    The whole office is involved in another pool now. HR and the partners threw in.

    We still won't win :3