Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsNotre Dame Fighting IrishAtlanta BravesDetroit LionsBarcelonaSneakers

    Any tips on teaching shoe tying and no training wheels bike riding?
     
  2. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York YankeesDallas Cowboys

  3. AIP

    AIP Team bush
    Donor
    Temple OwlsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    Hold up right, run beside him, let go. Sink or swim time
     
    Druce likes this.
  4. AIP

    AIP Team bush
    Donor
    Temple OwlsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    Rented a jet ski, holy shot that was fun. I want one now.
     
    Baron likes this.
  5. rcragg82

    rcragg82 Well-Known Member
    Donor

  6. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York YankeesDallas Cowboys

    Give it another 10 min.

    When you finally get it you will be able to take back hours of shoelace tying time over the course of your life.
     
    Jorts likes this.
  7. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    $10 a week covers the organic milk. So I'd put that $40 a month to 8 bottles of cheap wine.
     
    -Asshole- and buy_dont_lease like this.
  8. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersMinnesota VikingsDetroit Tigers

    And so it begins, I feel bad for her
    [​IMG]
     
    -Asshole-, AIP, tjsblue and 4 others like this.
  9. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    The boy gets a hospital evaluation for speech delay next Wednesday and the free county evaluation the following week. I'm hoping therapy gets him caught up relatively soon, because he's 2.5 and he really wants to talk better.

    I taught him how to draw and say A in an afternoon. So he has the interest and the apptitude.
     
    #1009 ~ taylor ~, Aug 17, 2015
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2015
  10. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
    Donor TMB OG

    In no way am I critizing how someone raises a child, but what are they doing during the day?
     
  11. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Playing, arts and crafts, running errands, going to the park, watching cartoons, keeping him busy, etc. She's tried to get him talking, but I don't think it has been a priority.
     
    #1011 ~ taylor ~, Aug 17, 2015
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2015
    Angry Dolphin and captbunch like this.
  12. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    Don't sweat it bro, he'll be fine.

    Each woman is different in how they raise kids. Mine has our 2 year old talking in conversations, but she refuses to discipline him properly which is raising huge issues about listening and obeying. Frustrating as fuck.
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Yeah, she does a really good job keeping him active and busy and having fun while disciplining him, so that's good. She also didn't talk until well after 3, so whatevs.
     
    Angry Dolphin likes this.
  14. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    It's all about what they know. Mine studied early childhood development and her BFF is a speech therapist, so yeah language was a priority.

    However, snatching his ass up when he freaks out and starts lashing because Blaze isn't on the TV is not on her priority list. "he'll calm down eventually" isn't what I'm interested in hearing.

    He's swiftly learning that dad doesn't put up that bullshit.
     
  15. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Haha. Blaze is one of the boy's stronger words. "Baze. BAZE!"
     
    -Asshole-, HotMic and ugafish like this.
  16. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    I have it set up for Blaze to call my son for his 3rd birthday on the 20th. Cant wait to see his face.
     
    -Asshole-, HotMic, Artoo and 2 others like this.
  17. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
    Donor
    LSU TigersNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsLouisiana Ragin' CajunsPoker

    What's Blaze? I know everything about princess Sofia and her bitch of a sister Cersie/Amber but have never heard of blaze
     
    -Asshole- likes this.
  18. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    Man I'm glad I don't have a daughter. He's a monster truck that can transform into any machine to get out of a jam. They use "science" to get out of trouble.

    Fucking woman had him watching Dora when i got home yesterday.
     
    ugafish and ~ taylor ~ like this.
  19. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
    Donor

    started watching Dinotrux with my son. he's loving that. i've gotten so burnt out on ninjago lately.

    my favorite girl show lately is SciGirls. Much better than that Monster High and Barbie shit her mom let's her watch.
     
  20. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
    Donor

    We don't our daughter watch Barbie. "Wait until you get older, THEN you can fill your head with mindless entertainment."
     
  21. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
    Donor

  22. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
    Donor

    same thought here. i don't mind some of the silly shows like the new Inspector Gadget though. Bindi's Boot Camp is a hit so far too.
     
  23. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
    Donor TMB OG
    Dallas CowboysEvertonAustin FCDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    ours isnt quite doing cartoons/tv yet, but I am going to see how long I can do looney tunes and older cartoons in general before we give into the current junk. also noticed netflix has reading rainbow
     
    -Asshole- likes this.
  24. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    The kid has been actively picking out older Mickey cartoons on Netflix. That's pretty funny to me.

    2.5 years old, can't talk, works Netflix like a champ. I think I know what the issue is.
     
    George Feeny, Rabid, Baron and 2 others like this.
  25. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    Moving to netflix full time after last night. He was watching something on youtube with the wife. He clicked on suggested videos and South Park popped up talking about lesbians.
     
    #1025 Angry Dolphin, Aug 19, 2015
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2015
    -Asshole-, Rabid, Baron and 1 other person like this.
  26. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
    Staff Donor
    Minnesota Golden Gophers

    Little Odin will be 4 in a month. His favorite shows are Batman (the original 1960's version) and Power Rangers. I was too old when Power Rangers came out so I never watched it, but holy fucking fuck is that a stupid show.
     
    -Asshole- and Baron like this.
  27. NDfanPSUgrad

    NDfanPSUgrad Well-Known Member
    Penn State Nittany LionsNotre Dame Fighting Irish

    YouTube kids app.

    Somehow my daughter will find some Russian speaking videos. She's probably multilingual by now.
     
    Fuzzy Zoeller likes this.
  28. Joystick Izzy

    Joystick Izzy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville Predators

    Our kids watch a lot of PBS kids shows. Curious George, Sesame Street, etc. Mickey Mouse clubhouse is also very popular in our house.
     
    -Asshole- and NDfanPSUgrad like this.
  29. MODEVIL

    MODEVIL Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Los Angeles LakersChelseaLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLos Angeles Football ClubArizona State Sun Devils

    Thomas, he's the cheeky one....
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    The boy fucking loves the monkey. He's hit or miss with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
     
  31. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Cincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTennisTiger WoodsFC Cincinnati

    Our now 3 week old is getting too big for her newborn sleepers. The growing too fast struggle is already real... :tebow:
     
    -Asshole-, HotMic and Boo MFer! like this.
  32. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    This is all Deetoo will watch. At 2 y/o he doesn't get to watch TV very much, maybe an episode every other day, but Choo Choos are all he wants. He was into Daniel Tiger for a bit, but it's only the island of Sodor now.
     
    -Asshole- and captbunch like this.
  33. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
    Donor TMB OG

    Thomas actually taught my oldest numbers. He knows the trains that goes with numbers 1-10 and we don't have 2, or 7-10.
     
    -Asshole- and Artoo like this.
  34. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    Oh, I have been holding off on this to make sure that we are good but Deetoo is fully potty trained! Did the 3 day method with m&ms and smarties as rewards. He took to it pretty well. It's been two weeks and we've only had a couple minor pee accidents and none this week.

    No more fucking diapers!
     
  35. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    He's younger than my shithead, isn't he. Fuck my lazy wife.
     
  36. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    Poops took awhile. Today he is 3 with a hot wheels party, and he has been on point the past few weeks with only minor pees as well. We used star wars hot wheels cars and star wars pez dispensers.
     
    -Asshole- likes this.
  37. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
    Donor TMB OG
    Dallas CowboysEvertonAustin FCDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    8 month old took her first steps last night. I made a wizard.
     
    hoebekec, -Asshole-, lastcup and 7 others like this.
  38. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    Think he's younger than mine as well. And mine tried the 3 day method - twice.
     
    -Asshole- and ~ taylor ~ like this.
  39. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    :smug:

    Can tell me all the colors and most of his shapes too.
     
    -Asshole- and Angry Dolphin like this.
  40. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    On that, we are equals. Oh and he can also sing Yeah, Alabama :mulletsmug:
     
  41. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Pffft. Geen tuck (green truck) and fir tuck (fire truck) are about all we get out of the boy. And he hoots like a monkey and climbs the stairs great.
     
    -Asshole-, Artoo and Angry Dolphin like this.
  42. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    He pantomines row row row the boat and twinkle twinkle little star pretty good. And I have no doubt he can beat little Deetoo's ass (but not little dolphin - that kid is a moose).
     
    hoebekec and Angry Dolphin like this.
  43. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    Deetoo will bite the fuck out of a kid. No hesitation.
     
    hoebekec, Jorts and -Asshole- like this.
  44. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    We cured the boy of his biting, but he still bares fangs from time time and I'm guessing he'd bite back immediately.
     
    hoebekec and -Asshole- like this.
  45. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
    Donor TMB OG

    I did Oh Crap Potty Training after trying the 3 day method.

    3 day was a disaster. Other one worked like a champ. Been out of diapers with the oldest since 28 months.
     
  46. lastcup

    lastcup Well-Known Member

    That moment when you realize your one year old is perfectly cool with walking down the beach holding your hand and upon hearing the code word for boobs, walking up an unfamiliar set of cans and yanking that top down with extreme prejudice.

    Being a dad is so awesome.
     
    AIP, captbunch, Rabid and 1 other person like this.
  47. AIP

    AIP Team bush
    Donor
    Temple OwlsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    2 wonderful weeks at the beach.

    [​IMG]
     
    buy_dont_lease, -Asshole- and tad like this.
  48. AIP

    AIP Team bush
    Donor
    Temple OwlsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    [​IMG]
     
    tad likes this.
  49. AIP

    AIP Team bush
    Donor
    Temple OwlsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    [​IMG]
     
    -Asshole- and tad like this.
  50. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
    Donor

    Dropped the kids off at their new pre school today. Both were :tebow: when I left.
     
    buy_dont_lease and -Asshole- like this.