Just watching now. Her unfolding a Human Centipede version of a paper doll chain while talking to Archer on the phone killed me.
krieger why is barry spaceshipping away from the space station because of newtons 3rd law of gravity? ok neil degrasse tyson omg
i know its been said before but this is the best show on tv and nothing is in the same universe. every episode is amazing and hilarious. honestly, has this show ever had a bad episode?
Can't think of one. I thought this was a slightly less funny than previous eps this season but still so good.
this is a reference to 200 year old tentacle porn http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife
LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I'll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..." MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes... it's...there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "yoyoyooh, saa... hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu...." LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to intertwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..." MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I've vanished....!!!!!! SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more. "chyu chyu.."
Finally got around to watching this...Currently on Season 3, the episode where Burt Reynolds is dating Archer's mom
It would be a little odd to start watching archer now, knowing ISIS as a Middle East terrorist organization.
Watched Archer when it first came out religiously but got married, had a kid and eventually just missed a few seasons. Been catching up and after initally saying the show was so stupid the wife now watches and sometimes laughs harder than me at it.
Random re-watch, on the paternity ep... Forgot about Kreiger's "me too"s Pam: "yea right? I *made* mine" (referring to her "ham cozy" gift) Kreiger (in background) "Me too!" (referring to the breast milk in a jar he tried to give) Archer: "that's disgusting Wodehouse, if I wanted to stare at your bare feet, I'd do it while you were asleep" Kreiger: (in background) "Me too!" "Woah somebody's got a full diaper, huh?" Kreiger: (in background) "Me too!"