(Netflix) I think you should leave

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by DrTomOsbourne, Apr 24, 2019.

  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    i housed Clown Baby's burger for lunch

    please dont tell people about it
     
  2. ElectricDreamMachine

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    patti harrison drivers ed skit is my early fav of the second season
     
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  3. BleedinGreen

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    The shark tank rip off was incredible too.
     
  4. GrizzliesDrew

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    The guys looking at the patterns at Dan Flashes

    :roll::roll:
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    It’s like NPR!
     
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  6. GrizzliesDrew

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    With Santa Claus as Crashmore!

    :roll:
     
  7. laxjoe

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    I made the mistake of putting this on just as I sat down for dinner. Barely made it to the end of the first sketch without choking on my food bc i was laughing too hard (which would have been a hilarious way to go)
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    POPPERS!
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    And I don’t live in a hotel
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Bob Odenkirk and Paul Walter Houser are two very different actors but they’re equally delightful and their scenes are perfect
     
  11. Xander Crews

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    Everyone in this thread USED to be pieces of shit and were in my Dangerous Nights Crew, but have worked really hard to change.
     
  12. laxjoe

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    And you’ve got a wife
     
  13. laxjoe

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    NO SLOPPY STEAKS!
     
  14. Clown Baby

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  15. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Eddie Munster stepped on one
     
  16. ElectricDreamMachine

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    tim's performance in this one is what put it number one for me on the first watch. every reaction to the video, knowing what kind of questions it would lead to, had me dying.
     
  17. Xander Crews

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    I’ve cry laughed at Corncob TV all three times now


    They’re saying it’s impossible that that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day, and it’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude. I don’t know what to tell you but we’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out.

    They’re saying, No way. You must have rigged something. I didn’t do fucking shit! I didn’t rig shit! I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV!
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    The guys at Spectrum think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner.
     
  19. David Puddy

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    Only halfway through, but Brian’s Hat is my favorite so far
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!!
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    See Barbie, I’m not a Blues Brother
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    Deep down inside, I’m just a little boy. A little boy who can’t help but eat other people’s burgers. And the worst part is, if anybody knew, my wife would go to jail. Because every night, a little boy goes down on her.
     
  23. THEBLUERAIDER

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    By far my favorite sketch of the new season. Him saying don’t ask about the tables before the video started cracked me up.
     
  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    The Dan Flashes sketch is just a home run. The call back on the Shops at the Creeks sketch later is just so great. Also the back and forth with Doug is so good in the Dan Flashes sketch.
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG
     
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  26. THEBLUERAIDER

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    You skunk!
     
  27. laxjoe

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    Jesus the final sketch was dark:laugh:

    I’ve been sitting in an empty room laughing to trick my dead self I had a good life
     
  28. NDJOECA

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    This and the Claire’s skit
     
  29. NDJOECA

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    Sometimes I put my dad in jib jab videos so he’s alive again.
     
  30. laxjoe

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    I say “no mom, it’s not real. it’s a jib jab”
     
  31. Clown Baby

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  32. MtOread

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  33. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Do you understand the tables are my corn?!?
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    I’m scared about how much I need WINE. I can’t even watch a movie without a big pour of WINE. And popcorn!
     
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  35. NYGator

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    Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fuckin’ wall and say, Fuck, there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?

    I can't stop saying this to people and they tell me they don't get it. I tell them it's not for you. It's funny to me.
     
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  36. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Did you make any friends?
     
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  37. NYGator

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    No, but you can’t change the rules just ’cause you don’t like how I’m doing it.
     
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    I just realized the Dan Flashes shirt pattern is mostly the old windows 95 screensaver “pipes”
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    When you pass by a store and see 50 guys that look just like you fighting over shirts, you go in
     
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  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    I don’t feel like the Claire’s sketch is getting enough love in here either
     
  41. laxjoe

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    When I look in the toilet, it’s purple.
    PURPLE AND BLACK!
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Patti Harrison is absolutely hilarious and I’m so glad she’s a big part of this show because she doesn’t miss.

    My only real beef with this season is we only got one Sam Richardson appearance and 1 1/2 from Conner O’Malley
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    I think my favorite part of Little Buff Boys is how profusely Sam is sweating and then he chugs an insanely big jug of water.

    Well that and the goose suit bit and instead of explaining why they’re wearing them he keeps repeating that it’s an old circus thing.
     
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  44. laxjoe

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    IT’S AN OLD CIRCUS THING! That’s why we call them goose suits! ITS AN OLD CIRCUS THING
     
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  45. Xander Crews

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    I love this show and I love that all of you love it and by extension love all of you.

    However, I will not hesitate to throw hands at Dan Flashes
     
  46. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    We can throw hands over a wild pattern but I’ll still grab a pasty with you at award-winning bake shop Mario Cantozi’s.
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    As featured on HGTB’s Sweeties
     
  48. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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    Never heard of this show til today then watched every episode. Holy shit the fedora with safari flaps skit absolutely destroyed me.
     
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