When my wife was in the hospital, I was taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and letting the last 2 seconds run down my leg, and Rick barely hounded me that month
This was a marketing thing he did for a Braindead release… who are gonna have some ITYSL apparel this year
Next person to post a deleted tweet is a real piece of shit. I used to be a real piece of shit. Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table? Makes the night *so* much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say, 'No sloppy steaks,' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water! Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up; we had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights; I *was* a piece of shit though!
ITYSL meme page: Season 3 April 27. Rando: Source? ITYSL meme page: It's illegal for you to ask me that.
so help me god this better be real or I’m gonna go to Home Depot and buy a toilet the exact same size and model as yours but with a joke hole that’s just for farts
it’s the extra fridge in our basement as my gf didn’t want me to put them on the main one in the kitchen so now my goal is completely cover it also whenever she opens it I’m all
I got ‘em from here but they’re all over other artistic sites like Etsy https://www.redbubble.com/shop/?query=I%20think%20you%20should%20leave%20magnet&ref=search_box
The best part of the Dan Flashes is that I know exactly what he’s saying to his boss. “Well, he kind of is though, that’s how they value the shirt.”
I use it as motivation to stick to my diet "nexus you have to eat" "hahaha not today, sir. Definitely not today, no."