Morbid thread is morbid

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Nug, Sep 10, 2023.

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  1. Nug

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    Why have more the-TMB users not died? I imagine everyone on this board has people in their circle that have passed away unexpectedly.

    Other than PDL, it seems no active user has succumbed to something. Statistically speaking, that seems odd.

    Discuss.
     
    #1 Nug, Sep 10, 2023
  2. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member

    There was a penn state poster who died of a heart attack and some other poster drank himself to death
     
    #2 Bricktop the white, Sep 10, 2023
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  3. Handcuffed

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    #3 Handcuffed, Sep 10, 2023
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  4. blind dog

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    #4 blind dog, Sep 10, 2023
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  5. Jay Jay Okocha

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    Socio economics
     
    #5 Jay Jay Okocha, Sep 10, 2023
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  6. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    I grew up with acheely. He was bullied hard and I regret it terribly.
     
    #6 Napoleon Bonerfart, Sep 10, 2023
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    JBF76 ?
     
    #7 Bruce Wayne, Sep 10, 2023
  8. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    There's also the people who died who had no way for the board to know
     
    #8 Lyrtch, Sep 10, 2023
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    For the most part too the board still skews both relatively young and healthy
     
    #9 Bruce Wayne, Sep 10, 2023
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  10. IHHH

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    The whole bama fanbase is about to commit suicide so that should spike the numbers up a little
     
    #10 IHHH, Sep 10, 2023
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    I will kill bertwing at some point, so his time is coming.
     
    #11 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 10, 2023
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  12. Nug

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    only took 10 posts for the low hanging fruit to be picked

    I had the under, honestly
     
    #12 Nug, Sep 10, 2023
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  13. IHHH

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    everything will be alright my man, it’s just a game and bama will be fine

    but to your point, I also wonder how long it would take for the board to realize I died when it happens. Hopefully we will all be so old that forgetting will be normal.
     
    #13 IHHH, Sep 10, 2023
  14. Homo Erectus

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    Most of us have only died inside a little
     
    #14 Homo Erectus, Sep 10, 2023
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  15. bwi2

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    Didn’t Broadway Joe die?
     
    #15 bwi2, Sep 10, 2023
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  16. texasraider

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    Pretty sure Taques died last night
     
    #16 texasraider, Sep 10, 2023
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  17. IHHH

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    saw him on tv yesterday, he did not look great
     
    #17 IHHH, Sep 10, 2023
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  18. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i wish lol
     
    #18 Taques, Sep 10, 2023
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  19. LuPoor

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    My will includes provisions on how all my Internet message boards and discord servers should be informed of my death, if you haven't done the same you're a chump
     
    #19 LuPoor, Sep 10, 2023
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  20. IHHH

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    upload_2023-9-10_12-32-27.gif
     
    #20 IHHH, Sep 10, 2023
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  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    between bff and me we've attended 8 funerals this year. Several under 40
    Also, fuck off
     
    #21 Prospector, Sep 10, 2023
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  22. bertwing

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    The only thing you need to worry about killing is your last two remaining brain cells, meathead
     
    #22 bertwing, Sep 10, 2023
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  23. kinghill

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    did we ever find out about the one dude who went to meet some "hot chick" he met online that was a scam
     
    #23 kinghill, Sep 10, 2023
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've got a plan for them :smug:
     
    #24 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 10, 2023
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  25. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Lol I don't even know 8 people.
     
    #25 COVIDiskilingme79, Sep 10, 2023
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  26. Can I Spliff it

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    vaccine??
     
    #26 Can I Spliff it, Sep 10, 2023
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  27. NilesIrish

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    I tried to drink myself to death but I survived and now you all have to deal with me until something dumb inevitably takes me out.
     
    #27 NilesIrish, Sep 10, 2023
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  28. devine

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    I’m glad you’re with us
     
    #28 devine, Sep 10, 2023
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  29. Capt Wigs

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    FIFY
     
    #29 Capt Wigs, Sep 10, 2023
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  30. Tommy Jefferson

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    Asking for a friend but how does one notify their online presence of their demise without at the same time revealing their shitpoasting to their IRL friends/family
     
    #30 Tommy Jefferson, Sep 10, 2023
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  31. IHHH

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    i think I would put money aside for someone to just post this

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    #31 IHHH, Sep 10, 2023
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  32. Nug

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    (1) I like "shitpoasting" and plan on stealing it
    (2) If you don't have this provision in your will you really need to check yourself before you wreck yourself
     
    #32 Nug, Sep 10, 2023
  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Didn’t the Penn State poster who died do so during or after running a marathon?
     
    #33 Boo MFer!, Sep 10, 2023
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  34. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I can only hope @buff ruffneck has died of cancer by now.
     
    #34 Boo MFer!, Sep 10, 2023
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  35. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Your family doesn’t have to know about everything that is in your will…that is the backbone of humanity
     
    #35 IHHH, Sep 10, 2023
  36. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Pretty sure there was a Florida fan who liked Liverpool that lost a battle with cancer
     
    #36 IV, Sep 10, 2023
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  37. bwi2

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    Tebow2Torres
     
    #37 bwi2, Sep 10, 2023
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  38. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    :unclephil:
     
    #38 Saul Shabazz, Sep 10, 2023
  39. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    aslo rip phxnole
     
    #39 Saul Shabazz, Sep 10, 2023
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  40. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    he was a good dude, RIP
     
    #40 IV, Sep 10, 2023
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  41. BudKilmer

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    wait, jbf76 died? We use to exchange pms about the nba :tebow:
     
    #41 BudKilmer, Sep 10, 2023
  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    We need a memorial thread that list everyone we lost
     
    #42 IV, Sep 10, 2023
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  43. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I was just joshing bae, you are one of the few posters I can make old jokes about so have to get my shots when I can
     
    #43 blind dog, Sep 10, 2023
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    I think that was him. I remember he was an Ohio st fan and posted in the DC comings thread a lot
     
    #44 Bruce Wayne, Sep 10, 2023
  45. blind dog

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    can we have moderator devine at top of list?
     
    #45 blind dog, Sep 10, 2023
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  46. dump

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    What is dead may never die
     
    #46 dump, Sep 10, 2023
  47. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    i don't know if this is a bit but jbf is an ohio state fan who posted just last weekend.

    the penn st guy was probably 10 years ago and iirc was someone who didn't have a ton of posts (at least on the main board).
     
    #47 Handcuffed, Sep 10, 2023
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  48. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Those must have been absolutely insane
     
    #48 LuPoor, Sep 10, 2023
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  49. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Also jbf posted last week, so probably not him
     
    #49 LuPoor, Sep 10, 2023
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  50. Bruce Wayne

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    Then my apologies I'm thinking of someone else
     
    #50 Bruce Wayne, Sep 10, 2023
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