Millennials: Natural born killers

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  1. Nostradumass

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    I can't imagine anyone wearing something like that.
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's mocking all the Blue Lives Matter knuckle-dragger shirts of "I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross, I cuss and spit and shoot guns, if you don't like it then leave this country"
     
  3. Bo Pelinis

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  4. Capstone 88

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    I wear that shirt to own the libs AMA
     
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    It can be buried next to Buffalo wild wings
     
  6. devine

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    Buffalo Wild Wings will never die idiot
     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    I’d probably buy that shirt if it didn’t have fuck on it
     
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    Yeah I can’t wear it work with swear words on it

    Otherwise it would be perfect for casual Fridays
     
  9. indeed

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    Looming crisis for the vapiest generation.

     
  10. LuPoor

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    RIP David Koch
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

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    Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
     
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  12. indeed

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    Boomer plight: Black Lung, from decades of backbreaking work deep underground.

    Millennial plight: Vape Lung, from excessive vaping after getting upset over a marginal WiFi connection.
     
  13. DollarBillHokie

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    Try harder. That’s too obvious of a troll
     
  14. IV

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    Millennials work so much more than boomers it’s not even funny
     
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  15. WhiskeyDelta

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    I would probably exclude coal minors from that though. Granted my only info on the job is from October Sky and Zoolander
     
  16. IV

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    Perhaps coal miners but that’s a pretty small group
     
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  17. ~ taylor ~

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    At no time were more than 0.2% of Boomers working in the mines, and that's being generous. It was probably closer to 0.1% of that insufferable generation.
     
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  19. indeed

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    You mean the millennials that demand three weeks vacation to start, plus an extra week for the annual ayahuasca retreat to destress from the horrors of being online so much? Those millennials?

    Most Boomers had to work 10-15 years to get a second week of vacay, if they were lucky.
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Weird flex about indentured servitude but ok
     
  22. IV

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    You mean boomers who could leave the office and actually not work? Back when a company wide memo took 4 days to go out? And getting lost was an acceptable reason not to do your job (no gps)?

    Bruh you got an extra hours of vacation everyday because work didn’t follow you.
     
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  23. MORBO!

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    lol millennials don’t even take their vacation days for fear they’ll lose their underpaying and already shitty job

    Shitty troll
     
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  24. Shawn Hunter

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    indeed's posting is an embarrassment to mankind
     
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  25. indeed

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    The vast majority of employment in the US is at will.
     
  26. indeed

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    Sounds like you watch too much Mad Men.
     
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  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Lord. I know Gen X aren't anywhere near as shitty as the Boomers on the whole, but it is funny that they act like there's little difference in wealth distribution between them and millennials.
     
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  29. MORBO!

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    They really got it better than the other generations, and they've also managed to stay in the background of all the infighting between millenials and boomers. They also love to pretend they're the "enlightened centrists" of the debates.
     
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  33. billdozer

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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    They include retirement in this, which to me seems misleading.
     
  35. bro

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    It is purposefully misleading in an effort to go viral
     
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  36. DollarBillHokie

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    Why?
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

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    If I were to tell you had $50k in savings would you think I meant a savings account or my IRA?
     
  38. DollarBillHokie

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    Combined. Plus checking account and 401k.
     
  39. Gotch Yarbrough

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    It's literally the point of the article
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    So savings = cash’ish assets
     
  41. DuffandMuff

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    A survey of 1,500 individuals, age 23-37, with a savings account at Bank of America.

    That right there renders the entire study pointless. I bet 1 in 6 millennials don’t even have a savings account.
     
  42. DollarBillHokie

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    Bank of America commissioned a survey of 1,500 respondents, ages 18–71 years old, to explore their views on personal financial matters. For the purposes of this report, millennials are defined as ages 23–37, with younger millennials ages 23–27 and older millennials ages 28–37. The survey was conducted online in English and Spanish during the period of September 22–October 16, 2017. Interviews were conducted by GfK Public Communications and Social Science, using GfK’s KnowledgePanel®, a statistically representative sample source used to yield results that are projectable to the American population. The margin of sampling error for national data is +/- 3.1 percentage points at the 95 percent confidence level. An augment sample of approximately 2,025 additional interviews was also included to bring the millennials found in the national sample up to 300 completes each in six DMA markets including Austin, TX; Raleigh- Durham, NC; San Diego, CA; Pittsburgh, PA; Denver, CO and Seattle, WA. Margin of error for the DMA augments are higher than that of the national sample.
     
  43. The Banks

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    Weird. If I have saved 50K in checking (dumb) and 50K in retirement I have saved 100K
     
  44. The Banks

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    I have $5 in my savings account and am in the 17th percentile of savings. It seems like some people need a refresher on how money is saved.
     
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  45. The Banks

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    Maybe we are conflating savings with emergency savings.
     
  46. DuffandMuff

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    I don’t have a savings account.

    I imagine there’s a decent percentage of millennials who have no accumulated wealth outside of their checking count. Not sure how student loans are factored in to this survey either.
     
  47. DollarBillHokie

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    Stop yelling at the survey and claiming it isn’t adequate based on your arbitrary criteria. Obviously a decent percentage of people don’t have wealth outside of their checking account given the low net worth figures of the entire population. Loans are deducted when calculating net worth, like all net worth calculations.

    Survey results: https://bettermoneyhabits.bankofamerica.com/content/dam/bmh/pdf/2018bmhmillennialreport.pdf
     
  48. DuffandMuff

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    Sorry for yelling.
     
  49. The Banks

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    Are millennials not saving at a higher percent than any generation before them at the same age?
     
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