Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

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  1. HotMic

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  2. $P1

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  3. Constant

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    Doomed. We'll probably have to give back those last two OSU ass-whuppings.
     
  4. bro

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    sorry everyone, nothing to see here

     
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  5. Manny

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    Oh noes! What ever will we do?! Real nice of this guy to post this right before our big rivalry game. How rude.
     
  6. Irush

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    You can always tell a dirty program

    should surprise no one
     
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  7. Butthead

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    What would even come close to a coach filming another team's practice?
     
  8. The Law II

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    Did they find out that the hamburger that Harbaugh forgot about…….was actually a cheeseburger??!! With bacon?!?!?!
     
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  9. DetroitNole

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    Oh man, that distraction may cause you to only win by 24 instead of 35
     
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  10. buckwild

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    From Michigan mod....

    Michigan being accused of signal stealing (allegedly illegally), it appears. They are supposed to get "evidence" from the NCAA and Big Ten early this afternoon, at which point they will probably determine how to proceed. Early indications are it's something they would fight (vehemently).
     
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  11. bro

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    "evidence"
     
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  12. The Law II

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    Worse than I thought.


    Michigan trying to win football games. Shut em down.
     
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  13. Butthead

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    What

    Does this not happen all the time
     
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  14. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    if you cant trust the carolina kid who can you trust
     
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  15. UncleJesse

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    Does Michigan even play on Saturday now?
     
  16. bro

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    I'm gonna use my critical thinking skills here and presume it is the method that might be objectionable.
     
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  17. buckwild

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    Yes, you aren't allowed to use technology/cameras to do so...seems rumor is they were filming things to do so.
     
  18. ButchCassidy

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  19. Simon Templar

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    As a Kansas fan I’ve learned you tell the NCAA to go fuvk themselves because they’re a toothless institution and you end up getting a slap on the wrist that makes you giggle.
     
  20. Mr. Bean

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    Protect your signals if you don’t want them stolen
     
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  21. NilesIrish

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    Yes, but you can’t do stuff like film guys etc to try and get signals iirc.

    Probably should strip the half champ from 97 to make it easier to make fun of them for not winning anything since WWII.
     
  22. Simon Templar

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    At the end of the day isn’t the worst thing happening at Michigan those khakis that Harbaugh continues to wear.
     
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  23. Nelson

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    I legitimately do not understand what signal stealing means or why it would be “illegal”
     
  24. Goose

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    Ohio State’s former head coach got canned for his players selling their personal property. Hopefully justice prevails here because cheating the actual game is much worse
     
  25. Celemo

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  26. Butthead

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    I guess I just assume the Patriots thing is the norm now?

    Boise had all the hand signals in the Blount Punch game. I think oregon had 19 total yards
     
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  27. hood b. goode

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    Illegal videotaping?
    [​IMG]
     
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  28. Celemo

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    I remember Helfrich using sideline privacy screens in Tempe once
     
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  29. bro

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  30. ohbluefan

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    Coffee, black, no creamer and sugar like those softies in Columbus.
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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  32. OldazzNinjaman

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    Had left over thi food. They kind of skimped us on rice so I had to make some extra. Was pretty damn good. Y’all ever try laab from a thi place?
     
  33. Butthead

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    That's when they started the signs iirc. And it would be like a picture of Phil Mickelson to indicate that they were going on 2, because Phil always finished 2nd or someshit.

    Very high level football
     
  34. theseasonisover

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    IIRC Utah accused ASU of it, and Mike Leach actually got fined for going on a long rant about it. Todd Graham sucks so hard, on so many levels.
     
  35. laxjoe

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    Just shut the school down imo. Only acceptable solution at this point
     
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  36. b7

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    The audacity of the Xichgan fans to discuss lunch to cover up such heinous actions should be condemned by all.
     
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  37. Corch

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    Haha hell yeah
     
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  38. gowolverines8

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    these portnoy goodell clown shirts are going be epic
     
  39. repoocs

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    Has to be whole milk and steak, no? Certainly no nervous bird on the menu.
     
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  40. ohbluefan

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    Intermittent fasting limits my options :idk:
     
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  41. Redav

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    Coaches 100% use broadcasts/technology to steal signs. It's why they hold those big barriers up when signaling plays
     
  42. HotMic

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  43. ButchCassidy

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    I have no problem with sign stealing, but you can't go around videotaping the coaches to figure it out. Find another solution, dummies.

    Shut the program down, Pawl!
     
  44. Redav

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    I wonder how they got caught
     
  45. Gaknight

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    The school that produced Tom Brady is cheating?

    no way
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    They should've stuck to doing it allegedly legally and not crossed over into allegedly illegally
     
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  47. b7

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    if the posters on this internet message board continue to discuss their lunches as coverups we will never know.
     
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  48. Corch

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    This certainly calls all their wins in the last three years into question
     
  49. MG2

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    Warde Manuel found out and turned us in because he doesn't want to pay Harbaugh his extension.

    - a bunch of Michigan fans around the internet
     
  50. Redav

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    What did Michigan do to piss off the NCAA so bad?