Jay Cutler, You Romantic Son of a Gun

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  1. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Jay Cutler proposed in the most Jay Cutler way possible

    Why is Jay Cutler despised?
    Cutler was named to Forbes' list of the most disliked athletes in America yesterday. His company on that list includes Michael Vick, Metta World Peace, Manti Te'o, Tiger Woods, and Lance Armstrong.
    What has Cutler done to earn his place among the loathed? He's an above average quarterback and by most accounts, a decent guy who devotes substantial time to charity efforts.
    The answer, in short: He's engaged to one of the most hated reality show cast members of all time. Whom he proposed to via text message.
    As fiancée Kristin Cavallari of Hills fame told E! News:
    "It was so silly. I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, 'Oh, shall we get married?' We're like, 'Yeah, OK.' And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on."
    Cavallari's quote encompasses every microcosm of disdain that fans have for Cutler. He appears lazy, apathetic and underachieving. He just donnnn't carrrreee. He proposed to his pregnant girlfriend in a text message, and FedEx'd her the ring!
    To be fair, perhaps Cutler's knee was still too sore for him to kneel in front of her in person. And for what it's worth, Cavallari doesn't seem to be too bothered by it. She didn't even open the box for weeks! Come on – I've shown greater excitement over the arrival of a pair of shoes I ordered on eBay at 2 in the morning.
    Jay Cutler probably doesn't belong on a list with the likes of Vick and Armstrong. But he certainly isn't making a case for "most lovable."
     
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  2. jwpearl

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    this isn't even true
     
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  3. Jork

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  4. Clown Baby

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    Cutler. Cavallari. I like you. I like you too, dawg. Let's get married, man.
     
  5. Iron Mickey

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    I don't even remotely care what Cutler does on or off the field.
     
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  6. Iron Mickey

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    at a barbecue, this conversation occurred
     
  7. Jork

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    Even if it were

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  8. jwpearl

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    Yup

    Anything that got me with a woman as fucking hot as her would be fair game. I hate that I'm not as rich as Jay Cutler
     
  9. Gaknight

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    bad Post
     
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  10. beerleagueman

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    LC>Cavallari
     
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  11. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Fuck him. Kristen Cavallieri is so damn hot. You know she knows what she's doing in the sack too. I'm sure neither of them will have interests on the slide at all.
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

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    I think someone who has a newborn son should steal her breast milk and feed it to him to make a mediocre QB.
     
  13. Jork

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    Until what he does off the field has an impact on what he does on it, I could give a fuck less. If he fed exed her a dead baby, I could care less.
     
  14. Duck Smoker

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    This is the first time I've ever regretted the Broncos trading Cutler away.
     
  15. -Prime-

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  16. jwpearl

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    I'm going to don my shining white armor here because gat dam this story is stupid.

     
  17. beerleagueman

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    damn didn't think a jay cutler topic would strike a nerve
     
  18. RoyalShocker

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    No pictures of her in this thread the only reason I came in here you guys suck
     
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  19. Deckard

    Deckard what are you guys staring at im not a pole dancer
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    One day I hope to become so rich I can propose on a sticky note
     
  20. Houndster

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    When I grow I want to be just like Jay Cutler.
     
  21. RoyalShocker

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    What a fucking faggot your cousin is for bothering him for an autograph.
     
  22. Llama

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    I think you mean Jay Cutler's mom. Kristen Cavallari's milk would make your child into an insufferable cunt.
     
  23. Mr. Bean

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    I think it's weirder that they wouldn't see each other for months. What is she so busy doing that she can't see her fiancé, being a former reality tv personality?
     
  24. EdmondDantes

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  25. Irush

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    surprised the ring was received after he sent it out
     
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  27. skattles

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    yeah, THAT'S why we don't like cutler
     
  28. CK D Floppin

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  29. RoyalShocker

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    She's not looking so great in those pictures.
     
  30. Chipper>Jeter

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    Hope Jay Cutler gets AIDS after reading that. Fuck that guy.
     
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  35. soulfly

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    Should tell your cousin to stop being a retard and start pestering people that are actually worth a fuck for autographs.
     
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  37. skattles

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    always
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  38. Jay Jay Okocha

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    <3 Jay. Doesn't give a fuck about what the world thinks of him. I love the way people hate him because people expect celebrities to humour them.
     
  39. $P1

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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Was hoping that this was a bump to Let us Know Kristen is back on the market
     
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  41. dump

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  44. Talking Head

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    Kristin > LC
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    LC 4 lyfe.
     
  46. kslim

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    I mean I love both but cmon
     
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