Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    I did not expect Hader to be so bad
     
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    It’s quite befuddling
     
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    Fuuuuuuuck haha
     
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    yay, more good news

     
  8. Gallant Knight

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    Wow that would absolutely blow ass for him if he’s out for a year after being optioned. Would make like 90k a year rehabbing instead of 750k and not get a year of service time
     
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    Need a new cleanup hitter IMHO
     
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    They’ve gotta change something up
     
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    Bregman still at four should cost Espada his job.
     
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    Every day I tune in and every day I can’t believe they’re this bad
     
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    Imagine what could’ve been acquired for what we paid/gave up for Verlander/Hader/Montero/Abreu
     
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    All four of those were crane directives
     
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    I’m beginning to think the extension for glass lance was a crane directive, too
     
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    Not great Bob

     
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    Pedro Leon with another home run and walk today at aaa

    think he might have a chance to be a big leaguer
     
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    Their #1 pick from last year Bryce Stephen’s is on the minor league IL because of a shoulder

    tbh I don’t think he has much of a chance at all.
     
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    Luhnow would never make this sort of mistake
     
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    i don't think it's much more complicated than their starters are all injured.

    if theyd been able to run out

    verlander
    framber
    javier
    mccullers
    garcia
    urquidy

    they'd be at 500 or better rn i think
     
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    and the 8 blown saves is also pretty insane when they built the team around having an awesome bullpen. pretty sure none of us hated the hader signing at the time. i know i didn't
     
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    I didn't hate the signing...but also didn't think we needed to spend 20M on a closer at the time when we already had one of the better closers and Bryan Abreu on a cheap deal and hadn't signed any new middle relievers or re-signed Neris, Maton, or Stanek, as well as hadn't seriously pursued an actual CF or considered a depth SP.

    I also didn't hate the Abreu signing two years ago, but did hate the amount they gave him at age 36 (when he's likely a 2-3 years older than that) and the fact they gave Montero 3 years (when they'd only give Graveman 2) and also gave Montero insane money for a 6th or 7th inning guy.
     
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    the montero signing was terrible and i think everyone agreed with that

    i didn't hate the abreu signing when they made it, but there have been a bunch of advanced stats that have come out since then that show he was on the decline pretty substantially his last year or two in chicago
     
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    I would love to see what they saw in abreus numbers that made them think his decline would be any less harsh than yulis
     
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    i think crane and bagwell just said abreu is tight and he's available lets get him. really don't think it was more complicated than that
     
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    He chews redman and believes in the lord our god so we like him
     
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    So how’s the draft looking this year?
     
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    Great approach here guys

     
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    This is fun
     
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    The comeback starts now!! We just recorded our first extra base hit with a runner in scoring position!!
     
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    Someone give me their ideal lineup
     
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    Right now?

    Tuve
    Pena
    Tucker
    Diaz
    Alvarez
    Dubon
    Singleton
    Bregman
    Caratini
     
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    I like it
     
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    Bregman K!
     
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    Bases loaded 1 out. Best batters up. Nothing

     
  43. steamengine

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    It’ll be interesting to see who gives up the lead, I guess.
     
  44. slhorn

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    They just have to make it interesting every time.
     
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    I mean theoretically this should work right…