Help our girl **glimmer** get her top surgery - currently raised $6095

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Lip, Feb 8, 2024.

  1. Shinzon

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    This Tuesday is national pancake day. Might be some deals.
     
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  2. Eathan Edwards

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    Right there with you - this will be my forth set as a partial investor but I definitely paid entirely for first wife's and cannot claim there was a lack of ROI there.

    Edit: glimmer has always been awesome though so sure as hell a worthy one and hope she enjoys the fuck out of them.
     
  3. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    this got me good
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    TMB is a large, standoffish group of unfriendly people who support change and sometimes talk sports

    Send venmo info
     
  5. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    I vote this
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Chip is gone and glimmer gets new boobies. Great day to be alive. I probably don’t get a vote but I think glimmer should get the whole amount. I can’t imagine what she is going through (fuck insurance) and money shouldn’t be a hindrance to her becoming the woman she wants to to be (inside and out). The bravery she exhibits should be an example to us all.
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    When I opened Venmo last night, I saw $P1 sent this and laughed and went bigger

    Screenshot_20240209_165159_Venmo.jpg
     
  8. soulfly

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    I must be getting too old; can’t keep up with these euphemisms anymore.
     
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  9. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    crying again, thanks
     
  10. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    except he didn’t contribute so weird flex but okay
     
  11. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    oh snap

    edit: he did say “will be” so that is future predicate
     
  12. Eathan Edwards

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    If it gets to double I promise Glimmer will support the funding of another pair for someone that is worthy.
     
  13. Eathan Edwards

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    It's not a flex I am donating I've just been busy as shit.

    If I haven't donated by Monday call me the fuck out.
     
  14. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    okay Phillip Gallagher
     
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  15. fattus

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    What a great day.
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    glimmer has literally had an open invite to stay at my home for years whenever she wants to hit Weho for any reason and my cell number for anything she ever needs. Including when she was debating where to move.

    Spare me any aspect of he hasn't put in the money yet. You know damn well I will.
     
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  17. blind dog

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    you guys stop rn this is a happy thread i mean business, i'm sure it was just a timing thing
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

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    Touche - let's get back to tits and glimmer enjoying life......and a fresh new set.
     
  19. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    there will def be post-surgery updates on the donor board in case anyone wants to see how they turn out
     
  20. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Talk about increasing donations.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
  22. Irush

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    damn I just realized not only am I a donor to TMB I’m a donor to some titties

    pretty cool
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Possibly could be misconstrued
     
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  24. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    i wasn’t sure about it tbh, but mine are already on the board as is so i figure why not. but i may change my mind. i’m certainly not going to owe it to anyone
     
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Give the excess to Name P. Redacted so he can get a second butthole he’s always wanted imo
     
  26. Lip

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    Full transparency: we have $5,265.
    Amazing stuff

    glimmer did they give you a quote on the lipo if we want a more comprehensive target?
     
  27. Lip

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    Also, sorry glimmer but if you’re naming one or both of them after our top donors, your choices are Bruce Bowen and blind dog

    stand up gentleman; both of them
     
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  28. bigred77

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    We have to shoot for the lipo too
    I know I wouldn't like my titties to rub on my arms




    they probably already do. I'm just used to it
     
  29. Bruce Bowen

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  30. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    if you show I’ll look but mainly want you to tell me you named the right one blind dog (even if you are lying)
     
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  31. blind dog

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    now we have to crowd source $5 for @devine’s broke ass so he can join donor board
     
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  32. Irush

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    I’d rather die
     
  33. a.tramp

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    Both of these gentlemen have been in my house. I am an incubator of goodwill and generosity!
     
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  34. Shinzon

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    Random idea to use some of the extra funds. You could get a small TMB tattoo above one of them. And that could be known as The-MainBoob.
     
  35. blind dog

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    Bruce Bowen were you able to navigate the garage? Shit is tricky
     
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  36. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Most people don’t fall into the garage when trying to go out the front door @drunk dog
     
  37. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    All people. All people but 1. There, I corrected my statement.
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol what the fuck I assume this is a joke
     
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  39. Bruce Bowen

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    I don’t recall, I think a.tramp was trying to get me drunk on turning points and seduce me.
    He didnt need to get me drunk :deerstandnotkneel:
     
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  40. glimmer

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    soooooo the quote for that was $5.9k, 3.5 of which would be due before the surgery. i’ve figured i can budget 3 by the time everything is due. and i have a tattoo artist friend who wants to do a little fundraiser for me to help. so i think it’s reachable.

    as far as goals, i can’t begin to imagine asking for more, so i’ll let you decide what an end point is since you’re the one managing everything. and whatever that is, i’m so grateful
     
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  41. Shinzon

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    And a bad one apparently. One of those obvious things that you point out, and it either works or backfires. Not my first miss. I’ll take a lap.
     
  42. Lip

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    5.9 total? We’re already close to 5.3 right now
     
  43. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Venmo pls Lip
     
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  44. Tiffin

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    You're going to need post surgery after care prescriptions/ointments/balms. Plus some lingerie for your rocking new tits.
     
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  45. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    uhhhh yeah.gif
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    I've had two occasions of women caught in washing machines - it doesn't pan out as what we're taught.
     
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  47. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    no, an additional 5.9k sadly. wanting to be conservative with the cost of everything, i may not be able to swing it. and that’s fine honestly. it’s optional and really more for aesthetics than anything. while it would be ideal i’m perfectly fine just making sure i have enough money to help out post-op and we’ve already reached that point
     
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  48. blind dog

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    I’ll empty
    I had sex with a girl in Fayetteville once after she put herself in my best friend’s sister’s dryer and somehow bypassed the whatever

    she was tiny
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    I named my right nut "blind dog"
     
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  50. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    So do we have a new goal?