Halsey think about the kids (NSFW)

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  1. Corch

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  2. Corch

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    Someone call CPS
     
  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    New album produced by Trent Reznor? K I’ll be checking that out
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Man, the Watchmen Soundtrack ducking slapped.
     
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  8. Lip

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  9. Fusiontegra

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    The DaveGrohl hashtag got me.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    I'm sure it's a real bush, since tmb determined she was a bad parent
     
  11. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    :awshucks:
     
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  12. Gunners

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    Listened to album since I gawk at her nakedness. Idk, don't wanna say anything mean but enjoy what she's about way more than her music.
     
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  13. kinghill

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    hey something's gotta pull album sales
     
  14. DirtBall

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    What’s this ladies deal? Tits don’t look natural, hips to shoulders look like an ice box, tattoos seem misplaced, merken…yawn, thighs ehh…

    10/10. Would bang. Multiple times on Sunday’s if the lads would allow it.
     
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  15. Lip

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    I think she’ll be alright without your weird ass buying her album.
     
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  16. Lip

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    Fuck off my gf.

    The real answer is that’s her post pregnancy body tho
     
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  17. kinghill

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    pregnant bods are the best tho aren't they

    aw fuck why did I get that vasectomy
     
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  18. Lip

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    Cuz you’re old and dumb and the world is better off without more of your spawn in it?
     
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  19. kinghill

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    stop stalking me bro
     
  20. Lip

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    Give a nice home to a cat in need and you have yourself a deal.
     
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  21. BuckeyeRiot

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    AIP
     
  22. Degausser

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    It's really fucking good
     
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  23. CharlieKellyReturns

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    I have a breeding fetish. Not gonna lie.
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    You're a weird guy ace
     
  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    Getting bred all those times in federal pound me in the ass prison have you wanting to return the favor?
     
  26. CharlieKellyReturns

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    100%
     
  27. Tug

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    Does anyone happen to have access to a stream of the IMAX movie she released with this album?
     
  28. two

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  29. snowfx2

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  30. Daniel Ocean

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  32. Lip

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    Why isn’t any of this shit loading for me. I assume it’s tiktok or Insta?
     
  33. SugarShaun

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    Her latest IG post. You can tell she’s just an awful mother from it
     
  34. Shinzon

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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    Didn't I tell y'all this was a fashion trend in the damn wives/gfs thread :crossedarms:
     
  36. SugarShaun

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    Don’t know that I’ve ever been in that thread so :idk:

    Also that was just a joke making fun of the guy who said that about her
     
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  37. skiedfrillet

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    didn't she just have a kid?

    gaddam professional nutritionists and personal trainers are legit
     
  38. LuPoor

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    Why isn't she home with the kid though, that's her proper place
     
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  39. PAHokie

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    Also free time to workout.
     
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  41. Imurhuckleberry

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    That was my second thought when that pic came up.
     
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  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Those, uh…pants?, seem difficult to walk in.
     
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  43. 40wwttamgib

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    this reads as if it's a complaint
     
  44. Fusiontegra

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    I’m just concerned for a mother of children.
     
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  45. Boo MFer!

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  46. El Tiburon

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    Water or rat cum?
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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    I just hope there weren’t any young, single moms with a history of mental health issues in attendance—besides Halsey, of course.