Guy steals plane, threatening to crash it into a Tupelo Walmart

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  1. DeToxRox

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  2. DeToxRox

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  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    The fuck that Walmart do to him
     
  4. Boom TittyMilk

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    Well fuck that’s awful. Hopefully they talk him into landing the plane safely
     
  5. DeToxRox

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  6. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    hopefully he won't hit his target
     
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  7. DeToxRox

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    I guffawed
     
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  8. DeToxRox

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    This story may end in Tupelo, but I have to imagine it began in Pearl.
     
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  9. Gunners

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    seems a perfectly reasonable man, ts and ps

     
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  10. DeToxRox

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    fwiw
     
  11. PaulKemp

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    Brings to mind this crazy deal from a few years back

     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Story doesn’t end well for our thief
     
  13. Sir Phobos

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    is there a way to clear out the Walmart of people and then just say "do it, pussy"?
     
  14. DeToxRox

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    It sounds like they have been evacuating the area, so probably yeah.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Kind of a sad story imo
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    There’s a bunch of other businesses next to and around it
     
  17. dump

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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Thread icon should be Ole Miss for that area.
     
  19. El Tiburon

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    Hopefully one of them is a Hobby Lobby and we get 2 for 1.
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    No there isn’t. Restaurants, gas station and bunch of other stores. It’s a strip mall
     
  21. Barves2125

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    I wonder what it would take for the military to scramble some jets and get involved.
     
  22. racer

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    Tupelo Area Community College coaching search is heating up!
     
  23. PaulKemp

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    Absolutely. Really depressed guy takes one last joy ride with no intention of hurting anyone else and dances back and forth between explaining his motives and cracking jokes about learning to fly in GTA the whole time while doing barrel rolls

    The theft, erratic flying, and no confirmation whether it’s a pilot or just someone piloting made me think of it
     
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    lmao of course
     
  25. roggins

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    Shoot his ass down when he’s over non inhabitants areas.
     
  26. DeToxRox

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    No idea if this guy is legit but that Ashton guy was RT him
     
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  28. DeToxRox

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  29. JohnLocke

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    That's really unnerving I was in Tupelo all week for work and went to that Wal-mart
     
  30. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    im flying high over tupelo mississippi with americas hottest band

    and were all about to die
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    They likely already are/did. When the guy took the airplane in Seattle, the Oregon national guard scrambled two F15 jets and they made the flight from Portland to Seattle in like five minutes.
     
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    Crazy
     
  33. The Banks

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    At 1600 mph you can get places pretty quick.
     
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  34. blind dog

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    this looks like devine is trying to visit me & bertwing
     
  35. Bruce Wayne

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    Can't wait for the ATC recording to be posted
     
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  36. Name P. Redacted

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    People forget that
     
  37. Barves2125

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    That's what led me to my post. The Seattle guy stole a commercial jet so that was obviously going to get the military involved but would a plane this size warrant it? Perhaps we'll learn the answer as more info comes out.
     
  38. Handcuffed

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    this journalist can't pronounce Portland and it's obnoxious
     
  39. PaulKemp

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    “Poorland.” Also referenced the “far right of the screen” a few times
     
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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    I'd venture to say the sensitivity of the location more than the size of plane would determine the type of response in the air
     
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  41. bertwing

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    Never laughed harder than devine ‘s plane pulling a mid flight u-turn when he’s got a 30 min connection