general soccer lighthearted bullshit topic: where chums can chit-chat

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Taques, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. ChileanNole

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    p much Nani is gay
     
  2. broXcore

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    this is a post from our homeboard re: ochocinco and sporting kc

    i had to share it

     
  3. Jork

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    I've always thought about this. What if guys like Kobe and Randy Moss and Chris Johnson played the beautiful game? :ohgosh:

    We have no way of knowing if any of these guys would have good dribbling skills, crossing ability, etc. but there is no way any country has better athletes.

    :usasmug:
     
  4. three stacks

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    ugh
     
  5. tne

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    our best athletes would still suck and our team would be only marginally better than they are now
     
  6. broXcore

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    yeah i called him a borderline functional retard and left it at that
     
  7. Jork

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    wut
     
  8. Weedlord420

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    this shit again
     
  9. broXcore

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    yeah i didnt really want to spark this debate

    just wanted to make fun of the overall comment
     
  10. Jork

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    Didn't know that this was debated here before, but not surprised it has been. Didn't mean to open a :can:

    I would agree with both. Having better athletes would make a difference, but with shit coaches it probably wouldn't make as much of a difference as you'd think. I hadn't really thought about the coaching aspect before. It's a very good point and exposes a big flaw in my original thought on the topic.
     
  11. ChileanNole

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    If you think just having better athletes would make us immediately better then look at the African teams.
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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    Labron would be so good
     
  13. broXcore

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    can you imagine kobi at that level
     
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  14. ChileanNole

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    Senegal did not make a semi. No African team has reached that far. Africa had 5 teams in the World Cup at their continent and only one advanced passed the first round and should have lost immediately if not for Bradley's stupidity.
     
  15. Andy Reocho

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    so scary good
     
  16. Weedlord420

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    guys... adrian peterson
     
  17. Andy Reocho

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    Two words. Derrick. Rose.
     
  18. Wu

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    well we wouldn't have to worry about him using his hands and fumbling it
     
  19. Taques

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    guys

    peyton manning
     
  20. ChileanNole

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    Canada would jump to prominence with Steve Nash
     
  21. Weedlord420

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    uh steve nash is an elite athlete
     
  22. broXcore

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    also a yid
     
  23. Weedlord420

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  24. tne

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    while I dont think he is a :jew: , he is a definitely a supporter of their cause
     
  25. Weedlord420

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    there's no way hes got the jew blood
     
  26. tne

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  27. Weedlord420

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    narrow features are not the mark of the jew
     
  28. broXcore

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    yeah in this case yid = spurs fan
     
  29. tne

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    which along with

    reaffirms

     
  30. OopsPowSurprise

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    might as well be a yarmulke and an embroidered yellow star
     
  31. broXcore

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  32. OopsPowSurprise

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    I do hate the basketball/football/baseball players would be better soccer players argument so much though

    The amount of times I've heard the sentence "Tim Tebow would beast as a centerback" in Gainesville made me wanna vomit

    Clearly he is a leader and would be better off as a CDMand now i wait
     
  33. Weedlord420

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    so the statement that he is an elite athlete is not deemed irrefutably illogical
     
  34. OopsPowSurprise

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    look at the little line of text after the cdm comment, im not serious
     
  35. Jork

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    That trick doesn't really work unless you make the font just big enough to be able to tell its not just periods at the end of a sentence :twocents:
     
  36. OopsPowSurprise

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    :/

    point still stands
     
  37. Leeds Raider

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    I could tell it wasn't just periods...
     
  38. Jork

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    Just being an athlete doesn't mean shit. Yeah, they're big, fast and tall, but there is no way of knowing how that translates to soccer. Plus, the coaching in the US is garbage so they likely would have massive technical deficiencies.

    FWIW, I've heard Steve Nash talk about soccer a few times and got the impression that he would probably play that instead of hoops if he was good enough.

    He basically insinuated it in this article...

    http://www.nba.com/features/gq_nash_051202.html
     
  39. Wu

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    I wonder how Bo Jackson would've fared on the pitch
     
  40. Jork

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    Speed and strength in abundance but does he have the hips for the beautiful game?
     
  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    The whole "Best Athletes" argument is a tad ridiculous. We are already more athletically talented than most International teams out there.

    What people really mean is that if all of our athletes played soccer, we would be substantially better. It's a numbers game imo. The good news is, we have a big enough country and enough cash to be at least near the top without it being our #1 sport.
     
  42. Taques

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    steve nashs jewery sickens me
     
  43. broXcore

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    take that back
     
  44. Taques

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    so does bales
     
  45. tne

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    I have decided that futsal is more fun than all other forms of soccer
     
  46. three stacks

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    colombia just won the AMF futsal world cup :smug:
     
  47. broXcore

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    taques has upset me
     
  48. Andy Reocho

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    Shocking, I tell you.