Fucked around and found out

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  1. BayouMafia

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    my extensive research has shown that Tundras are not chud vehicles, they are socialist vehicles

    source: I have driven a Tundra for 12 years
     
  2. Sir Phobos

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    not particularly FAFO but where else would I post this idk.

    :siren::siren::siren::siren::siren: 100% NSFW AND QUITE FRANKLY DON'T VIEW THIS AROUND ANYONE ELSE YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO IN LIFE :siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

     
  3. $P1

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    Welp
     
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  4. Redav

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    Whatever it was is gone
     
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  5. $P1

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    Fight between two women...one ended up biting the other in the crotch.

    Photo after video was of incredibly visible bite marks around her pussy
     
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  6. AHebrewToo

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    You're not supposed to actually eat it, Brenda.
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    Feel like this applies upload_2024-4-10_18-25-15.jpeg
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    0% that's true, but it's funny to imagine if it was.
     
  10. Bert Handsome

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    Bag holders

     
  11. bigred77

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    I like how the bartender barely even reacts
     
  12. Sir Phobos

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  13. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I don't think helmet laws should exist. But if you don't wear helmet you have to register as an organ donor
     
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  14. Sir Phobos

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    huh. is this some "land of the free home of the brave you can't make me do anything" bullshit or do you have a real reason backed up with logic and factual evidence of why they shouldn't exist.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    why not?
     
  16. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Who cares. It's not my problem if they want to die.
     
  17. Lyrtch

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    now do seatbelts
     
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  18. Blu Tang Clan

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    Main difference there, IMO, is that seatbelts prevent (or lessen) people from becoming missiles that impact other drivers in a collision while helmets are mostly for the people wearing them. That said, wear a fucking helmet if you’re on a motorcycle or similar conveyance.
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    if you get into an accident that turns you into a weapon of mass destruction, a seat belt ain’t doing shit to help me or you
     
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  21. Sir Phobos

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    yay, let's continue to put more undue stress on our healthcare system by repealing very commonsense laws! live free or die, amirite?
     
  22. Blu Tang Clan

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    Not necessarily. A guy flying out of his car and into the road could cause an approaching car to swerve and get into an accident of their own, while a seatbelt could prevent that scenario.
     
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  23. skiedfrillet

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    speak for yourself, i would simply dodge the flying man-missile and avoid hitting any other vehicles in the process
     
  24. Blu Tang Clan

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    Skiedneo amirite?
     
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  25. $P1

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    All you have to do is wrap your arms around your head while you crash and you don't need a helmet

    Brace yourself against the dashboard and you don't need a seatbelt

    Jump right before the first floor if your elevator cable snaps

    This is all basic survival stuff that everyone should know
     
  26. Killy Me Please

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    Motorcyclist don't have seatbelts silly.
     
  27. bigred77

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    If everyone driving a car wore a helmet, the car crash survival rate would definitely go up
     
  28. Killy Me Please

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    But it isn't reckless to not wear one. That's the difference
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    well my kind friend that’s not the hypothetical scenario you set up that I answered. That is not as you said :

    I'm addressing me becoming a projectile not road kill.
     
  30. Blu Tang Clan

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    Projectiles usually become road kill. Don’t be weird.
     
  31. shawnoc

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    It we replaced the airbags in a car with knives, everyone would drive much more carefully.
    #housetvshow
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    first of all I’m just fucking with you. Secondly, I read your first post as the person not wearing a seat belt
    flies from their car through the other car’s windshield and killing somebody not landing in the road. You literally said a seat belt stops people from “becoming a missile” which I found funny.
     
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  33. dblplay1212

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    To be clear, you WANT them to die. You're on record as saying as much.
     
  34. Detlef Schrempf

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    How in the holy fuck do you remember things like this. That’s some message board rain man shit.
     
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  35. AptosDuck

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  36. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    It's almost impressive how dumb you are.

    That was about shithead dirt bike riders in the city that ran over a woman and killed her when she cracked her head on the sidewalk. They were running rampant. These scumbags would go the wrong way against traffic. Ride on sidewalks. Parks. They didn't care. They were out of control. And guarantee you when it gets warmer out they're going to be out there again doing the same shit

    So no I don't feel bad for them.

    And I don't feel bad for motorcyclists too stupid to scoff at wearing helmet.
     
  37. Lyrtch

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    Killy seems to have gotten told by a medical professional he's a narcissist and decided it's a permission structure to be even a bigger piece of shit.

    Not ideal
     
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  38. dblplay1212

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    No, you were rooting on a cop going across lanes to run over a scooter bc a person on a scooter had hit your mirror.

     
  39. Killy Me Please

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    They almost got themselves killed you fucking idiot. I'm sorry but why should the general public have to have a heart attack because degenerate morons driving illegal scooters and motorcycles feel the need to drive recklessly. I should be so compassionate to people trying to kill themselves and not caring that someone could get injured trying to avoid their stupidity
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    They didn't almost kill themselves, a psycho cop trying to run them off the road almost killed them. And you cheered it on.
     
  41. Killy Me Please

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    I'm honestly worried how dumb you are. You brought up my anecdote about dirt bikes. Which has nothing to do with the NYPD video incident. If you can't stick to the argument you're rehashing just please shut the fuck up.
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    I literally have posted your follow up to the cop tweet, nothing more. You're the one spinning it to something else. Like it's right there, you can read it line by line. You're lashing out is pretty sad tbh.
     
  43. Killy Me Please

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    No it's because you're incompetent and babbling like a moron.
     
  44. dblplay1212

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    Not sure why you're struggling to keep up and therefore lashing out but here I'll help you out again. You saw a cop cross lanes multiple times to run a scooter off the road and your reaction was "fuck them scooters, they deserve to die."

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  45. nexus

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    I fucked around by opening this thread and this page was my finding out
     
  46. -Asshole-

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    Right there with you brutha