her uncle is here for Christmas. I have likely not mentioned but he’s exactly like my FIL but he drinks and doesn’t have kids and isn’t into trains, but is into the Grateful Dead he somehow found a bunch of coins from all over the world and decided we would like them because he knows we like to travel. I opened them up and started looking at them me: this is a Lira, this is a Franc, don’t see these anymore… here’s Argentina, here’s Canada, here’s… uncle: what is it? me: it’s uhhhh wife: tell us already me: this is a Chuck E. Cheese token
The sovereign state of Chuck E. Cheese and it's currency has been in decline since the late nineties. The combined inflation of video/arcade game prices and animatronic technology cost upgrades means that it's probably not worth much these days.
her uncle lives on a golf course and just told me he likes to throw balls into the fairway when they’re hit into his yard. what a bro
I have had basically 0 experience with the good and noble midwesterner irl. I realized how crazy that is as I typed it out.
I wish I had a FIL like that. Mine is a Notre Dame/Colts fan, he's just fatalistic and miserable about football most of the time.