*** EPL 2023-2024: Calling 5-0 to hold the boys in blue accountable

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  1. Wu

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  2. BleedinGreen

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    Felix is gone gone.

    They signed Nicholas Jackson who is a winger turned striker that has some great underlying stats in La Liga but a tiny sample size. Rumors of Vahalovic which would be terrible.
     
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    you don't like Dusan? Or you don't like Dusan for chelsea?
     
  4. BleedinGreen

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    I can’t claim to have watched him intently but all the stats guys are WAY down on him and the scouting guys guys don't think he’s much better. He’s the physical profile I think Chelsea want but does zero pressing or any other defensive work, zero passing, and while an OK amount of shots and xG, you’d want more from a focal 9 for the prices quoted.

    I think most chelsea supporters would prefer to roll the dice with some combination of Sterling, Nkuku, Broja, and Jackson than sign another 60+ million flop but that might just be me.
     
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  5. Gallant Knight

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    i think most non chelsea supporters also hope that you roll with some combination of that.
     
  6. visa

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    Nkuku
     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    Newcastles training center looks like a council estate
     
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    You should google what it looked like inside and out two years ago. They did renovations to the interior and made massive improvements.
     

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  9. Andy Reocho

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  10. TheFreak55

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  11. TheFreak55

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    This is heartbreaking and hope he gets back to the PL if its what he wants to

    Probably not the time to say it but G Nev's work on the Overlap interviews are usually really good
     
  12. TheSkeeter

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    I’m confident he’ll get the help he needs from Everton’s side. We fuck up a lot of things, but it’s pretty wild how many players have opened up about their mental health struggles while at Everton. Which means we either break them down so far they have to come out or the team has developed a safe enough space that players feel like than can talk about it safely. With the work Everton does specifically in the mental health space, I hope it’s the latter.
     
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  13. Dick Dollars

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    Don’t hire that cunt Mourinho
     
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  14. PeterGriffin

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    I humbly request that GK stops putting his thumb on the scales, thanks in advance.
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  15. elfrid

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    end of an era. always liked the early 2000s ball for nostalgia reasons imo



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  16. TheFreak55

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    puma? puma? thats gross...
     
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  17. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yeah, fuck that.
     
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  18. Andy Reocho

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  19. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  20. TheFreak55

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    poverty league nonsense
     
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  21. Quick

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    Luton gonna play 38 away matches
     
  22. TheFreak55

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    We're within a month lads
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  23. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Holy shit. That’s wild. I feel like the new season is still 3 months away. :laugh:
     
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  24. TheFreak55

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    feels like it ended yesterday
     
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  25. construxboy

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    The trick is to bottle the title. Ends the season much earlier leading to a longer off season.
     
  26. PeterGriffin

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    The drama queen is gone, god bless us all
     
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  27. TheFreak55

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  28. NineteenNine

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    gross.
     
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  29. PeterGriffin

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    I’ll give it a go based on this season’s standings

    AFC Bournemouth - Zabarnyi (Slava Ukraïni!)
    Arsenal - Øde
    Aston Villa - Emi Martinez
    Brentford - Raya
    Brighton - Mitoma
    Burnley - idk, Zaroury
     
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  30. AUShyGuy

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    The bottom 14 would be more fun
     
  31. TheFreak55

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  32. SugarShaun

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    Chelsea - Nkunku
    Liverpool - Szoboszlai
    Man United - Rashford
    Man City - Depends on the day. Today I’ll go Aké
    Newcastle - ASM
     
  33. bwi2

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    Why are Chelsea included in that list
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    City grealish
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    *must have a European cup to qualify for my top 6
     
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  35. AUShyGuy

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    7) Villa - Ramsey
    8) Spurs - Richarlison:roll:
    9) Brentford - Toney
    10) Fulham - Palhinha
    11) Palace - Eze
    12) Chelsea - Todd
    13) Wolves - Neves
    14) West Ham - Rice :awesomeface::rain:
    15) Bournemouth - Solanke I guess but even after looking up the squad I don’t know anyone
    16) Forest - Gibbs-White i guess, see above
    17) Everton - Iwobi
    18) Leicester - Barnes
    19) Leeds - Adams
    20) Southampton - Lavia
     
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  36. elfrid

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    broked it

     
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  38. TheFreak55

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    Chelsea we'd like to offer you a slightly used Slabhead...
     
  39. TheFreak55

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    Man, Adidas doesn't give Ramsdale a different training top? Smh
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  40. Voodoo

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  41. NineteenNine

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    ‘ELLO GUVNOR!
     
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  43. zeberdee

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  45. NineteenNine

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  46. Gallant Knight

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    Would respect it if he was wearing boots tbh
     
  47. Gallant Knight

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    Of either the cowboy or football variety
     
  48. Jorts

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    More of an Auston Trusty guy
     
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