Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

Ah, I see it's Harry's turn this week.

 

This just in: hot chick has her pick of men. More at 11!

 

Arry pretending to be gender fluid then banging the hottest woman in the world. 5d chess.

 

Harry method

He’s
Always
Really
Really
hornY

 

most wives would be calling dibs, too.

 

I'd be telling pretty much everyone I knew if Ethan pulled that off. Framed photo in the living room etc

Also jealous as hell about it

 

Please bang her for tmb

 

I’ll bang you for TMB

 

I mean, if you must then I won’t resist

 

I’ll snag a Bota Box and a sushi roll from rousses otw over

 

Someone cheated on that

 

she does not miss

 

tale as old as time

 

Pussy stays undefeated…

Until someone is sick of dealing with her shit?

 

Woman has got to be instant viagra

 

Come on guys that's somebody's mother

Spoiler

 

I'm just now noticing this, but it appears pregnancy or "old age" fixed the weird bellybutton thing. YESSSSS

 

She trying to eat him? Suck his soul out of his body?

 

She’s a dementor

 

She can succubus me any time

 

she's not a real person. She can't be.

 

Same, bro...same

 

the tits out clothes are a wonderful choice

 

i approve her outfit choices.

 

See through whale tail bringing back the late 90s, early 2000s with a twist

 

not her doing. there was a relatively famous "artist" who's art was them blowing up peoples Instagram posts with their comment below the photo. they hung that art at an exhibit in NYC and people were buying them for ~80k a pop. I think he gave one to her.

 

I'm pretty sure there is some story behind this. Maybe a lawsuit or another artist or something like that.

 

me waiting until this thread has its boothpaste moment…

 

So through some light let us call it 'observation' I was able to figure out her address. Sent her an Oral B iO Series 10 toothbrush and think I might have a shot of hooking up with her. I will keep the thread updated.

 

avatar is perfect for this post

 

My new opening line for her would be that she should get this selfie photograph with the Insta behind her framed and mounted on the wall in her bedroom.

And by the way, speaking of mounting

 

What's the deal with people who sleep in socks? It can be 60 degrees inside and my feet still get hot

 

Those photographers are having the time of their life

 

She’s so cool

 

So edgy