Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. Nole96SC

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    Please tell me the internet is roasting him about Eddie fucking his wife.
     
  2. HotMic

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  3. Jax Teller

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    You must be part of his "army"
     
  4. kslim

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    this fucking idiot just compared peytons retirement speech to lou gehrigs
     
  5. IvanTheTerrible

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    Saturday night we met up with a buddy and his wife at a bar after dinner. There were only a handful of people there, and some really short dude started hitting on my buddy's wife when she walked up to get another drink. He asked "what are you doing later?" She responded, "going home with my husband," and pointed at my buddy. The dude drunkenly stumbled over and said "sorry, man. Hey, do you read Clay Travis?" My buddy said "not if I don't have to" and turned back to us to continue the conversation.
     
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  7. UncleJesse

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  8. BrickTamland

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    Man, that word filter is a hoot.
     
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  9. fsugrad99

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    Didn't Clay say, like, six months ago that FS1 would pass ESPN in ratings in five years?
     
  10. BrickTamland

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    "Bro, do you even read Clay Travis?"

    May need to work that into my repertoire.
     
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  11. Magneto

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    Fox Sports is like the woman who keeps finding abusive partners. In the late 90's-early 00's they bought out a bunch of regional sports networks and hired a bunch of B-LIST ESPN personalities and openly claimed they'd dethrone ESPN quickly. They failed miserably and got their teeth kicked in.

    Fast forward 10 years, and they do the same thing in hiring B to C list personalities, start proclaiming they'll dethrone ESPN and are now looking at bankruptcy.

    Can't wait to see NewsCorp's strategy in 2025.
     
  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    But they have Charissa T. doing this...
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  13. wes tegg

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    Obviously, it was UncleJesse at the bar.
     
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  14. Fecta23

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    He is a douche about it, but everything in that article is spot on.
     
  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    its amazing to me that Fox Sports pays this guy to host his own personal blog and fake radio show

    Just looking at his twitter...It appears that his show is just a Periscope when he randomly decides to pop-up and go on ramblings about whatever he wants to talk about. Seems like he is obsessed with politics at the moment.

    He literally gets paid to talk to himself about whatever it is he wants.
     
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  16. Tobias

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    he stole the live press conference shtick from pres
     
  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    when they had him on the casting couch for the super bowl they grilled him on it

    but his "show" is different from his emergency press conferences.
     
  18. Fran Tarkenton

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    I was listening to a Will Leitch podcast the other week and it was p funny hearing him talk about Clay Travis' time at deadspin
     
  19. fsugrad99

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    Do share
     
  20. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    which episode? i'd like to listen to that
     
  21. IvanTheTerrible

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    So did Eddie George or Clay pay for those?
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  22. Tobias

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  23. Moxin24

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  24. fsugrad99

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    Wow, Clay Travis is shitty
     
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  25. IvanTheTerrible

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    Meh...the fact Clay got this mom to read his "mean tweets" is comical.

    I really wish she would have read the one about Eddie George fucking his wife repeatedly.
     
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  26. Pelican

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    Close
     
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  28. duc15

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    for those not watching, Cleveland is up 22 at half.
     
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  30. UncleJesse

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    God I just hate him so much.
     
  31. IvanTheTerrible

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    Travis,Bayless & Cowherd all in the same room as you. Who do you shoot first?
     
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  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    Whitlock, then Travis.
     
  33. Celemo

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    Myself
     
  34. Magneto

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    Ideally I line them up and see how many one bullet can take out.
     
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  35. Tobias

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    i curve the bullet like in my favorite james mcavoy film, wanted
     
  36. UncleJesse

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  39. Pelican

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    Omg where did these surface?
     
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  41. Magneto

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    Holy fuck he would have been beaten up by teachers at my HS.
     
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  42. Tobias

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    no he wouldnt have
     
  43. Magneto

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    I don't think it's out of the world of possibility, especially if he was even a 10th as douchey then.
     
  44. IvanTheTerrible

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  45. UncleJesse

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    We should all just be lucky he didn't shoot up a school. Dylan Klebold looking motherfucker.
     
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  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    I hope someone has tweeted this at him.
     
  47. UncleJesse

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    I would but the Eddie George tweets got me blocked from him and Matt Leinert.
     
  48. southlick

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    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis May 18
    Okay, just took the over 222 too. That and OKC +8.5 and 9 is play tonight. Let's go!

    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis May 18
    1-4 in last five bets. Only way out of a slump? Keep gunning.

    Ron Mexico ‏@SirJuanMac May 18
    @ClayTravis quickest way out of a hole is to keep digging

    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis May 18
    People run away so fast I'm screenshotting them in advance now.

    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis May 18
    My man in the leather jacket deleted his Tweet immediately. But not before I took his picture. 8 ball!
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    Lauren Joffe ‏@thespinzone May 18Los Angeles, CA
    @ClayTravis um.... Is that Peter North?

    Vorton J. Maxwell ‏@vortmax79 May 18
    @ClayTravis lmao that's Peter North

    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis May 18
    @thespinzone @bromalley5 Wow, VHS porn. Impressive recall.

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    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis 4h4 hours ago
    First two legs of the blood bank guarantee tonight. I gave you Cavs -5 and over 101. Now at Cavs -6 and over 103.5. Get rich.

    Eli‏@brand25man
    @ClayTravis you nervous about blood bank guarantee?

    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravis 1h1 hour ago
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    Nah. Cavs second half massacre of Raptors coming.
     
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  49. Tobias

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    i honestly am rooting for him to die