CFB Hot Takes for the Upcoming Season

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    Post your spiciest takes for the upcoming season. And not something lame like Alabama will go 9-3 or a Texas A&M student athlete will be caught fucking a goat.

    I have two:

    Rice is going to beat Texas in week 1; and

    Iowa will average 28 points per game
     
  2. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Nebraska will win 3 games this season! One of them will be either Iowa or Wisconsin.
     
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  3. Jimmy the Saint

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  4. SLEEPY

    SLEEPY Well-Known Member
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    UM loses JJ to injury and goes 9-3 with losses to MSU, OSU and PSU.
     
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  5. ClemPson

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    Bobby Petrino and Jimbo Fisher get into a fist fight on the sideline in week 3 when they are down by double digits at halftime to Louisiana Monroe.
     
  6. Saul Shabazz

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    people will say mean stuff to us FSU fans
     
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  7. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    also Famu beats Usf in week 2
     
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  8. Dan Kendra

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    Rumor and innuendo had Jimbo at 1-0 with his last bout over Chuck “The Chest” Amato in 2009.
     
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  9. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    The fan he tried to fight in 2017 was a no contest.
     
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  10. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    The Pac-12 is discussed as the 2nd best conference in football this year
     
  11. Saul Shabazz

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    Bob had that bitch in the cross-face chicken wing
     
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  12. beist

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    A team that has not won a title in the CFP era will win it all this year.
     
  13. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Quick glance I see the list being. You see anyone else?

    Michigan
    USC
    FSU
    Tennessee
    ND
    Oregon
    Penn State
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    Lol Michigan and Penn state
     
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  15. theseasonisover

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    A Pac 12 school will make the CFP.
     
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  16. Taques

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    texas tech v kansas state for the big 12 championship game
     
  17. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Southern Miss upsets FL State, but gets drummed by MS State

    . We going to get drummed by both, but homer pick
     
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  18. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    if Texas cant make it this year then lol
     
  19. Tiffin

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    Tommy Rees wins the Broyles Award.
     
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  20. duc15

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    DJ U shows it was a Dabo problem and has a huge year
     
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  21. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    UGA will finally silence the disrespect and doubt.
     
  22. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Arkansas will disappoint once again
     
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  23. oknole

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    FSU signs massive network deal with Al Jazeera and goes independent.
     
  24. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    joe milton looks slightly better than cade mcnamara in the battle of ex-michigan qb starters
     
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  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  26. Eric The Viking

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    Texas A&M wins the SEC West
     
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  27. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Man this would provide great content
     
  28. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    This is why I always respect the work that stunt people do

    Y’all are the real heroes
     
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  29. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    This will be the craziest year since 2007
     
  30. K-slim3

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    Kstate
     
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  31. Eric The Viking

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    This very well could be true. So many new starters at QB for major schools.
     
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  32. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I've been preaching this all off season :respek:
     
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  33. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Did JT Daniels learn how to throw or something
     
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  34. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Cade straight up beat him out at UM. this isn't crazy talk. If Milton learns not every pass needs to be a 119 MPH fastball...
     
  35. Shiggityshwo

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    I'll believe it when I see it...
     
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  36. Gallant Knight

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    texas doesn't have any good players
     
  37. DrTomOsbourne

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    Who is this years TCU?
     
  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    and Cade ended up at Iowa and Milton will lead a top 5 offense this year
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    wps
     
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  40. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    there's the hot take I opened this thread for
     
  41. Hank Scorpio

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    Graham Mertz ends up being average and not the worst QB in the SEC.
     
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  42. nexus

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    we’re only including major conference options
     
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  43. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Sorry about that. He really was pretty good for us
     
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  44. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    There isn't one
     
  45. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    we can get real crazy and say OSU will play in the pac-12 championships game
     
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  46. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Someone in the B1G other than Ohio st or michigan will win more than 7 games
     
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  47. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    for the record i was being sarcastic. cade is going to get killed under brian ferentz

    But i want to see both do well
     
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  48. DrTomOsbourne

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    Not making it all the way, but a team that comes out of nowhere and has a great year.
     
  49. bro

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    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2022-team-offense.html

    you are right, it would be crazy for a team who had the top offense in 2022 and is ranked in the preseason top 10 to have another elite offensive season.


    Hendon Hooker was also a cast off QB and ended up a Heisman candidate. Same will likely happen for Milton. His bowl game against Clemson gave me the glimpse I needed to know he will have a big year.
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only 2 (total) B1G/SEC teams make the 4 team playoff :warn: