Cardinals fire OL coach Sean Kugler

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  1. Brocktoon

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    May be wondering why this is thread worthy?

    Rumors are he took a detour on the way to their game in Mexico City and spent Saturday night at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana and got in trouble for doing too much cocaine and causing a scene.

    For those that aren't familiar, Hong Kong is the greatest place in the world one of the largest brothels in the world and it would take a staggering amount of cocaine use to even be noticed in that place, let alone get kicked out for it.
     
  2. texasraider

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  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tijuana is a 30 hour car drive to Mexico City. Are we sure this is real?
     
  4. wes tegg

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    Tijuana is 1500 miles from CDMX. That’s like taking a detour through Las Vegas on your way to Vancouver.
     
  5. bertwing

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    Maybe he drove a really fast car
     
  6. Irush

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    Canceled for partying

    The libs have gone too far
     
  7. BudKilmer

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    I was headed to Chicago from Atlanta but took a detour to Phoenix
     
  8. jokewood

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    I respect his dedication to whores and cocaine.
     
  9. Brocktoon

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    1 hour flight from Phoenix to San Diego and 3 hours from Tijuana to Mexico City
     
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  10. BayouMafia

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    I’d like to be the first to point out that the logistics of this diversion make this story highly questionable
     
  11. $P1

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    Funcie is the Tijuana of East Central Indiana, so I get the appeal
     
  12. Bruce Wayne

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    Sorry for partying
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    That’s not so much a detour as just a new trip.
     
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  14. snowfx2

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    The TJ airport is right on the border. Can park on the U.S side and go through customs.

    Many Southern Californians do this if traveling to Cancun, Cabo, Mexico City, etc because the flights are much cheaper.
     
  15. Brocktoon

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    Basically instead of flying from Detroit directly to Miami, he hopped on a quick flight to Chicago for the night then left from there.
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    He’s an NFL coach flying for work. He’s not concerned about the airfare.
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    isn’t Tijuana the most dangerous city in the World? Not worth it to save a couple bucks.
     
  19. bertwing

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    Probably Juarez

    edit: I guess Tijuana is at the top too
     
  20. ~ taylor ~

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    You morons immediately thought he drove? Do you think the Cardinals drove to Mexico City for their game?
     
  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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  22. Chipper>Jeter

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    So taking a plane to detour to do some blow and hookers isn't a big deal for a guy like that, Im gonna believe he hoped on a puddle jumper first because this story would be awesome if true.
     
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  23. Brocktoon

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    Tell us you've never been to Hong Kong Club without actually saying you've never been to Hong Kong
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I assumed they all carpooled.
     
  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    is this an AMA thread?
     
  26. Tman12

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    I just want the story to be true. I don't care how he got to TJ.
     
  27. IvanTheTerrible

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    Are we sure Kliff wasn't just jealous that he didn't receive an invite?
     
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  28. spagett

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    Having a cocaine addiction seems like a prerequisite to work with Kliff
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    I hope this makes the hard knocks
     
  30. TrustyPatches

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    If I were a world famous coach of athletes I’d probably have a cocaine and hooker problem.

    Lucky for me I’m only famous for being an Internet contrarian and the cocaine in Mobile sucks
     
  31. Brocktoon

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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    If his name was Rod he’d have gotten away with it since it would have been expected.
     
  33. Duck Smoker

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    How much cocaine does the Cardinals employee handbook say is allowed?
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    3 eight balls but it’s gotta be stateside.
     
  35. Brocktoon

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    Do we have a possible Craig James situation?



    don't think any of this is true but following reddit keep making stuff up is pretty fun
     
  36. Killy Me Please

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    Apparently the team bus came back with no rims.
     
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  37. Killy Me Please

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    Not sure if this qualifies to lose your job in the NFL. He probably did something worse.
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  39. Imurhuckleberry

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    They are a poverty franchise so not completely unlikely.
     
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  40. jokewood

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    Hundreds of women were murdered in Juarez when Kugler was at UTEP. :warn:
     
  41. hood b. goode

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  42. Doc Louis

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    not without a booster seat so Kyler could see over the dashboard.
     
  43. DuffandMuff

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    I’ve had a few friends make a late night run over the border to Hong Kong. Unfortunately I’ve only ever seen it in daylight.

    Fun fact: Hong Kong is a 10 minute walk from the restaurant where the Caesar salad was invented.
     
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  44. Fuck this

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    makes you think about what’s truly in the original creamy dressing :windsy:
     
  45. yaywaffles

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    cowards
     
  46. RalfBully

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    hard knocks got footage?!
     
  47. Chipper>Jeter

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    What the fuck Arizona

     
  48. wes tegg

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    The reports are that this was an incident in Mexico City, which makes a fuckton more sense than him being on the other side of the country.
     
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