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  1. DirtBall

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    Are those carrots or hot dogs in there?
     
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    deconstructed shepherds pie, very classy
     
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    What a carnival atmosphere
     
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  8. Constant

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    None of thosr guys are uglier than Larry Bird.
     
  9. snowfx2

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    Bird might as well been prime Brad Pitt compared to this…






     
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  10. Kent Pavelka

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  11. WhiskeyDelta

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    Too bloody hot mate, and my little portable a/c is fucking broken. Slept in the guest room last night (it’s on a lower floor so less hot) with a fan pointed directly at my taint.
     
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  12. ARSENAL

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    Serious question. Does Britain not do the window unit air conditioners?
     
  13. WhiskeyDelta

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    Not really no, and the windows open the wrong direction; they open like a door instead of an up-and-down sliding American window.
     
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    I watch a couple different racing streamers that are UK based from time to time and every one always complains in the summer about how hot their house is. It's a consistent thing.

    I understand that it may have not been needed back in the day but shits changed. Why tf don't you all just get fucking A/C? My god it's not rocket science
     
  15. GoodForAnother

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    for the same reason people in the PNW and the upper Midwest don’t, it’s not worth the investment to be used a few days a year
     
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  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    1) because it's really only two weeks a year you really need it outside of maybe London where it's usually hotter
    2) as I posted above, the windows here don't work with the in-window type you see in the states, central air isn't a thing here (pretty much universally but especially in old houses), and people are either unwilling to cut a hole in their wall to get a room unit, renting and so the landlord sure as shit won't, or if the house was built before 2000, likely have asbestos in the house and so have to pay through the nose to get it done safely.
    3) as I stated, I have one but it is broken
     
  17. WhiskeyDelta

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    Adding 4) the heat wouldn't be as much of a problem but because the UK is less a "country" and more a way for oligarchs to maximize profit at the expense of the masses with no ramifications, houses are built cheap as shit, often not up to code, and insulation is often half assed or skipped entirely because you can't see it and by the time people realize it, the company who built it has gone out of business and a COMPLETELY NEW company who just happens to employ all the same people but is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT has taken it's place, so there's no legal avenue for compensation. See my post in 5 months about winter heating cost
     
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  18. GoodForAnother

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    you’re just like us fr
     
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  19. WhiskeyDelta

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    Questionable Pub Names I’ve Seen This Week:

    The Jew’s House in Lincoln

    The Black Boy in Winchester
     
  20. Taffy

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  21. WhiskeyDelta

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    Taffy i just discovered the song Yma o Hyd and I am in fucking bits right now. Specifically the Dafydd Iwan version at Wales v Austria.
     
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  22. Taffy

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    With English subtitles, I assume?
    What led you to that video? It's definitely one to make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.
    Yma o hyd!
     
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  23. WhiskeyDelta

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    I’m watching Welcome to Wrexham and they mentioned it so I looked up the full version.
     
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  24. Shinzon

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  25. WhiskeyDelta

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    I mean this is 100% true but it’s also a country with a proud history of leaders and rulers who were openly banging children and no one cared.

    That said, now the Daily Mail can destroy any politicians career by writing a completely unsubstantiated hit piece calling someone a paedo antisemite and everyone will nod sagely and say “yup I always suspected that”.
     
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    Last night I encountered a true “British holiday destination” novelty of being told a place is “fully booked” in a totally empty restaurant.
     
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    I’d hang out with him.
     
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  29. VaxRule

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    I’d need someone to invent real life subtitles though.
     
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    Lol when they pan over and it's a 5th grader that's got them all salty killed me
     
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  36. Dick Dollars

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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    Is he being a dick just to be a dick?
     
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  38. fuxstockings

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    To the Hague
     
  39. WillySaliba

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    No he’s teaching them a lesson.
     
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  40. GoodForAnother

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    tough but fair
     
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  41. timo

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    I had a guy completely blow his top at me for just coming to complete stops and going the speed limit in a residential neighborhood the other day.

    #justdoingmypart #havethatyecunts
     
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  42. timo

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    tath said, the rest of that guy's twitter feed.... it's a bit shit...
     
  43. Dick Dollars

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    That’s Brits for ye
     
  44. WhiskeyDelta

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    Yall are stuck with me a bit longer