Brian Kelly to LSU with his faaaaaamily

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  1. laxjoe

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  2. Beeds07

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    This is basically like when Nelly Furtado went from Im Like a Bird to Promiscuous but somehow way less cool.

    Google it you children, it’s a great pull.
     
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  3. NilesIrish

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    That tonal shift did some great things for my college relationship.
     
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  5. nexus

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    should have also asked Mulkey to call plays in the red zone lmbo
     
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    Maybe promote her to DC?
     
  8. Killy Me Please

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    LSU still has an easy schedule. Kinda expect them to roll and choke in the playoffs
     
  9. blind dog

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    Another L coming week 4
     
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  11. IrishLAX2

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    Serious narcissistic behavior
     
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  12. Bert Handsome

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    Feel like not getting it up would be the better analogy

    In the premature ejaculation version of this LSU still gets laid which is overstating their success here
     
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  13. southlick

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  14. Saul Shabazz

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    "IF HE SWEET EAT EAT!!!"
     
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  16. Volholic16

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    Seems like he's figuring out he'll get less kid glove treatment from LSU media and folks than he did at Notre Dame.
     
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  17. laxjoe

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    The full quotes are *slightly* more reasonable and nuanced than the tweet, but the main point remains the same and it’s just so strange. Just own up to it. “I got caught up in the moment and said it when speaking to our great fans. Turns out I was wrong and they beat the heck out of us” and move on.

    By denying it in any way, he just makes it a story.
     
    #2217 laxjoe, Sep 7, 2023
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  18. theregionsitter

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    ND media is incredibly controlled by the university, they pretty much have to ask for permission on everything
     
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  19. IHHH

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    He likes to control everything, it won’t happen down there.
     
  20. teel

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  21. Nostradumass

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    That man is painfully unfunny.

    He's the kind of unfunny that can only come from a miserable person.
     
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  22. electronic

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    Oh shit, Barstool does it again. Fuckkkkk.

    I almost missed the joke since it’s so meta. In case there are other non stoolies here (who don’t understand real humor), the tweet is epic because Brian Kelly actually didn’t crush it.

    Can’t wait to see what those guys come up with next. Big Cat!
     
  23. Truman

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  24. teel

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    What a fucking weirdo this guy is
     
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  25. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Barstool eats shit.
     
  26. The Milkman

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    Maybe it’s time to take a breather
     
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  27. Beeds07

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    For not liking Barstool?

    Ewwww
     
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    I still don’t know what meta means
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, barstool sucks but this is just kinda dumb. You don't have to respond to every barstool post
     
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  30. Butthead

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    Did he mean Columbia like the clothing brand?
     
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  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    Still posting Barstool content and it's almost 2024

    We've come so far as a board
     
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  32. ramszoolander

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    It's what they call Facebook nowadays.
     
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  33. gritzy

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    the best jokes are the ones that must be identified as jokes
     
  34. Reebok

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    Big Cat is pretty much his own brand at this point, and Kelly really has that Meatball energy.
     
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  35. UncleJesse

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  36. Bert Handsome

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    For the record, barstool blows

    ...but in this case BigCat isn't saying anything other than sharing Brian Kelly looking like a jackass. So that's fine here
     
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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    as everyone should. Kelly sucks.
     
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  38. Saul Shabazz

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    that's not a joke, brian, it's just dumb
     
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    It's a shame they don't play South Carolina so he could reuse this gem
     
  40. ned's head

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  41. CUgator

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    Seems less than ideal.
     
  42. PSU12

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    Nate Oats would have this kid back in competition tomorrow
     
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  43. BayouMafia

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    in his defense there are kids somewhere who grew up without air conditioning
     
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  44. IvanTheTerrible

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    It's unfortunate in all aspects. Going back home during the offseason is a dangerous cocktail for some guys, especially with the mixture of NIL $$$.

    This is yet another case of gun violence in America, where people who shouldn't have guns do something that could forever change their course in life.
     
  45. IHHH

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    What did he do exactly?
     
  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    That's still pretty unknown. From the loose information I've heard, a disagreement took place within a group of folks, and someone pulled a gun.
     
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  47. 40wwttamgib

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    BK has quite the track record
     
  48. Bert Handsome

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    Is Brian Kelly and Butch Jones going on the Invite list for the Kelce/Swift wedding whenever that goes down?
     
  49. bigjrock

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    Damnit. Beat me to it.


    Also...something about selling an Xbox.
     
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  50. NilesIrish

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    BK shopping down a different aisle.
     
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