batwing's TMB keeper league

Discussion in 'Video Game and Fantasy Football Board' started by batwing, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. I <3 bama cock

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    My English is a little off, but if faggot means "inevitable fantasy champion" then yes, I am a huge faggot.
     
  2. bertwing

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    Who won last year?

    :mulletsmug:
     
  3. I <3 bama cock

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    Are we going to make it interesting again this year?

    And the fact that you were even in the playoffs was blind luck
     
  4. bertwing

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    :edmond:

    And I'm always up for a wager, whether it's $ or whatever
     
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  5. bertwing

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    auction waivers won the vote 7-5
     
  6. I <3 bama cock

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    Already have $ on it. Name change seems appropriate. Whoever finishes ranked higher wins?
     
  7. bertwing

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    Bet
     
  8. Jake Barnes

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    Is Scorsese going back to <3 genitalia again?
     
  9. dallasdawg

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    auction eh

    how does that work online? I've only done auction drafts live with my friends
     
  10. Arkadin

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    just like live but on the computer
     
  11. bertwing

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    Yep. He must really love male genitals
     
  12. bertwing

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    An hour before the draft you can enter the draft lobby. Once the draft starts, you hit launch draft and you can enter the draft approx 10-15 mins before the draft actually begins. The draft order will be known at that time.

    You will have $200 to bid on players in the draft to try and fill your roster. Any unpicked players can be picked up using your $100 waiver allowance for the season.
     
  13. dallasdawg

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    So someone just picks a player from the list and there's a way to submit a bid? Can you submit more than once?
     
  14. bertwing

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    Yes. You ever seen Storage Wars? IT'S JUST LIKE THAT
     
  15. Arkadin

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  16. Corky Bucek

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    I assume the draft is 9 est? Which is Corky's time.
     
  17. Jake Barnes

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    Central aka God's time.
     
  18. Corky Bucek

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    :gays:
     
  19. Jake Barnes

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    He's your program's deity, not mine. Praise Allah.
     
  20. Corky Bucek

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    Looks like I'll be seeing you in hell with that comment. :warn:
     
  21. Jake Barnes

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    Sorry, I can't hear you over the pleasured moaning of my 72 spotless virgins. Hopefully Father Ryan is gentler this time than that Michaelmas feast.
     
  22. Corky Bucek

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    In hell sluts are greater than virgins :smuggyurban:
     
  23. Jake Barnes

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    I'll have to take your word on that, infidel.
     
  24. bertwing

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    Draft is 8pm Central. Hope you can stay up that late Corky
     
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  25. AUB

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  26. Voodoo

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    Might get fucked over and not be able to make the draft. :ohdear:
     
  27. phunkybuck

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    Will be in Fratlinburg this weekend, going to have to make sure I'm not in the same boat voodoo.
     
  28. bertwing

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    :ohdear: the last time I did an auction draft against a TMB'er that auto drafted, they took 5 QB's.
     
  29. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I just noticed that the final week of the championship round is in week 17. Personally, I don't like playoffs during that week because of starters possibly resting (see: Aaron Rodgers last year). Anyone else feel the same?
     
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  30. Arkadin

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    yeah. change that shit to week 16, good catch
     
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  31. Arkadin

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    what was the final verdict on how we're doing keepers?
     
  32. bertwing

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    ESPN's standard settings were a regular season of the first 13 weeks and then top 4 make the playoffs, and each matchup lasts two weeks (semifinals weeks 14-15) and the championship and consolation match weeks 16-17. I have changed it to regular season weeks 1-14, and playoffs weeks 15-16. If you don't like that, let me know.

    Clown Baby I resent your invite to your email again today. Hopefully you got it, but you still haven't accepted so :idk:
     
  33. Arkadin

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    i personally like weeks 1-13 then playoffs 14-15-16
     
  34. bertwing

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    KEEPERS RULES
    Use Keepers for 2012 Season
    No

    Use Keepers for 2013 Season
    Yes

    2013 Keepers Per Team
    3

    2013 Keeper Lock Date
    Lock One Hour Before Draft
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Eight make the playoffs? Or a two week matchup for the finals or what? Not a fan of either but we can always do another poll
     
  36. Arkadin

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    6 make playoffs, 2 get byes
     
  37. Arkadin

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    right but are we doing their worth + a percentage?
     
  38. bertwing

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    I don't think that gets determined until next year but idk. I dont see any options like that in the league settings
     
  39. Arkadin

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    yeah its not a big deal, i was just curious
     
  40. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    That works for me. 6 is max for playoffs though. Last year I was in a 10-team league where 8 teams made the playoffs :facepalm:
     
  41. Arkadin

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    Yeah 8 is too many for sure
     
  42. Corky Bucek

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    Fucking lol at 8 making the playoffs.

    Have we decided the payouts?
     
  43. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    Winner takes 70%, 2nd place 20%, 3rd place 10%

    I'd also like to mention that I like the idea of the top regular-season point-scorer getting a small payout as well.
     
  44. Corky Bucek

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    Take away 3rd and add top reg season scorer or 1st place for reg season.
     
  45. Arkadin

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    Yeah 4 people shouldn't get money. I'm cool with any of those other options
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    I still haven't gotten the invite. Try one more time and if it doesn't work I'll create a new espn account
     
  47. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    10% to top scorer instead of to 3rd place sounds good to me
     
  48. Jake Barnes

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    I think at worst they should get their money back.
     
  49. bertwing

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    Sent it again. If you don't get it, send me another email to send it to
     
  50. bertwing

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    So Clown Baby is bitching out of the league

    We need 1. I would like to have a well known user so that I can regularly talk shit to them a d not some obscure guy that posts once a month. I think. Thoughts anyone? We've got two days until the draft