Baby Gronk

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  1. Lip

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    hit the weights, nerd
     
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  2. Eathan Edwards

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    Every day - but nobody is mistaking me for DK Metcalf or AD anytime soon.
     
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  4. DDB

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  5. aisle seven

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    I think we can comfortably say he is an awful person.
     
  6. skiedfrillet

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    i met greg olsen at carowinds in charlotte like 6 years ago

    and when i say met, i saw him from like 15 ft away and gave him the typical guy head nod, to which he reciprocated. game recognize game, and such
     
  7. Menelaus

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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    If he turns out to be good enough to play high school football, the kid is going to end up on the receiving end of ejection worthy targeting hits on a regular basis. I hope he breaks his dads heart and shuns sports for musical theater.
     
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  11. Bruce Bowen

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    Sick hairline
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  12. Arrec Bardwin

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  13. Artoo

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    Already is in some way, if I had to bet.
     
  14. Artoo

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    Didn't read pg 2-4 but we are in agreement that the first time this kid takes a good clean hit he going to quit, right?
     
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  15. JonathanCoachman

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    Just because there are some dodgy characters in AAU somehow equals Baby Gronk. AAU improves player development by giving prospects experience playing against a higher standard of competition. Exploitation of a pre pubescent child for social media attention is clearly EXACTLY the same.
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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  17. Prospector

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    I'm glad this wasn't a thing when Ron Ron had a kid
     
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  18. LA window washer

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    It’s disgusting and also pathetic.
     
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  19. bertwing

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    This kid wouldn’t even start on my youth football team
     
  20. Butthead

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    Getting busted for steroid possession at an naia school is hilarious
     
  21. wes tegg

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    especially after being kicked off the team
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    His dad might as well be Ron:

     
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  23. letan

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    first response lol

     
  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    Is he confusing Champion with Champs Sporting goods store?
     
  25. Artoo

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    OVER 300 TOUCHDOWNS, BRO.
     
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  26. Shinzon

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    We finally get to hear the real Gronk talk about it a little bit. Second slide.

     
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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    Wow big congrats to the im sure it’s legit offer and commitment #LSU Tigers

     
  28. Gaknight

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    So the Rizz King was the one that got rizzed up?
     
  29. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    This was so hard to watch. I usually can handle cringe worthy stuff just fine, but this really got me
     
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  30. 40wwttamgib

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    BK can’t wait to grind on this kid.
     
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  31. NilesIrish

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    Kelly went from whining about admissions to netting kids who haven’t graduated middle school yet. What a glow up.
     
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  33. 20/20/20/20

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    haven't even started middle school
     
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  34. 20/20/20/20

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  35. JonathanCoachman

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    LSU’s offer for that Little Buff Boy ought to be as final as swallowing the receipt of a gift you receive and like.
     
  36. TC

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    Saban got rizzed up by Baby Gronk?
     
  37. CF3234

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    Considering the helmets say 22 I’d guess this was from last summer and look at me dad is spinning some photo Saban probably takes with every kid to claim a bama offer and generate clicks
     
  38. bigred77

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    Literally every comment

     
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  39. bigred77

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    22 was actually the number worn by Gump and Alabama uses that number on their helmets every year to commemorate the greatest Bama player of all time
     
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  40. Andy Reocho

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  41. devine

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    I knew saban was desperate but good lord it’s even worse than I thought
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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    Washed!
     
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  43. bro

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    Warshed*
     
  44. Boo MFer!

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  45. Redav

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    Seems strange the kid is standing there in his underwear.
     
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  46. Shinzon

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    Some unintentional Sab-Dusky vibes going on there.
     
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  47. hood b. goode

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    Almost as bad as inviting sage steele to talk to your team
     
  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Rizzed up by Saban. Rizz king, indeed
     
  49. hood b. goode

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  50. EdmondDantes

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