2024 NFL Coaching Carousel Thread - Carroll out in Seattle

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by MG2, Jan 7, 2024.

  1. MG2

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    Figured I'd just start a new one.

    All 8 openings have been filled...

    Atlanta - Raheem Morris
    Carolina - Dave Canales
    LA Chargers - Jim Harbaugh
    Las Vegas - Antonio Pierce
    New England - Jerod Mayo
    Seattle - Mike MacDonald
    Tennessee - Brian Callahan
    Washington - Dan Quinn
     
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  2. lfriend

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    Every few years we get a surprise firing and feels like we're about due for one.

    Just not sure what team it will be.
     
  3. BP

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    Put Atlanta in the “surprise non firing” category. Papa Blank gonna give him another year.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Glazer said add NE and Wash to the list.
     
  5. MG2

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    Seems like there's some weird vibes in Tennessee and Vrabel could fit that category. I know the Titans have been rough the last couple years, but he's still generally considered a really good coach.
     
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  6. lfriend

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    I'm feeling Vrabel gets traded to New England.
     
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  7. MG2

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    I wonder how many people would actually want that job. Vrabel can probably do better without having to replace Bill and all that entails. Whoever gets that job has no chance with that fan base, no matter what they're complaining about with Bill now.
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Vrabel-Bill straight up swap. Who says no?
     
  9. MG2

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    Both coaches
     
  10. Upton^2

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    Tepper being the first to fire his coach to get a head start only to find out no one wants to work for his dumbass is going to be a fun story to follow
     
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  11. MG2

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    This video + the three tweets from a former UM football beat guy are the best description of what Jim is like (and what makes him hard to deal with for anyone outside of players and coaches) that I have seen.


     
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  12. mb711

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    Where's my boy Ejiro Evero coaching next year?
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

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    Word is Allen is coming back no matter what happens today. Pete Carmichael the OC is probably out though
     
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  14. lfriend

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    I would maybe watch this porno.
     
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  15. ZeroPointZero

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    maybe the Jags?
     
  16. lfriend

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    I think you could mount a good case if Doug doesn't fire his terrible OC.
     
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  17. dump

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    I hear FedEx is hiring, Arthur. Maybe your dad can help you get another job!

     
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  18. Charles DeMar

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    EDIT: Dump’d
     
  19. southlick

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  20. bro

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    How many we think get canned tomorrow? 4 or 5?
     
  21. SuperCam

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    Let’s go
     
  22. Andy Reocho

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    Bill
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  23. devine

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    3 straight 7-10 seasons is awesome
     
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  24. lfriend

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    Lmao Blank wasn't fucking around
     
  25. dump

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    god if Pederson gets shit canned too it would be fucking amazing
     
  26. Handcuffed

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    atlanta drafted offensive skill guys in the top 10 each of the last 3 years (pitts, london, bijan). all three are good.

    the offense was still bad. arthur smith deserved to be fired.
     
  27. lfriend

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    Yeah that tends to happen if you shop at Ross 4 Less to get your QB
     
  28. bro

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    Current openings:

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    soon to be open: patriots, commanders … maybe Jags (doubt it), Tennessee (doubt it)
     
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  29. dump

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    First Matt Canada, now Arthur Smith, and now we are just waiting on Doug Pederson/Press Taylor
     
  30. dump

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    maybe Dennis Allen/Pete Carmichael too but that offense is cooked as long as they have that Carr deal on the books
     
  31. lfriend

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    I say Tennessee a lot but mostly because I think Vrabel wants out.
     
  32. DaveGrohl

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    If we fire Vrabel I'm done. Would be the dumbest shit ever.
     
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  33. Corch

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    If the Saints don't fire Dennis Allen they deserve to be in purgatory forever.
     
  34. bro

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    They said he is coming back. Which is so silly. He is so average
     
  35. Corch

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    I must have missed that. Keeping him for going 9-8 in the worst division in football is so, so dumb.

    They're just going to be the most meh team for multiple more years to come.
     
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  36. bro

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    Not official, just word on the street



     
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  37. dump

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    with their cap being the way it is, thats gonna be the case for whatever coach they hire
     
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  38. fucktx

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    Saints should have fired Allen for being such a pussy after the game today
     
  39. bertwing

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    I would hope that the Saints players ignoring Allen’s direction and running that last TD in to run up the score would be pretty telling that they don’t respect him as a coach and it’s time to move on, but we probably aren’t that lucky and will just waste another year.
     
  40. dump

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    how big are Gayle’s balls or will she just let Loomis continue to run the franchise into the ground
     
  41. spagett

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    Does he talk shit to his dad about not loving football?
     
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  42. bertwing

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    She doesn’t have balls dump
     
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  43. dump

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    well yeah we all see how the Aints franchise is ran now
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    Always love a good coaching search but the NFL is so boring compared to CFB.
     
  45. DUCKMOUTH

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    We’ll see if Allen gets canned, but not looking likely. Word is Loomis and rest of leadership doesn’t think Allen and Carr are the problem.
     
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  46. DeToxRox

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  48. Bricktop the white

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    Dennis Allen is absolute garbage and should be fired

    arhur smith was a bottom 10 nfl coach of all time

    belichick is going to stay and get a shot with whatever qb they draft in the first
     
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  49. Drew Swinney Esq

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  50. Andy Reocho

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    Tepper should just name himself GM and stop the charade.
     
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