2023 NBA Draft Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by MG2, May 10, 2023.

  1. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Doesn't seem like we have one of these yet and the lottery is coming up on May 16.

    This is the prize. Some of the most absurd stuff ever.

     
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  2. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    :pray:
     
  3. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Victor will be the best nba player of all time
     
  5. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I watch no CBB at this point so I feel like Bill Simmons watching only these 15 minute YouTube vids and coming up with strong takes on who will or won't be good.
     
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  6. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    dibs on wemby
     
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  7. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville PredatorsGrateful DeadBonnaroo

    Team Odds for No. 1 pick
    Pistons 14.0%
    Rockets 14.0%
    Spurs 14.0%
    Hornets 12.5%
    Trail Blazers 10.5%
    Magic 9.0%
    Pacers 6.8%
    Wizards 6.7%
    Jazz 4.5%
    Mavericks 3.0%
    Chicago 1.8%
    Oklahoma City 1.7%
    Toronto 1.0%
    New Orleans 0.5%
     
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  8. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Ready to shock the world
     
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  9. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Magic getting the top pick would result in a very fun team imo
     
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  10. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersArsenal

    Wemby to charlotte is what the nba world is hoping for!
     
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  11. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    Would be great athleticism for someone a half foot shorter. Holy hell at that wingspan.

    I’m sure Brian Hartline can somehow convince him to bypass the NBA millions, to play wide receiver for Ohio St.
     
  12. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Portland will somehow get the pick and he's going to break his foot in December
     
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  13. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    i have been simulating the lottery on tankathan every day since late january.

    i sim until portland gets the first pick. then i'm done for the day.
     
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  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I know this feel as a sabres fan
     
  15. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    look - we’re sorry for Mike Pence but the Pacers have never had the #1 pick and got fucked out of Ewing and Sampson both times they picked 2

    throw us a bone
     
  16. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Connecticut HuskiesTexas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Rooting for Pistons/Hornets/Magic/Mavs/Thunder

    Really anyone but the Rockets, Blazers, or Pacers
     
  17. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
    Florida State SeminolesBoston Red SoxOrlando MagicNew England PatriotsBoston Bruins

    You called it first, sounds like we don’t need a lottery.
     
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  18. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I will probably make up a bunch of fake trades that will annoy people between now and the draft because of the unprecedented nature of Wemanyama and the weirdness of this particular draft after the top pick. Just a warning.
     
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  19. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  20. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Should rig it for Chicago to really get people talking
     
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  21. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Detroit already got Cade so let's roll with anyone but them
     
  22. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Rude
     
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  23. Tangman

    Tangman Well-Known Member
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    I’m on a road tour of Midwestern diners and the patrons can’t stop talking about how much sense Wemby to Charlotte makes
     
  24. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    Todays mock simulation is as follows:

    1 - Pacers
    2 - Pistons
    3 - Pelicans
    4 - Rockets
     
  25. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I can't get worked up about getting the pick for this reason. I'd be rooting against us, too. Especially after we blatantly tanked after the break to get the worst record.
     
  26. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Connecticut HuskiesTexas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Is Cade supposed to be good?
     
  27. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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  28. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Not my problem.
     
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  29. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    :awshucks:
     
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  30. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Uhh he is?
     
  31. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    OKC's #1 overall pick to Milwaukee straight up for Giannis
     
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  32. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
    Florida State SeminolesBoston Red SoxOrlando MagicNew England PatriotsBoston Bruins

    They’re gonna rig it to put Wemby with Paolo (and Franz) for the 30 year anniversary of rigging it to put Webber (Penny) with Shaq.
     
  33. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    the real important thing about this draft is that Brandon "Accessory" Miller go #2 and Scoot go #3
     
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  34. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    How about an Anthony Davis instead
     
  35. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEW

    Wemby to Indy does have a nice ring to it
     
  36. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Who?
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    God damnit iPhone autocorrect
     
  38. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Nebraska CornhuskersCharlotte HornetsCleveland BrownsDetroit TigersNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Can tell you're not a fan of a lotto team or that shit would already be a known word to your phone.
     
  39. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Nebraska CornhuskersCharlotte HornetsCleveland BrownsDetroit TigersNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Wendy's definitely should sign him though and rebrand as Wemby's
     
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  40. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Anyone have any opinions on the Thompson brothers from Overtime Elite? They're old for being one year out of HS and that "league" seems really weak compared to college or the G League. I've seen some people love them and have them top 3-4 but neither of them can shoot and that seems like a problem.
     
    #40 MG2, May 11, 2023
    Last edited: May 11, 2023
  41. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    Todays lotto results for fans to enjoy
    1 - Orlando
    2 - Charlotte
    3 - New Orleans
    4 - Houston
     
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  42. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    So let it be written
     
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  43. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Tell Wendy that I appreciate the return of the big bacon classic
     
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  44. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    I’ve never seen them but they’ve been coached for the last two years by Dave Leitao and there’s no coming back from that
     
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  45. bamasam09

    bamasam09 Well-Known Member
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    I'm thinking Tim Duncan 2.0. Go Spurs Go!
     
  46. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    If John Calipari players can make it, anyone can make it
     
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  47. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Think the more lead handler one has a chance to be really good. Although his profile reminds me of Dante Exum coming out. Might be more athletic though. Not being able to shoot is tough though. Spurs or OKC might be a good system for either to end up in to learn.

    Supposedly they were too athletic apparently for Overtime Elite.
     
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  48. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I've seen some people who love Amen comp him to Ja, which seems very rich. There's a difference between "not a good shooter" and "can't shoot," and I'd be terrified of taking anyone who falls into the latter category. Scoot Henderson seems to fall more into the former.

    Anything after the top 2 in this draft seems like playing the lotto with a big chance of getting a bust.
     
  49. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Brandon Miller can drive, he can shoot, he knows how to set up teammates to take a shot. Think he's gonna be good.
     
  50. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    I don't want to hear any whining from you once my Magic get that one pick and become the best young team since the OKC (Durant, Westbrook, Harden, Ibaka) days.