2022 Christmas Trees

too lazy/drunk to get off the couch.

 

Setting it up tomorrow

 

Looks bigger than 8-9 inches

 

That deer looks like it has regrets

 

Lol. It's was my wife's great grandfather's. Apparently my loved him as a baby and gave it to her when she was like 3 or 4. The light is currently broke and need to replace it

 

Also, lol. Not judgment. Just a joke on the haphazard bulb and light cord

 

colored light’s forever

peep that giant Polish Eagle ornament baby

 

Tree is very bright

 

fake tree for the win

 

None taken. Light and cord is about 40 years old and when I turned it on yesterday, sparks started flying from the outlet

 

Gents with small kids, teach them to use tinsel to make a crack on the TV. Also the thrill of patient victory

 

Ok, now I'm calling you out west Virginia. Your shit is fucked up.

Your shitter is probably full, too

 

Watching Willow like a king

 

Where’s your curtain rod?

 

Took the curtain down when we put the Christmas tree up

 

Smashing rats. Drying outside

 

Poll:

What color lights were on your parents tree growing up? (Color/white/blue/green/ etc)

what color lights do you have now?

do you like your parents?

color/color/yes

my wife and I are convinced there is a heavy correlation here

 

Mom's side is from WV, wife is from central PA, so yea lots of interesting people in the family to say the least

 

Color/white/yes so I just blew your theory.

 

*outlier

 

I'm begging you to tell me Xmas is taking place in the burning town

 

I come here to press buttons. Where are my poll buttons

 

Haha no. Don't have any family left in WV

Will say wife and I have been together 11 years. Like 3 years ago went to her family for Christmas day for the first time ever. Was completely when I got there and there was a "Happy Birthday Jesus" cake.

 

We had those lights that bubble when they heat up as a kid, loved them.

wife likes the tree all white, loser.

 

Let me tell you about my brother

 

Skip the pleasantries

 

Also too lazy to get up from the couch

 

Oh. My brother did a hb Jesus once. Fell flat because the audience was dead inside.

My favorite was my other brother pig shaped something or others for a Jewish celebrating. No hateful, but a skewer of hypocrisy. Fwiw, the guest of honor requested it

 

First time I’ve ever put up a tree taller than 2 feet.

 

What?

 

It's the first time he has ever set up a tree taller than 2 feet

 

But how?

 

With his hands.

 

That's just lazy by presc

You did good

 

Dig the cowboy hat

 

I never gave a fuck about anything except getting loaded.

 

Spoiler

The lights dance to music