Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

I'm curious who's next on the rolodex for his veep. The Nikki Haley ilk are trying to maintain stiff arm distance from Trump, hoping to catch the GOP on the backswing from Trumpism in 2028. Vivek?

 

So this guy drove his car into someone and injured them. And the person who was injured is in the hospital handcuffed?

 

It'll be whoever commits the least damaging self sabotage event over the next month or so.

 

Tim Scott is such a pathetic human being

 

rubio would be such a bad selection.

tim scott better be the VP after gargling Trump's balls for the last 10 months

 

I have to think that trump would prefer a dog killing, lying adulterer over a virgin

 

How long until Veep comes back with the spin off? Having a Scott character battling with Vivek would be hilarious.

 

does Rubio need to move before the election? Gosh I hope that happens, he’s an eternal loser.

 

The “about yourself” part is understood when you write the word “autobiographies,” Dana.

 

JLD said a reason they had to stop the show was because the real world politics were too unbelievable and wild for the show and writers to ever top

 

Veep is irrelevant. There are no jokes left. It's already all absurd beyond parody.

 

He'd gladly do it, but they have enough Scotus votes for it not to matter. Florida was not deeply rooted in the history and tradition of colonial England; the founders could not have envisioned such a miraculous paradise that all patriots would seek to reside.

 

How was Stormy not left spent after Two Pump Trump?

 

Vanilla Don

 

Cool cool country

 

Somebody link the tweets about Big Ben asking her for a kiss - what a fucking weirdo

 

Judge libsoftiktok strikes again

 

TOTAL EXONERATION

 

But also the president can do whatever he wants because reasons.

 

In my non-lawyer opinion, having Stormy testify seems like it will ultimately backfire.

 

Pfftt. Like he was ever going to go to the graduation.

 

The delay due to outstanding motions hat are outstanding because she has refused to rule on said motions that she has been sitting on for months.

 

This is great. We have Cannon literally running obstruction for him in Florida but if the New York Judge doesn’t lean to his side it should be a mistrial and is a witch hunt. The Judicial system is a joke and a scam. Fucking garbage

 

She’s a clown

 

In my non-lawyer opinion, I also don’t see the value. The judge had laid some ground rules that Stormy’s quotes seem to be pressing against. What purpose do those details serve to convince the jury?

 

The Republican Party is doing a great job at making Pence seem normal

 

Didn’t they question her credibility? How’s she supposed to establish it by not giving details?

 

One of my favorite things about Rubio is he's low key pretty dumb. Just melted down saying the same thing over and over in 2016

 

Didn’t most want this AG/special counsel or whoever to get Cannon off this case months ago when she was clearly biased? We are delaying justice here and this mf’er is gonna make himself dictator for life. Zero real consequences for this piece of shit.

 

Yeah no judge at this point really wants to rule on anything criminal because he has a real chance to become a dictator and they know he will absolutely have them killed.

 

The purpose is to show he had reason to fear embarrassment if the details of this encounter were to be made public, ie establishing motive for the fraud

 

Having to hope for a hail mary that Trump can be imprisoned so we don't become a dictatorship

 

don’t equate that hack Cannon to other judges. The NY trial is proceeding, the Georgia case is proceeding - notwithstanding the prosecution’s efforts to fuck it up - and the DC case will move as soon as the Republicans on the Supreme Court permit it to. None of the delays are because any judge is worried about Trump killing them.

 

All because of the blue slip rule too which is dumb as fuck

 

What would you guess the chances are of a conviction (or completed trials) in one of the other cases (not NY) by September?

 

0%. None of them will get to a trial by then.

 

Would you say that you’re dispelling the fiction that Rubio has a functioning brain?

 

Because we. can still look at porn. They have no real way of enforcing it. It's theater

 

You gotta do it through a vpn for the mainstream sites in texas. I wouldn't have guessed anyone over 45 would have any idea how to do that. Guess I was wrong about that

 

There are zero penalties for treason in this country.

Perhaps a strongly worded letter will come from this

 

What? I look at porn on my phone connected to my WiFi. Granted it’s always xvideos but that’s a pretty mainstream one.

 

Thought it was pornhub

 

I have no idea. Just checked porn hub but I’m on cellular which I imagine is what everyone else is doing rather than using a vpn. I guess if you’re single or don’t live with your significant other then you stick jack off watching porn on a computer. My phone is my smut machine.