Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm not saying you're wrong, you're probably not, but I am saying yeah I'm gonna leave that one to you man. Finance bros are the absolutely bottom of the concern barrel
     
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  2. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    He missed the opportunity to ask about the founder’s views on baseball
     
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  3. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Or about how baseball commerce can be regulated by the government but refrigerator commerce cannot.
     
  4. Clemson327

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    Which means you better protect your corn hole in a fight.
     
  5. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I wear my boxers backwards for easier access
     
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  6. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Oh man, the banker class is really gonna throw their weight behind Drumpf now
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Trump comes sauntering out of the big house with washboard abs and cum gutters
     
  8. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I had cocktails in DC with a UBS banker from London a few weeks ago who was bitching about the labour parties impending takeover and how he and his wife are gonna move to the US to get away from the coming left leadership. He loves how Americans just go get it and don’t rely on the government and is thinking of moving to Miami.

    He did not seem like he worked 150 hours a week but he went to St Andrews so it might’ve been a different kind of banker than a first year BofA.
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I’d imagine they’d be allowed to considering their direct duty is to protect the life of a former president. It’s not like the SS agents or Trump himself would ever be near any other people in the jail. It’s not like he’s going to prison and thrown into gen pop. He’d be in an isolated cell by himself with secret service right there standing guard.
     
  10. BudKilmer

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    Trump re-enacts the classic movie Shotcaller where he enters as a respected white collar guy and comes out a nazi. Wait. What. I’m
    Hearing in my ear he will be entering as a Nazi.
     
  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    There were enormous men in prison, but I tell you, I got along great with them. Many had MAGA tattoos. They would come up to me with tears in their eyes asking what happened to the America that we loved.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sounds miserable
     
  13. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    trying to imagine the 'accordion hands' stories he'll be telling to his adoring idiots about prison food or the exercise yard if he has to do a stretch
     
  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  15. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    shes copying "i dont talk about my ass" from trump
     
  17. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I dont have conversations about conversations

    -person who is on tv talking about their book that talks about such things
     
  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I’m sure there are conversations about conservations in her book.
     
  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    His wife was nice
     
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    This is unironically why we're so right wing as a country. Our mythology is very individualist right wing nut friendly
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    What if he goes to jail and everyone just goes on with their lives?
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Talking about her conversations is literally why she is in this position
     
  23. CoastalOrange

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    That guy is an idiot. Goodbye legally required 30+ days of vacation plus holidays. Goodbye healthcare. Goodbye mass transportation. Hello company run by a billionaire telling him the 3% COL increase isn't in the budget this year.
     
  24. Tommy Jefferson

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    She won’t talk about conversations she’s had.
    She won’t talk about conversations she hasn’t had.
    Sounds like a book I’d want to read
     
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  25. steamengine

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    Price of freedom from Keir Starmer’s authoritarian rule
     
  26. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    you cant convince me that guy isnt this guy from veep

     
  27. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    lol i know #americabad #europegood but the uk economy sucks shit and I'm positive a highly paid UK worker would be immensely better off in the US --- even in florida
     
  28. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    that Kim Jung Un is one nasty tyrant!

    [​IMG]
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    The "Law and Order" crowing getting the ever so slightest taste of L&O then crying endlessly will never not be funny

    sad
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Send him up the river!
     
  31. CoastalOrange

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    Two things:
    1) I'm guessing the dumbass voted for Brexit so it's his own doing.

    2) Maybe he does get an even higher paying job in Florida. But, again, no vacation days (not to mention the 20+ bank holidays) and he'll be pretty pissed when he's fired with no warning with no severance because it'll protect the bottom line.
     
  32. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I gather from the anecdote that this guy isn’t all that concerned about vacation days.
     
  33. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    3) nobody is better off in Florida. It’s where the devil sends people that are too evil for hell.
     
  34. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Nm
     
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  35. NoNatty

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    I’m sure this will be the one that lands him in jail!
     
  36. Jax Teller

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    I worked 7/12 as a contractor. It’s insane to me that more hours than that is what they are aiming to cut down to. I can’t wrap my mind around that being physically possible more than once or twice befoe your body just gives out. Which it seems one did.
     
  37. Jax Teller

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    I’ve tried to wipe 2016 through 2020 from memory for numerous reasons but wasn’t a big deal made about Trump being the first US official to met Kim? Or was that just first president to met him?
     
  38. NoNatty

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    Working 60+ hour weeks will catch up to you eventually, and it gets progressively harder the older you get.
     
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  39. Jax Teller

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    Yea I know. Iraq was 7/12s with a 15 day vacation every 120 days (at the earliest). Afghanistan was a little better as you got vacation every 90 days.
    Depending on work load and stuff of course. Was always the chance your shop had too much going on and you had to delay. No holidays either.
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    That’s not all there is to do…
     
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  41. bwi2

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    What he wrote isn’t in violation of the gag order, so no it won’t. But if he’s deleting texts that even come close to the boundary of the gag order’s lines, it is proving that the order and the judge’s sanctions have been effective.
     
  42. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    It always blows my mind chuds that regularly use terms like alpha/beta, snowflake, and cuck see Trump as some sort of strong man. He's the whiniest bitch in every room he occupies. Even the imagery they use always has him ripped. Jesse Watters is an idiot but there is no way in hell he actually thinks that soft demented fuck is lifting a weight, much less many.
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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    “I’ll not have my courtroom descend into farce, Ms Daniels. Keep the jokes about the former president’s weird dick to a minimum, please.”
     
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  44. ned's head

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    It was a harrowing experience, but at least it was over in seconds
     
  45. Hank Scorpio

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    Why are they so fucking weird?
     
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  46. chuckmasterflex

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    Getting Riley Reid tattooed on my face before blowing up the I-40 pass through the Smoky Mountains.