Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. soulfly

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    I mean, I hated Rushmore because of said history/background, but I was woefully underprepared for how much of a letdown seeing that piece of shit in person was going to be. I was in awe at how god damn stupid it was, which makes the massive “fuck you” meaning behind it all the more cringe. I’m embarrassed that thing was (and probably still is) on the cover of school-issued history books.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Zoo zoom zoo zoo zoom zoom zoo zoo zoo zoo zoommmmm…Donald Trump 2024
     
  3. JGator1

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    Weird how 2 of the GLOBALIST JUDGES gave him the majority decision win last week by a clear margin (114-110 and 115-109). Apparently the all powerful cabal Trump is fighting against hasn't yet recruited any boxing judges in New York to screw over Trump supporters.

    Not sure if you watched last Saturday but I thought there was a good chance he'd drop some qanon phrase in the postfght interview, I'm guessing his manager or whoever got him to abstain.
     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

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    When your 7 year old cousin "wants to show you something cool"
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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    Tank Davis would never
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    “Donald Trump could see himself having Doug murdered down the line”
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. Josey Wales

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    That’d be a win for Dems.
     
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  9. Deep dirt

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  10. NilesIrish

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    lol, dude can cut unlimited checks, that’s his only value to Trump.
     
  11. Jimmy the Saint

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    Where does Burgum stand on murdering family pets?
     
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  12. MORBO!

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    A firm maybe
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Let's be honest, he was never going to pick a woman
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i get told I make everything about race and then I see shit like this
     
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  15. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    There's easier and much safer ways to disable a hoe
     
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  16. Tommy Jefferson

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    Yea, in his 2nd or 3rd tweet he says to swallow the keys. I think he could have ended the thread there.
     
  17. BudKilmer

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  18. nexus

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    I was wondering why user Druce had changed his profile pic to the Israeli flag with a giant red X over it.
     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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    We love our death panels, dont we folks?
     
  20. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    [​IMG]
     
  21. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    I want to get on one of those insurance companies panels. Not to deny claims but to approve every single one I can before they fire me
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. BudKilmer

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    Don’t need a conference. Make healthcare, housing and college more affordable, improve neo natal care and access to pre-k and people will have kids
     
  24. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Or we could just demagogue and identify problems without solutions
     
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  25. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Wouldn't take long. A colleague of mine did 2 IME's for auto accident cases, agreed with the care, was never asked to do one again.
     
  26. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    But then “they” would also start having more kids.
     
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  27. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    They need the conference to find another way because they're not doing any of that shit.
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I can afford to support myself and I am average middle class. I don’t know how people survive with kids? I only have a few friends with kids well off, so sure, let’s have more for the sake of whiteness.
     
  29. Tommy Jefferson

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    You should be careful with your word choice. Using “they” can get you cancelled in today’s world. The politically correct way to say what I think you mean is “the DEI people”
     
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  30. Beeds07

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    This lack of kids bullshit is 1000% about white people. They need to go ahead and refine their message to a smaller, maybe 14 word ideology.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Sat through a lecture a couple weekends ago about the AI software battle that’s starting between insurance companies and hospitals.
     
  32. fattus

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    Here’s what pisses me off most about insurance. I look into something that I absolutely would not do without insurance. I get a pre-approval so I do it. I then get denied after it is done and I’m on the hook for it. Maybe it’s shady insurance company, maybe it’s shady medical practice, but in the end it fucks me.
     
  33. London Humphreys

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    I'm sorry to hear that. At least you got a bigger penis from the procedure.
     
  34. fattus

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    Wait, I can do that?
     
  35. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Just assumed it was an elective surgery that wouldn't be covered.
     
  36. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Sorry this is off topic, but can someone ELI5 why it's taken four fucking years for the Trump cases to go to trial?

    We all saw Jan 6 happen in real time. But to go back and think on Jan. 6, 2021 that he wouldn't even stand trial during the entire Biden term would've seen unfathomable.
     
  37. Truman

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    Depends on the case, but Trump's lawyers have taken every opportunity to delay the cases. NYC case has moved the fastest because there were less ways for them to delay. The Florida case is being heard by a Trump appointee, who more than that - is just a joke and helping delay. The Georgia case had some extremely poor decision making by the prosecutor that delayed things.
     
  38. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    The comments to this tweet are…something.
     
  39. Truman

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    Never read the comments
     
  40. Illinihockey

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    America is somehow so overcrowded we can’t take any more immigrants and is in a population death spiral so everyone needs to have more babies.
     
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  41. fattus

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    Shut the fuck up.