Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. i am a bammer

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    Bestowed by the Cubans for... You know
     
  2. dblplay1212

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  3. dblplay1212

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    I assume it's bc he knows where all the bodies are and Trump doesn't have anything on him.
     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    We must embrace fascism, less fascism embrace us
     
  5. CUAngler

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    I feel like we are being robbed of trump slapping an A+ nickname on Mr pecker.
     
  6. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    And that wouldn't happen if Presidents could commit crimes with impunity? Why not cheat, I am President and and do what I want. Don't want that to end.
     
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  7. London Humphreys

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    "David Pecker, middle name Tiny."
    --Big hand movements
     
  8. Henry Blake

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    Nation of 325M people is basically held hostage to the whims of someone with the maturity of a 7 year old.
     
  9. Vito Corleone

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    The fact this is discussed at the fucking Supreme Court will be used as a symbolic watershed moment of this country's fall to ruin.

    WTF is this country thinking
     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

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  11. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Howard text to relative: 'If he wins I will be pardoned for electoral fraud'
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    Adam Reiss and Adam Edelman
    Steinglass, reading some of the texts between Howard and Howard’s unnamed relative, revealed that the former National Enquirer editor-in-chief seemed to have understood the criminal nature of the company’s payment scheme on Election Night 2016.

    “He’s just been named President-elect,” Howard wrote.

    “At least if he wins I will be pardoned for electoral fraud,” Howard wrote.

    Steinglass read the texts because Merchan ruled that Pecker should not read them.
     
  12. portlandspartan

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    That’s an insider trading!
     
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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Joe Biden ordering the arrest of trump because he’s a danger to democracy is bad but trump having his brain dead followers try to overthrow an election and shit all over the capital floor is under Presidential immunity. Real cool country.
     
  14. Tommy Jefferson

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    In a developed country, this case shouldn’t even need oral arguments. I cannot wait for someone smarter than me to read and digest the conservative opinion if this isn’t a unanimous ruling. It could be quite entertaining.
     
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  15. Tommy Jefferson

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    This could be a wild idea but hear me out. There are three equal branches of government. What if the judicial branch does their job, and holds the president accountable for BOTH crimes after leaving office and illegally trying to stay in power.

    Alito seems to be saying we get one or the other.
     
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  16. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    Hypothetically, the SC accepts the arguments of Trumps lawyers.

    Biden has got a few months to put those arguments to the test. Just sayin’ ..
     
  17. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    very nasty man this pecker!
     
  18. AHebrewToo

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    "Pecker is a rhino folks. Not a real republican. What happens when you take an important man like him and remove the R? He's not important anymore - just an impotent Pecker, folks."
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Conservative SC justices are complete ghouls, but I also think the liberal justices are entirely capable of crawling right up their own asses with esoteric legal garbage. I feel I have no idea how this is gonna go.
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    A single black president ruined the psyche is every conservative in America and having a minority group of people decide what’s best for the majority is how fascisms happen.

    This is what white people have always done when their authority is perceived to have been challenged, make the dumbest decisions to make sure the majority knows they aren’t in power.

    The idea of white people were created by land owners who realized that if poor whites and slaves banded together it would be over, so they created “white people” to give poor whites a few more rights than slaves. Then part of the country wanted to end slavery so other minority started a war. Stupid shit is what this country does.
     
  21. CaneKnight

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    I'd legit have a seal team on stand by to (redacted) Trump's entire fucking bloodline. Put an end to this nonsense once and for all
     
  22. Vito Corleone

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    Agreed. Not just that Obama was black, but more educated than them, younger than them, and with a Muslim name. He was like an AI generated boogeyman that provided nitro to their zealous religious and racial fears. It's still hard to fathom for me how it got to them giving someone as incapable intellectually like Trump god rights.
     
  23. Tug

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    Trump and his gold toilets and miss America contests is the ideal rich man of every white trash person in America. Combine that with “he says what I feel” and you’ve got a stew
     
  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    When the revolution comes -- (cause that's the only fucking way we're getting out of what's coming in by this time next year) -- hopefully all the dumbfuck dems who argue(d) against expanding the court are put to the [redacted] too
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I won't be able to contain my insane laughter when at the end of all of this, Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th POTUS, has to pay a $1000 fine for contempt of court. And that is all.

    I look forward to all of the explanations from legal scholars about why that makes sense
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    Joe could go zero dark Brandon and then threaten the senate to acquit him or else and then get away with any crimes he chooses.
     
  28. bwi2

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    Congress is not the administrative state, Lauren
     
  29. Josey Wales

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    But words sound good!
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    That definitely invalidates the sentiment of the post, also
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    No response to Lara's thread? I know you of all posters here would be defending this legislation.
     
  32. bwi2

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    don’t have Twitter so I can’t read the thread
     
  33. Escanor

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    I hope they pass it. Maybe it would actually light a fire under this bum Party’s ass. If they face real consequences from an unabashed Trump maybe they’ll get in gear. If there’s no consequences, Biden and Dems need to rig every election in Dem controlled swing states. They will be accused of it anyways. Need to win this cycle at any cost and run the clock out on Trump and his Boomers. If Trump gets back in, he’s never leaving.
     
  34. bwi2

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    the right has spent the better part of four decades demonizing the “administrative state” (term used loosely as a slur) as a bunch of unelected fascist goons undermining the popular will of the country to push their hidden agenda. So yes, in the context of talking about Congressional action, the expressed sentiment very much does matter.
     
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  35. steamengine

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    I hate this for our earth but this is tremendous content

     
  36. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Ostensibly going to be used against SJP, but, of course, it's going to be used to do shit like crush NGOs calling for a ceasefire. Particularly, once Trump is back in office.
     
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  37. steamengine

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    Shit in Texas we have to swear allegiance to Israel if we’re receiving government funding, including public education.
     
  38. texasraider

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    inshallah
     
  39. bwi2

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    bill is either superfluous (material support to a terrorist organization is already criminal) or a pretty clear First Amendment violation
     
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  40. Jimmy the Saint

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  41. Henry Blake

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    I guess the SCOTUS case will be kicked back down to the lower court, putting other cases in flux? We can't have nice things, so I assume this will happen.
     
  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Seems to be headed that way.

    Nothing bad will ever happen to this man
     
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  43. BellottiBold

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    Fair
     
  44. beerleagueman

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    still doesn’t feel real that the most obvious corrupt conman seems to have everything go his way ..it is like all the institutions are terrified of him
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yes but let me explain the esoteric nonsense as to *why*
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm going to start saying this anytime someone from my wife's family says they're praying for me.
     
  47. Henry Blake

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    Gets convicted in NY case and wins election as a felon. Let's go for the best content at this point.
     
  48. rulethirty

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  49. steamengine

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    A lot of religious ppl are posting an edited version of this clip that cuts out any reference to Trump.
     
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