Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Lyrtch

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    I wouldn't assume why the person did it imo
     
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  2. Redav

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    I'm going to guess that person isn't a Trumper
     
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  3. MORBO!

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    Yea, could have easily been an Israel/Palestine protester.
     
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  4. joe-

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  5. seanofthedead86

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    Jesus dude is still alive
     
  6. Tug

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    It’s a terrible circumstance but she gives quite the play-by-play

    CNN needs to give her a commendation
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Didn't like Taylor Swift's new album most likely
     
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  8. bro

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    it might not have been trump related. could have been related to something else but knew it would get a ton of attention there
     
  9. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    kentucky fan upset at the Pope hire?
     
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  10. Redav

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    Man I feel for people who do that. I can't imagine what place you have to be in to do something like that and feel like it's your only option
     
  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Normal country
     
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  12. Hank Scorpio

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    If so, probably not for long
     
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  13. soulfly

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    Sir, that’s the surest-fire way to get me to watch a video :laugh:
     
  14. nexus

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    honestly more Trump supporters should set themselves on fire
     
  15. GrizzliesDrew

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    No one knows why he lit himself on fire before he did it and he didn't even kill himself....that screams the stupidity of a Trumper. Everyone knew exactly why the last Palestinian protestor lit himself on fire immediately.
     
  16. BudKilmer

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    Found my playlist on Spotify imo
     
  17. Ralph

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    In that case it was probably accidental.
     
  18. seanofthedead86

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    Yeah I was about to post that we hadn't seen a single tweet with what or if he said anything before he did this so it'll probably be a while before we get his name and scroll his socials.
     
  19. GrizzliesDrew

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    Seriously though, how fucking dumb are you to self-immolate without clearly proclaiming why beforehand.
     
  20. Deep dirt

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    Got Pope’d. Hate to see it
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    The man on fire is just to throw us off the scent of the real story! WAKE UP SHEEPLE1!
     
  22. fattus

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    I know what McDonald’s does for my farts. I can’t imagine if I ate there every day.
     
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  23. HoosDaMan

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    For now
     
  24. IanBoyd

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  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    edit: see this covered above. jesus christ.
     
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  26. texasraider

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    If I ever decide to set myself on fire, feel free to try and talk me out of it but for gods sake don’t let anyone try to save my life once I’ve started the fire. Surviving that is the only thing worse than dying from it
     
  27. GrizzliesDrew

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    If you ever decide to set yourself on fire, make sure you tell people why you're doing it.
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Are we sure he isn’t shitting himself from all the adderall? We know he wears depends.
     
  29. MORBO!

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    :yellowcard:
     
  30. Tug

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    There is definitely some leakage
     
  31. ashy larry

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  32. Drew Swinney Esq

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    He apparently threw some pamphlets in the air

     
  33. HoosDaMan

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  34. GrizzliesDrew

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  35. joe-

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    you’re gonna be surprised by this but early news reports this guy was some sort of psycho
     
  36. bic

    bic the way out is through
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  37. Drew Swinney Esq

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  38. texasraider

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    You can just assume it wasn’t because I was mad. Don’t print in the papers that I was mad
     
  39. joe-

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    what the fuck newsweek
     
  40. HowdyHorns

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  41. MORBO!

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  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    Hey...I'm proud of a lunatic just taking himself out.
     
  43. fattus

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    Oof
     
  44. bro

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    well, his ploy at getting attention worked.
     
  45. chuckmasterflex

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    Read a manifesto? On a Friday?!?
     
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  46. Bruce Wayne

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    Man he was on the right track with Peter Thiel being a total scumbag then just fell off a cliff after that
     
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  47. OHW

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    In a perfect world he would've lit Peter Thiel on fire
     
  48. Voodoo

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    “Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances.”
     
  49. HoosDaMan

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    Too much Florida in him
     
  50. joe-

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